While lots of drugs come from Colombia and Mexico to other
countries, there are tons of drugs that in fact, don’t. When
people try to smuggle drugs, they often get caught. So, they try
to come up with creative ways to do it, but sometimes those
ways are so out there, it’s a little too obvious to agents who
have probably seen it all. Here are thirteen of the most
interesting ways people have tried to smuggle drugs. Some of
these people had such good plans that they almost got away
with it and other people were so stupid, perhaps the drugs were
affecting their brains too.


13. Frozen Goat Meat

In March 2014, officers found 7 lbs of cocaine, worth between
$1.2 and $1.8 million stuffed in frozen goat meat.

First of all,
the only goat people eat in New York is goat cheese and if New
Yorkers ate goat meat, they certainly wouldn’t freeze it. A
press release by customs officials said:
An arriving passenger at John F. Kennedy International
Airport had a different kind of ‘beef’ when encountered by
U.S. Customs and Border Protection Officers. When probed,
the frozen packages of meat produced a white powder that
tested positive for cocaine.
The person accused denied knowing the cocaine was in the
frozen goat meat.

12. Taped Underpants

If this image isn’t clear enough, let us elaborate. Customs
officials in New York discovered cocaine in someone who hid
it her underwear and taped it up with electrical tape to secure
the drugs. Because that’s not obvious- right?


11. In A Wig

Two Portuguese women, ages 18 and 28, tried to smuggle
£150,000 (1.3 kg each) of cocaine under their wigs into the
Madrid’s Barajas Airport. They flew in on separate flights.

Officers were very impressed with their operation and a
spokesperson was quoted as saying “This new method of drugs
smuggling is very elaborate and difficult to detect because the
wigs are so natural-looking.”


10. In A Bra

Smuggling drugs in a bra is the oldest and dumbest trick in the
book. A Britain’s Got Talent star admitted in 2012, she was
once caught smuggling marijuana into prison for her ex-
boyfriend before she became famous. Alexis Economou of
REAformed (seriously, that’s the band’s name, no joke),
admitted her mistake publicly and deeply regretted it:
I brought drugs with me to prison. I knew it was wrong.

As I
walked up to the prison, my heart was racing, I had a million
different things going through my head.

From the moment I
woke up that morning, it was like everything was in slow
motion. I was in a bubble. I was absolutely terrified when I
walked into the prison. They did a body search but I’d hidden
it in my bra so they didn’t find it. I handed it over to him when
I thought nobody was looking and I couldn’t wait to get out of
there. I was just relieved it wasn’t on my person any more.
A
guard came over to me and asked me to wait in a small room.

And I immediately knew… I was crying my heart out. I was
only interviewed for about 15 minutes because I had admitted
everything straight away.

Economou only served a three-and-a-half-month long
suspended sentence and completed 150 hours of community
service.

Bad job

The shits niggurs do for the papers....

Stinky stuff.

9. In Bananas

This operation was bananas, right? Drug dealers accidentally
sent £5 million worth of cocaine in boxes of Bananas to five
Aldi Supermarket locations in Berlin, Germany. In January
2014, 140kg of drugs were discovered in banana boxes set to
go on sale to customers.

Olaf Schremm, who is the head of
Berlin’s anti-drugs squad, revealed the boxes came from
Colombia to Aldi’s distribution center, and couldn’t exactly
figure out what went wrong: “I don’t know where the mistake
was in the perpetrators’ delivery chain.” It was Germany’s
largest drug bust in 15 years.


8. In Cans of Black Beans

As delicious as black beans are (at least to some people),
they’re pretty easy to get anywhere, so officers became
suspicious when someone had way too many cans of beans.

It
turned out the beans were kilos of cocaine. And those are worth
a whole lot of beans!


7. In a Child’s Drawings

There are many ways drugs are smuggled into prison, but
perhaps the saddest way is through a child’s drawings.

In
February 2011, prison officers in Nesquehoning, Pennsylvania,
at the Carbon County Correctional Facility, were
sorting through the inmates’ mail, as they always do, but when
they saw orange splotches over a child’s Cinderella and Snow
White coloring book pages, officers became suspicious. Sadly,
the pictures were inscribed with a message, “To Daddy.”

The
orange substance turned out to be Suboxone, which is the first
narcotic medicine doctors can prescribe to treat opiate
addiction (it’s an alternative to methadone). Suboxone has
became a very popular drug to smuggle into prison, sadly
because there aren’t adequate drug treatment programs
available.


6. Leg Bandages

In October 2014, A 34 year old woman from Paraguay used
yards of white tape to secure bags of cocaine to her legs,
covered by nude stockings, through the airport in Malaga,
Spain.

It was pretty noticeable because she was wearing a skirt,
making her look like Nora Batty, from the UK sitcom, Last of
The Summer Wine. No word about her thigh gap…

5. In Laundry Detergent

In 2012, police found 12 packages of cocaine valued a
$294,000 when they searched a couple’s car, hidden in boxes
of powdered laundry detergent. They might be working at the
prison Laundromat for a very long time…


4. In a Fake Baby Bump

In 2013, a 28-year-old Canadian woman became pregnant-
with terrible ideas to smuggle drugs that is. She was arrested
for trying to smuggle two kilos (4.4 pounds) of cocaine,
outside of Colombia, in a fake baby bump. The social worker
(yes, you read that correctly), was detained by police after they
noticed her bump was cold and hard.


3. Under The Seat of a Wheelchair

A 19-year-old United States citizen was arrested at the border
in San Ysidro, California. He tried to smuggle five pounds of
marijuana under the seat of a wheelchair. He almost got away
with it, but a California Border Patrol officer saw he looked
nervous, so he decided to search him. Drug sniffing dogs found
the packages.


2. In Breast Implants

In August 2014, a 43-year-old Venezuelan woman was caught
carrying 3.6 pounds of cocaine in, of all things (wait for it), her
breast implants. At the Madrid International Airport, after
arriving from Colombia, the woman almost got away with it.

She appeared nervous, which is the dead giveaway, so officers
conducted a full-body search. They came up with nada…until
she confessed to the crime. Police took her to the local hospital,
where she had the implants removed.

She was carrying
approximately $2 million worth of cocaine.
Sadly, trying to smuggle cocaine inside breast implants isn’t all
that uncommon. But, the scary part isn’t the operation at the
airport; it’s the operation at the table. Saline implants are
deflated and then cocaine is used to fill the implants.

These
procedures are often done under not-so-sterile conditions and
can ultimately be deadly.

1. In Mr. Potatohead

People have tried to smuggle drugs in vegetables many times,
so that was probably what inspired someone to try and smuggle
drugs in the beloved children’s toy, Mr. Potato Head. In 2007,
officers in Australia discovered 10.34 ounces of ecstasy inside
of a Mr. Potato Head Toy sent as a gift (and a really good one
at that) from Ireland to Australia. The maximum penalty in
Australia for smuggling drugs is lifetime imprisonment.
Customs Director Post Karen Williams said:

“Whilst this is one of the more unusual concealments that we
have seen in recent times, people need to be aware that
Customs officers are alert to unusual and often outlandish
methods of concealment.”

But nice try…

chai ...Things we do for money sigh!!!!

hmn

Cool

oya over to front page

Things people will do for money. The one taped to the butt really got me laughing

Here we still rely on swallowing condoms with ogbono soup.

Case in point the guy that died last week at the airport in Spain.

Breastt fuccking implants? Now that's inspiring! The things boobbie can be used for!

Na wa o...we should create a thread for drug smugglers in order to create other methods that have not been tried before