Finally the Nigerian God has blessed your hustle and you are now one of the few successful people in
naija,congratulations.This is a new terrain for you,you
have to act the part well.People must notice the change of status.You are no longer the guy they used to know.That is Why i am here. Here is How to behave as a Successful man in Naija
1. Discard Old Friends
Even the bible acknowledged this,remember “Old
Things are passed away”,yes thats Exactly what you
have to do.Dump everybody from your past especially those friends you slept on d mat with and boiled indomie late at night with.it is not your fault you now operate in a different league and they cant cope.Best way to dump them is to change your phone number and move out of your neighbourhood to a new neighbourhood far from them.This is effective should incase they decide to come visit after they calculate the transport fare they will definitely have a Re-think. 2. Always Pretend to be Busy.
You are now a big man.it is important to act busy even when you are not.This is naija everybody believes it is hard to make money so rich people are always busy all the time.So always walk fast even if u are just going to the office to take a Nap.Always remember to be seen making a call ,even if u dont have anybody to call just call customer care it is free.Never honor appointments the first time remember to postpone it,you dont want people to feel you always have time.that is one of the characteristics of unsuccessful people and we dont want people to doubt your new status.
3. New Identity
You need a new identity.Best way is to get a title.This is easier than it sounds now that you have money.Just go to your village and give those your old drunk uncles a bottle of Gin and a cow and they will immediately come up with a title for you.Next is to print a complimentary card.successful people dont have time to introduce themselves,your card will do the talking for you.On the card remember to add up to four phone numbers and the numbers must start with +234 even though most of your contacts are in naija.Remember to add your new title on the complimentary card. 4.Change Ekaette a.k.a Marry a New Wife. It is not your fault she just cant step up.You cant take her to events where dignitaries will be present and you expect her to flow well with their wives,thats a disaster waiting to happen.She will embarrass you.You need someone befitting of your new status.a corporate lady.The type you go home to and see Wearing those fancy bum shorts working on her laptop not the one u get home to and find in the kitchen always on the wrapper you saw her in before you left for the office.Never mind that she toiled hard with you when you were a nobody and always encouraged you to never give up.She has done her part just like John the Baptist in the bible,she has successfully prepared the way for your ‘Jesus’ to come in.May the Nigerian God bless her.
5. Run for Public Office
Dont say you cant,if 9ice and julius agwu can do this
nothing stops you from following suit.Thats the reigning thing now.Éven if u know you will eventually lose,the important thing is contesting.When you eventually lose people will never forget u once contested.when they see you they will refer to you as a Former Gubernatorial hopeful or candidate.Thats the Swag.
Do all this and i assure you that nobody will ever doubt your New status.

Some pple owe their success 2 advice they don't take. So in other 2 continue flourishing in success u dnt take every advice.
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EDITED: Festee de commetous

True

chinex276:
Some pple owe their success 2 advice they don't take. So in other 2 continue flourishing in success u dnt take every advice.
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EDITED: Festee de commetous

6) Always flaunt your car key and don't forget to own atleast 3 phones even if its only 1 that u are going to use

Very true.lol.

hungryboy:
6) Always flaunt your car key and don't forget to own atleast 3 phones even if its only 1 that u are going to use