hey guys, this is a topic i got from the culture sexion that is quite amazing. some of y'all might've already seen it though.
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I've been noticing lately that my child has been suffering from deep sleep in the night, and it's not just any sleep, when I try and wake him up in the morning he doesn't wake up instantly. My pastor told me its because he has travelled far in the spiritual realm to the witch's and wizards coven, but my doctor told me it's because I wake him up at 4 am. I have also noticed that my child seems to be possessed with the spirit of lack of interest in school, spirit of answering me back, spirit of not being able to do his 9 times tables (off by heart . . . . to thirty), spirit of spending my money on unnecessary things, spirit of beating up his little brother, spirit of wanting a computer like some of his friends, spirit of stubbornness, spirit of breaking my dishes (like Rihanna), spirit of wanting to go to London, spirit of wanting to believe what sounds intelligent and not some lies made up by a cult/church that wants all your money and mental freedom and the spirit of being a child. I'm thinking of starving him for about 2 or 3 days depending on how long it takes for him to confess his a wizard (like Dumbledor) and I may even add a few beatings in between, because this is what my pastor suggested.

My question is if my child is a wizard and should I beat him into forgiveness or let my pastor do it? I'll be very grateful for your answer, oh. Another thing is that my child's lips are very red, as if his been sucking blood at night, please o, I'm very scared oooooooooo! Oh and please suggest some tortures that I can inflict on him if his a wizard, as this is my first wizard child, and It will help me know what to do once my other kids I don't really love or care about gets initiated into Helen Ukpabio's money making brain wash the witch's coven.

Thank you

Yes nna. Still, I dont see as being a so called witch / wizard as a problem. I think its a gift if the talents and powers are being used properly and rightfully.

what! . . am i suppose to read dat @topic

@poster
send your child to cele church, for deliverance by broom
after two daiz intensive broom lashing, your childs life will not be the same again

guys check this out as well

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-185739.0.html

LOL.


In that case, Im safe to say that my dog is a witch. It uses a broom stick to fly to china the other day.

Make you try your doctor's advice and try to wake him by 6.00am. You no no say na that time sleep dey sweet.

If true true say i bi wizard, the child go be better one when im reach London. Na witches/wizards dey manufacture motor, electricity, computer and other better things wey you wey dey think say you be better person dey use.

Carry am go London jaray!

na witch dey know witch make you go for deliverance first. the child might just be acting like a normal chlid of his age.

lmao. u guys are pretty funny with ur posts.

ur child is a wich

i know. . ur child gave dat child winsh power

mykali:

lmao. u guys are pretty funny with ur posts.  

exactly y u brought it here, isn't it?

winches in the house

na winch u come catch?

all of u na winshes

plus u

na for thing like this dem dey see you, Roforofo

ok i gree i be winch

*Allah kiyaye*

Thank God. . .

@poster, if your child is a witch you are on your own, i see no reason why you should come tell us. Think this topic the other way round, it's annoying . I know mykali is not the original poster, so am reffering to the original poster.

I have also noticed that my child seems to be possessed with the spirit of lack of interest in school, spirit of answering me back, spirit of not being able to do his 9 times tables (off by heart . . . . to thirty), spirit of spending my money on unnecessary things, spirit of beating up his little brother, spirit of wanting a computer like some of his friends, spirit of stubbornness, spirit of breaking my dishes (like Rihanna), spirit of wanting to go to London, spirit of wanting to believe what sounds intelligent and not some lies made up by a cult/church that wants all your money and mental freedom and the spirit of being a child.

lololololololololllllllllllllllllllllllllll

lysaa:

plus u

+ u - sima

i reserve my comment

dere is no time to reserve. . . say it

he just want to say that he is sufferin from a yansh rash thats all. No biggy naa

gaby knows it all

you mean sey gabry na noah shey?

ha!

ah!

Thats right

wats ryte about ur cross eyes/

cozz its got spinned by spen yestanyt