THE ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was,

THE NEW VERSIONS R,

Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ,
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ,
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ,
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ,
If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.

Patient:
If you love someone, Set her free ,
If she doesn't come back,
continue to wait until she comes back ,

Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ,
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat ,

C++ Programmer:
if(you-love( m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she = new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second
Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom

Biologist :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.

Statisticians :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming
back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable
anyway.

Schwarzenegger' s fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person :
If you love someone
don't set her free.

MBA :
If you love someone set her free instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously

Psychologist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

Somnabulist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back it's a nightmare
If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.

ERP functional expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis

Finance expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Specialist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market
But before i leave, Here, i SAVE the Last Dance for You

so which of the groups do u belong to

na who rivet ur mouth like dis

spenchuks:

so which of the groups do u belong to

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ,
Don't worry, she will come back.

Patient:
If you love someone, Set her free ,
If she doesn't come back,
continue to wait until she comes back ,

mehn! u are living in fool's paradise

bluehorizo:



Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ,
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ,
If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.


Finance expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Spenchuks is definitely one of these

rof lmfao @topic. .  funny joke

yes. with all pleasure

i no need so much headache na.

thank God i'm a man, if not, go and read

Isaiah chapter 4

bluehorizo:

MBA :
If you love someone set her free instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously

This one ne ehn I like pass.

spenchuks:

mehn! u are living in fool's paradise

Mehn! You are living in zoo's paradise. Nothing but a beast!

U expect me to read this shit

Duh!
what's ur brain full of before? lmaoooooo

full of dust

and cobwebs

I love my baby, we will soon get married

why not

i wonder

Anthony, one more time you enter this site and I swear I would pound your head for ma dinner!

mi too. .

Dont mind him. He was suppose to be banned years ago. . . .

you kiddin me?

. .nice . .very nice i must say

@Nautillus
Whatz up dude?

'The Iroko tree is too high to reach' - Pete Edochie

Caliente:

[size=13pt]Seun
If you love your dictatorship, ban users
And the idiots will come back with new IDs[/size]

don't talk to oga Seun like dis oo before he vents his spleen on u

u're wrong. .

if i'm wrong, then what happened that made sima change her name to ray-sima

i didnt change my name. . seun banned sima which resulted to the creation of another ID Ray-sima