I found this post funny enough to share it with you guys...
TYPES OF PEOPLE WE MEET IN THE
BANKING HALL:
1 - The pen borrowers: They are always in
the bank, common pen dey don't have. These set
of people are very dangerous, once u give them
ur pen, u might find it difficult 2 identify them.
Once someone tells u "pls, can I have ur pen"
believe me,
that is the last time u will see that Pen except u
are
lucky. 2 - The I Dey Your Back Types: Immediately
they
enter the
bankin hall, even before taking d withdrawal or
deposit slip all
they do is to know the last person d nxt tin u'll
hear them
say is I am at ur back. If care is not taking 8
people will tell
u "I'm @ ur
ur back" dey will end up causin
confusion in d bank
(na me dey him back, I don tell am since, I was
here before
u, blah blah blah)
3 - The No protocol types: These set of people
don't obey
the first come first serve slogan, they are mouthed
in the
bank, immediately they come in, they just walk up
to the
cashier or manager, he ask them to sit down and
within 5
minutes they have completed their transactions
while
u are still dia standin.
4 - The door rejectees: These people will
always have problems with the bank door, u will
see dem
removing either their belts, car keys, mobile phones
etc and yet the
machine
keeps shooting "pls go back" pls, come naked nxt
time. 5 - The slip wasters: These set of people can
waste slips, to fill the withdrawal slip or
deposit
slip na wahala, u see them cancelin,
tearing ,squeezing and taking another one.
6 - The people from another Planet: These set of
people
usually
behave like dey are not in this world @ all, they
will
always be asking for today's date, even after
telling
them
the correct date, they will still ask someone else
again. Hmm! I
tire for
these people. Which category do u belong 2?