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My Cock by Dclique(m): 3:50am On Dec 06, 2010
A priest kept chickens at his parish. One evening the cock went missing.
At mass the priest asked, who has a cock.
All the men got up. No i meant who has seen a cock .
All the women got up. No no who has seen a cock that is not theirs.
Half the women got up. Oh for goodness sake, who has seen my cock. All the nuns got up
Re: My Cock by WackyJ1(m): 3:56am On Dec 06, 2010
lmao
Re: My Cock by StudioCFR(m): 5:27am On Dec 06, 2010
Another stale news . . .

It's all about cork dis days on nairaland

I'm sick and tired of cork news

What?

If your cork is missing why not take your complain to yaba police station?

I'm sure the poster is IBO

everything is news to IBO people

I'm tired of reading cork news

IBO people should start giving us jokes - And not some true life story or pm news.
Re: My Cock by Gokson01(m): 6:49am On Dec 06, 2010
Ur own too much o o o studio cfr, must u complain? Beta tak a work to ur stale jok. . .
Nice one Cork
Re: My Cock by Gokson01(m): 6:51am On Dec 06, 2010
Ur own too much o o o studio cfr, must u complain? Beta tak a work to ur stale jok. . .
Nice Cock story Dclique
Re: My Cock by NnamdiN: 7:13am On Dec 06, 2010
Gokson01:

your own too much o o o studio cfr, must u complain? Beta tak a work to your stale jok. . .
Nice Cock story Dclique
some people are better left unnoticed, obviously he's craving for attention and u just gave him ur's.
Re: My Cock by StudioCFR(m): 8:00am On Dec 06, 2010
Nnamdi

Dat name sounds gay

An IBO name for dat matter

I wish na better person from better tribe say i dey seek for him attention.
Re: My Cock by NnamdiN: 8:54am On Dec 06, 2010
See Gokson01 With little or no effort from me, he directed my comment to himself lol and for the records, Nnamdin is just my screen name, my real name is, You wish tongue
Re: My Cock by StudioCFR(m): 9:33am On Dec 06, 2010
Make sense abeg OMO IBO
Re: My Cock by WackyJ1(m): 10:54am On Dec 06, 2010
Studio Cfr what you got against igbos?
Re: My Cock by lysaa(f): 1:01pm On Dec 06, 2010
Dem delete im cover-bottle.
Re: My Cock by angelz(f): 1:24pm On Dec 06, 2010
its cool.
lol
Re: My Cock by StudioCFR(m): 5:34pm On Dec 06, 2010
wackoj1

I owe u no explanation
Re: My Cock by Kunbee: 10:33pm On Dec 06, 2010
STale as Nnamdis palmy
Re: My Cock by StudioCFR(m): 10:36pm On Dec 06, 2010
I trust u
Re: My Cock by Kunbee: 10:45pm On Dec 06, 2010
Wa sere alaye cheesy
Re: My Cock by StudioCFR(m): 10:56pm On Dec 06, 2010
lol
Re: My Cock by tanimz(f): 5:21am On Dec 07, 2010
Ha! Good one! grin
Re: My Cock by StudioCFR(m): 5:29am On Dec 07, 2010
Whats so good bout dis thread?
Re: My Cock by tanimz(f): 5:30am On Dec 07, 2010
The cock na.

You get cock? grin
Re: My Cock by StudioCFR(m): 5:31am On Dec 07, 2010
cork or cock?
Re: My Cock by tanimz(f): 5:31am On Dec 07, 2010
Cock.
Re: My Cock by StudioCFR(m): 5:33am On Dec 07, 2010
What is cock
Re: My Cock by tanimz(f): 5:35am On Dec 07, 2010
No dey ask me foolish question, you go nursery school and you grew up on the farm. undecided
Re: My Cock by StudioCFR(m): 5:45am On Dec 07, 2010
Hahahaha

what a temper
Re: My Cock by tanimz(f): 5:48am On Dec 07, 2010
Which temper?
Re: My Cock by StudioCFR(m): 5:56am On Dec 07, 2010
The hot temper wey make u pour hot soup for yo customer head last week
Re: My Cock by tanimz(f): 6:13am On Dec 07, 2010
Oh. . . So na you be the customer? Abeg, no vex, I no know say na you. Why you no come gree pay money for the goods wey you buy like three weeks ago?
Re: My Cock by StudioCFR(m): 6:28am On Dec 07, 2010
Which goods?
Mtchew
lol
Re: My Cock by tanimz(f): 6:32am On Dec 07, 2010
You wan deny the goods wey you buy on credit three weeks ago?

I swear, this world don spoil. undecided
Re: My Cock by NnamdiN: 6:35am On Dec 07, 2010
@Kunbee how's ur other branch Heard d surgery was successful  Don't 4get to go for another hole when biz starts moving and make sure u come 2 me 4 d surgery  cool
Re: My Cock by StudioCFR(m): 8:01am On Dec 07, 2010
Tanimz please no spoil my name cuz of the small credit i collected from u

I'm not the first person to buy market on credit and won't be the last.

Afterall, Naija dey owe.
Thanks to the IBO leaders.

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