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Funny Reasons Why You Should Vote For Jonathan by AINATOLULOPE: 11:41pm On Nov 04, 2014
PDP!!! POWER!!!

VOTE FOR JONATHAN FOR THE FOLLOWING ACHIEVEMENTS:

1. Petroleum from N65 to 97.
2. Gari from N150 to N260 for mud.
3. Sugar/flour/ beans/ all from N180 to 250/mud.
4. NEPA from 1,250 to 4000/Month and no
light.
5. Scarcity of money.
6. Killings from few individuals to whole
community wiped out.
7. Roadblock from 1/40km to 2/3km.
8. Oil bunkering for 10,000/barrels to 100,000/barrels.
9. Strike of just few organization to many organizations.
10. Sack of few workers to thousands of just health workers.
11. WASSCE from 40% to over 70% failure.
12. Trust among citizenry from little to non.
etc.
13. Stealing in billions of Naira to billions of
DOLLARS.
14. Budget implementation for 40% to less than 20% per year.
15. Roads from potholes to road cut ups and bridges.
16. Economy from worse to greatest in Africa, but the masses from poor to poorest.
17. Political movement from PDP to APC and vice visa.
18. Transport fare to Kano from N1350 to
N2550.
19. Bribing from only police to soldiers
inclusion.
20. Lastly, ATM charges from non to now N65 monthly.

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Re: Funny Reasons Why You Should Vote For Jonathan by NwaNimo1(m): 11:42pm On Nov 04, 2014
Also - He's not a sellout.
Re: Funny Reasons Why You Should Vote For Jonathan by AINATOLULOPE: 8:40am On Nov 05, 2014
NwaNimo1:
Also - He's not a sellout.


Yea
Re: Funny Reasons Why You Should Vote For Jonathan by major466(m): 10:05am On Nov 05, 2014
GEJ remains the best performing President Nigeria ever had since 1960.
I will vote him again and again.
Re: Funny Reasons Why You Should Vote For Jonathan by mrofficial(m): 10:19am On Nov 05, 2014
major466:
GEJ remains the best performing President Nigeria ever had since 1960.
I will vote him again and again.

I expect that to be sarcasm. Else, you're retarděd just like him.

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Re: Funny Reasons Why You Should Vote For Jonathan by major466(m): 10:27am On Nov 05, 2014
mrofficial:


I expect that to be sarcasm. Else, you're retarděd just like him.
I support my candidate. You support yours. May the best man wins.
Re: Funny Reasons Why You Should Vote For Jonathan by egift(m): 10:33am On Nov 05, 2014
Vote Jonathan to Support his Stealing-Is-Not-Corruption Administration. grin
Re: Funny Reasons Why You Should Vote For Jonathan by Unekz(m): 10:53am On Nov 05, 2014
sai buhari
2015

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Re: Funny Reasons Why You Should Vote For Jonathan by mrofficial(m): 11:20am On Nov 05, 2014
major466:

I support my candidate. You support yours. May the best man wins.

You can vote your choice, but don't add up lies.
Re: Funny Reasons Why You Should Vote For Jonathan by aljharem(m): 11:31am On Nov 05, 2014
Op you are right and personally I dislike GEJ because he is du....ll but provide and alternative if not Jonathan

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