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| Death Threat by zeyheed(m): 6:32am On Nov 03, 2014 |
I visited my uncle who lives in Abuja for the weekend and he was telling me of how he and his wife has not fought for 21 years. I was surprised and asked him how come. He replied; When my wife and I just got married 21 years ago Ofego, we went for honeymoon in Hawaii. While at a beach riding horses, my wife's horse jumped and my wife fell down. She got up from the ground, patted the horse's back, and said; This is your first time. After a while, it happened again. She patted the horse and said; This is your second time. The horse did it again the third time and she brought out a gun from her handbag and shot the horse. The animal died instantly. I was so shocked and shouted at her; Are you crazy? What is wrong with you? Why did you kill the horse? She gave me a strange look and said; This is your first time. Ever since then Ofego, we have been living happily. |
| Re: Death Threat by SlimSkipper(m): 6:35am On Nov 03, 2014 |
funny  |
| Re: Death Threat by zeyheed(m): 6:40am On Nov 03, 2014 |
| Re: Death Threat by chibanj(m): 6:46am On Nov 03, 2014 |
Dis is ur second time  |
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