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Memories Of Higher Institution by Beesluv: 8:37pm On Oct 24, 2014
There was this CSC lecturer that fixed his class for 6am (can't remember the particular day). He always come to class before the time, only God know how he does it.

Once its exactly 6am, he shuts the 4 doors to the hall. The maximum injury time he gives was 10mins, and by them he would have shut the 2 back doors.

You must be properly dressed in the department's uniforms. If you are not, you can neither air your opinion nor ask questions.

At the end of the class, he collects attendance row by row and then , count the number of students in class. If the number in attendance list is greater (even by 1) than the physical counting, he will call out the names on the attendance one by one to detect the ghost student grin. In the process, if your name is in the attendance and you are not properly dressed, he will cancel your name.

Then, it was frustrating but now, whenever I remember I just laugh.


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Re: Memories Of Higher Institution by lalasticlala(m): 8:55pm On Oct 24, 2014
one of my lecturers then would always say A is for God, B is for him and C is for d intelligent ones.

Aother lecturer would b sleeping while supervising during exam

Another was a very mean man. He used to ask guys to sit down on d floor if they messed up in lecture hall. If he catches anybody in exam malpractice, he would remove d person's clothes , he will only allow d person to wear singlet & boxer and would ask him to sit on d floor. He used to slap students. He always yabbed women and doesn't use eyes to c one chew gum. That man was very mean. If he's to gv test, he would come as early as 7am and will close d door.

Anoda would Neva come 4 lectures. He would only sell useless hand out filled with typographical errors few weeks to exam, & would rush to lecture like 2 times b4 exams.

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Re: Memories Of Higher Institution by Beesluv: 9:25pm On Oct 24, 2014
Na wa o, dint students plan for the 3rd lecturer?
Does he tell female students to UnCloth too
Re: Memories Of Higher Institution by lalasticlala(m): 10:30pm On Oct 24, 2014
Beesluv:
Na wa o, dint students plan for the 3rd lecturer?
Does he tell female students to UnCloth too
he had cultists as his loyalists. he doesnt hav anytin to do wit girls. he prefered guyz around hm. az 4 unclothing galz , no, but he would ask d galz 2 sit on d floor
Re: Memories Of Higher Institution by Adesam09(m): 10:43pm On Oct 24, 2014
lalasticlala:
one of my lecturers then would always say A is for God, B is for him and C is for d intelligent ones.

Aother lecturer would b sleeping while supervising during exam

Another was a very mean man. He used to ask guys to sit down on d floor if they messed up in lecture hall. If he catches anybody in exam malpractice, he would remove d person's clothes , he will only allow d person to wear singlet & boxer and would ask him to sit on d floor. He used to slap students. He always yabbed women and doesn't use eyes to c one chew gum. That man was very mean. If he's to gv test, he would come as early as 7am and will close d door.

Anoda would Neva come 4 lectures. He would only sell useless hand out filled with typographical errors few weeks to exam, & would rush to lecture like 2 times b4 exams.
hmm... There is God ooo....
pls which school be that oo
Re: Memories Of Higher Institution by kayojosephy(m): 2:58am On Oct 25, 2014
Memories galore...Keep dem coming...
Re: Memories Of Higher Institution by Beesluv: 5:58am On Oct 25, 2014
lalasticlala:
he had cultists as his loyalists. he doesnt hav anytin to do wit girls. he prefered guyz around hm. az 4 unclothing galz , no, but he would ask d galz 2 sit on d floor
No wonder, he has back up.

There was also this lecturer that comes twice or thrice in a semester. His last visit was always to give exams questions and no materials (that's like a week to the exams), and you can't get some topics in a textbook. So we have to scout for materials and cram the cramables just within a week. So crazy
Re: Memories Of Higher Institution by Beesluv: 5:59am On Oct 25, 2014
Adesam09:

hmm... There is God ooo....
pls which school be that oo


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