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10 Types Of Selfies You Should Stop Taking by baseg25(m): 8:56am On Nov 01, 2014
Topic locked because the originally provided source plagiarised other sources, which are provided below:
http://www.hongkiat.com/blog/selfies-stop-taking/
http://www.dailyhiit.com/hiit-blog/hiit-life/selfie-addiction-top-16-worst-types-selfies/

Hello friend, i am going to address something that is causing me great Anxiety and
has become the bastard child of the socialmedia..
Facebook, Twitter And Instagram are all amazing and they consume about 50% of my walking hour.
Its true that we seems to have a love and hate relationship with takingselfies.
Meanwhile , i consider it as a sign of mental disorderand the next they are deemed to be an expression of loving oneself. Regardless of where you belong ,selfiesare here to stay for the long run.
Today article who explain to you that Not allselfiesare tolerated.
10 Types of Selfies You Should Stop Taking

1. Toilet Selfies
Of all places to take a selfie, why are you photographing your perfect face in the loo? I mean, I’m sure there arenicer places to take your selfie at home like the garden or the kitchen. Even your wall would make for a better background.
And why are you taking a selfie of yourself while making a dump? Why are you doing this?? This is just nasty. Please keep your business behind closed doors and off social media, good grief.

2. Crying Selfies
how can you take a selfie when you are crying, Um, are you okay? Do you need to have some ice cream?Maybe you should get off the Internetfor a while you know, so you can pull yourself together.
I still do not know what is the purpose of posting a photo of yourself crying but you should definitely consider taking a break from selfies to down a tub of ice cream. Or doing whatever it is to make yourself happy.

3. Sleeping Selfies
are you pretending or what?…Hey, do you know that no one is buying nor falling for these ? We all know that you just decided tolie on the bed, angle your phone strategically, close your eyes, and press the shutter.
What’s that you say? Your finger justhappenedto click on the shutter at such an opportune time? Your bae caught you sleeping? Such impress.

4. Disaster Selfies
This is me looking at your selfie that you took when escaping from a fire or at a car crash.

Because what are priorities, am I right? What is an awesome selfie compared to going to safety or helping the victims, after all. Congratulations on beingthe most sorry excuse of a human being, a rank which you now share with these people below:
This guy who took a selfie with a burning building in the background.

5. Using Laptops or iPadsTo Take The Picture In A Mirror

6. Extreme Selfies
Please, stop. Get down from there, you’re going to fall. No really, watch out for that – rock.
Look, I know that selfie on top of that super tall building would make this the ultimate selfie or something. You were probably inspired by these guys and this jaw-dropping videothey made after climbing a Hong Kong skyscrapper.

7. Shirtless Self
Oh my gosh ,, how can you take apictureof yourself driving a car without putting on a shirt.

8. Duckface Selfies
this is common among ladies nowadays..We’re reaching the end of 2014, why is this still a thing? No, you do not look pretty. If anything, it is absolutely unflattering andincredibly ridiculous. A simple smile would do and you look so much better and attractive and not annoying.

9. The Hospital Selfie
(A rare gem. The more tubes you have hooked up to you, the better.)

10.The Pregnant Belly Selfie
(Send this to your family and friends, not the entire Internet.)..


Now To You
Do you have any other picture , that you think we should stop talking.
Feel free to share it with us..
Ps : Porn pics nt allowed in ds thread

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Re: 10 Types Of Selfies You Should Stop Taking by Truth24(m): 9:10am On Nov 01, 2014
Noted....next!
Re: 10 Types Of Selfies You Should Stop Taking by opeano(m): 9:11am On Nov 01, 2014
Some actually take selfies so they can capture someone or sometin in d background. If u knw wat I mean
Re: 10 Types Of Selfies You Should Stop Taking by Mrval20(m): 9:17am On Nov 01, 2014
The 'tongue stuck out' selfie makes me wanna smash my phone screen. Popularised by the annoying Miley Cyrus herself.

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Re: 10 Types Of Selfies You Should Stop Taking by baseg25(m): 9:20am On Nov 01, 2014
opeano:
Some actually take selfies so they can capture someone or sometin in d background. If u knw wat I mean
hmm
Re: 10 Types Of Selfies You Should Stop Taking by delishpot: 9:24am On Nov 01, 2014
The so called peace sign selfie
The see, I am shopping selfie
The look at my LV, golden Iphone, ck perfume selfie
The too much money see dolar wasting in my hands selfie

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Re: 10 Types Of Selfies You Should Stop Taking by delishpot: 9:25am On Nov 01, 2014
Mrval20:
The 'tongue stuck out' selfie makes me wanna smash my phone screen. Popularised by the annoying Miley Cyrus herself.


Ha ha. Leave my baby miley alone joorrrr. grin grin

But true true sha, that ish is annoying. Even married women do it these days.
Re: 10 Types Of Selfies You Should Stop Taking by Fraih(f): 9:26am On Nov 01, 2014
*noted
Re: 10 Types Of Selfies You Should Stop Taking by nurez305(m): 9:28am On Nov 01, 2014
Ok
Re: 10 Types Of Selfies You Should Stop Taking by opyzy(m): 9:36am On Nov 01, 2014
The one I hate most is the duckface selfie common among girls, they protrude their lips as if they want to kiss the camera tongue

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Re: 10 Types Of Selfies You Should Stop Taking by baseg25(m): 9:44am On Nov 01, 2014
opyzy:
The one I hate most is the duckface selfie common among girls, they protrude their lips as if they want to kiss the camera tongue
don't mind them jawe, they count dat has beauty.
Re: 10 Types Of Selfies You Should Stop Taking by Mrval20(m): 9:53am On Nov 01, 2014
delishpot:



Ha ha. Leave my baby miley alone joorrrr. grin grin

But true true sha, that ish is annoying. Even married women do it these days.
Trust Nigerians na.
Re: 10 Types Of Selfies You Should Stop Taking by Randerl: 9:59am On Nov 01, 2014
But it is ok to take a Selfie with me and my girlfriend in bed together.***na.ked
Re: 10 Types Of Selfies You Should Stop Taking by WIZGUY69(m): 9:59am On Nov 01, 2014
cheesy grin
that disaster selfie sha.
the guy must be a learner to say he worst for the fire service.

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Re: 10 Types Of Selfies You Should Stop Taking by baseg25(m): 10:05am On Nov 01, 2014
Randerl:
But it is ok to take a Selfie with me and my girlfriend in bed together.***na.ked
its wrong becos it can leak

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Re: 10 Types Of Selfies You Should Stop Taking by Warlord3000(m): 10:11am On Nov 01, 2014
Girls pathetic syndrome.. Guys now doing it too sha..
smiley
Re: 10 Types Of Selfies You Should Stop Taking by twaintoy(f): 10:12am On Nov 01, 2014
What kinda selfies should we now be taking?

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Re: 10 Types Of Selfies You Should Stop Taking by dominique(f): 10:22am On Nov 01, 2014
Long and short of the story, don't take selfies. The duck face selfie is very annoying.
Re: 10 Types Of Selfies You Should Stop Taking by Nobody: 10:32am On Nov 01, 2014
[i][/i]ok
Re: 10 Types Of Selfies You Should Stop Taking by webincomeplus(m): 10:44am On Nov 01, 2014
There's a common slight deviation from the duck face selfie-- that's when ladies stick out their mouths like those of baby pigs (piglets, I mean)

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Re: 10 Types Of Selfies You Should Stop Taking by dominique(f): 10:50am On Nov 01, 2014
webincomeplus:
There's a common slight deviation from the duck face selfie-- that's when ladies stick out their mouths like those of baby pigs (piglets, I mean)

duckface, pighyface/kissyface-any selfie taken with lips shooting out is out-of-this-world irritating. If only they knew.
Re: 10 Types Of Selfies You Should Stop Taking by bastien: 10:54am On Nov 01, 2014
That guy with that big tray got me grin grin grin grin

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Re: 10 Types Of Selfies You Should Stop Taking by boss1310(m): 10:57am On Nov 01, 2014
once its a selfie its none of your business where,when and who was taking it.
Re: 10 Types Of Selfies You Should Stop Taking by Promking: 11:01am On Nov 01, 2014
Taking selfie in a traffic....common to the girls....


And, i'll be like b*t*h are you happy that this traffic is in a stand still undecided
Re: 10 Types Of Selfies You Should Stop Taking by Promking: 11:07am On Nov 01, 2014
Quit taking selfie at a bus-stop whilst everyone is hustling for a bus....... It makes you look like a rètard
Re: 10 Types Of Selfies You Should Stop Taking by Shadbay(m): 11:09am On Nov 01, 2014
Only jobless bi.tc.hes have such time..
Re: 10 Types Of Selfies You Should Stop Taking by fingard02k(m): 11:19am On Nov 01, 2014
No 11 Taking selfies in peoples car esp girls

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Re: 10 Types Of Selfies You Should Stop Taking by Big4wig(m): 11:22am On Nov 01, 2014
So op we should Practically stop selfie pictures abi
Re: 10 Types Of Selfies You Should Stop Taking by Nobody: 11:28am On Nov 01, 2014
grin grin grinTaking too much selfie in a day is actually linked to a kind of mental disorder, girls beware grin grin grin

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Re: 10 Types Of Selfies You Should Stop Taking by deekseen(m): 11:31am On Nov 01, 2014
OP, Abeg na which Kain selfies you come want people to dey take? Typing selfies?

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Re: 10 Types Of Selfies You Should Stop Taking by Nobody: 11:50am On Nov 01, 2014
choi... that disaster and iPad selfie is so funny grin but is that an iPad or tray?

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Re: 10 Types Of Selfies You Should Stop Taking by LMAyedun(m): 11:51am On Nov 01, 2014
Crazy!!!

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