Oya,
pick where u belong1. THE GOOD LISTENERS:
These ones dey listen an jot down notes well.. dey are
always found in d front.2. THE ON-LOOKERS: Dese
one cannot be rilly classified as good-listeners.. cos dey
just look at d lecturer, so confused.. weda d lecturer is
speakin gibberish or mumbo jumbo dey just keep lookin.
and dats how dey keep looking till exam finish..3.THE
PHOTOCOPYING TEAM: Oh my! dese pple knw
demselves.. dey are always found saying "abeg i no get
strent to write.. do make i photocopy". This set of pple
canphotocopy anytin on paper.dey dnt care dey just
photocopy. If u no hol ursef well, dem go photocopy u
join.4.The "THIS MAN TOO FAST" clique: These
students are damn slo www.. if d lecturer tries to fasten
up note callin abit..dey just hands down and join d
onlookers.5.THE PERPETUAL LATECOMER: These
are d pple who enjoy and derive pleasure comin to class
afta lecture has started.. dey just like sneakin-in and I
begin to wonder y d sneaking, didn't u pay skul fees?
Abi no be u get d admission neh?.6. THE SLEEPERS
CONGLOMERATE: This group can sleep for Africa,
they sleep without fear or favour, dey just find one nice
spot to receive breeze and 30mins into d lecture, dey
are off.7. THE PEN BORROWERS: Weda dem be
students abi dem be non-learning students I dnt just
undastand.. dese pple can neva hav biro, dey keep
borrowing till dia bag is full of biros.8. THE
ARGUEMENT LORDS: These group of pple are
justlookin for how to start a controversy.. dey just love
to argue.. funny thing is dah dey might not be
intelligent according to book-wise ooo.. buh wen it
comes to arguments u can neva win dem.. see talent.9.
THE QUESTIONNAIRES:Chei dese pple can ask
useless questions ehh.. sometimes d lecturers get
frustrated and feel like punching d student.. u can
imaginesumbody asking "sir, the slaves in the
plantation, were deyallowed to eat d plantain?"10. THE
ABSENTEE STUDENT: Wah can I say.. these
ppleneva attend class buh dia names are always in d
attendance and dey always write test.. ghost
students.11. THE NOISEMAKERS: These ones are
different from d"argumentists" in dat.. d arguers hav
points buh dese one jux make noise randomly and keeps
disturbing d klass.12. THE FASHIONISTS: All dey
pray for is pple to look at dem and WOW.. Dey hav d
latest dress in Vogue.. dey wear different cloths
evryday.. and we wey dey repeat cloth go jux hang
oneside..13. THE FIGHTERS: Anyway all na work of
the devil.14. THE NO-TIME STUDENTS: These ones
always hav sumtin to do sumwea.. dey jux want d lecture
to finsih so dat dey can go shap shap.15. THE
ENGLISH CORRECTION OFFICERS: They may not
be listening ooo.. buh wen d lecturer makes one single
English error.. Gbam! Work don start bdat.16. THE
AMEBOS: Dia own na to observe anything wey dey
happen and dem no dey keep dia mouth shut( U no need
tell me, I know that's where I belong)na im make una
dey follow me here na

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Joyce024:
Oya,
pick where u belong1. THE GOOD LISTENERS:
These ones dey listen an jot down notes well.. dey are
always found in d front.2. THE ON-LOOKERS: Dese
one cannot be rilly classified as good-listeners.. cos dey
just look at d lecturer, so confused.. weda d lecturer is
speakin gibberish or mumbo jumbo dey just keep lookin.
and dats how dey keep looking till exam finish..3.THE
PHOTOCOPYING TEAM: Oh my! dese pple knw
demselves.. dey are always found saying "abeg i no get
strent to write.. do make i photocopy". This set of pple
canphotocopy anytin on paper.dey dnt care dey just
photocopy. If u no hol ursef well, dem go photocopy u
join.4.The "THIS MAN TOO FAST" clique: These
students are damn slo www.. if d lecturer tries to fasten
up note callin abit..dey just hands down and join d
onlookers.5.THE PERPETUAL LATECOMER: These
are d pple who enjoy and derive pleasure comin to class
afta lecture has started.. dey just like sneakin-in and I
begin to wonder y d sneaking, didn't u pay skul fees?
Abi no be u get d admission neh?.6. THE SLEEPERS
CONGLOMERATE: This group can sleep for Africa,
they sleep without fear or favour, dey just find one nice
spot to receive breeze and 30mins into d lecture, dey
are off.7. THE PEN BORROWERS: Weda dem be
students abi dem be non-learning students I dnt just
undastand.. dese pple can neva hav biro, dey keep
borrowing till dia bag is full of biros.8. THE
ARGUEMENT LORDS: These group of pple are
justlookin for how to start a controversy.. dey just love
to argue.. funny thing is dah dey might not be
intelligent according to book-wise ooo.. buh wen it
comes to arguments u can neva win dem.. see talent.9.
THE QUESTIONNAIRES:Chei dese pple can ask
useless questions ehh.. sometimes d lecturers get
frustrated and feel like punching d student.. u can
imaginesumbody asking "sir, the slaves in the
plantation, were deyallowed to eat d plantain?"10. THE
ABSENTEE STUDENT: Wah can I say.. these
ppleneva attend class buh dia names are always in d
attendance and dey always write test.. ghost
students.11. THE NOISEMAKERS: These ones are
different from d"argumentists" in dat.. d arguers hav
points buh dese one jux make noise randomly and keeps
disturbing d klass.12. THE FASHIONISTS: All dey
pray for is pple to look at dem and WOW.. Dey hav d
latest dress in Vogue.. dey wear different cloths
evryday.. and we wey dey repeat cloth go jux hang
oneside..13. THE FIGHTERS: Anyway all na work of
the devil.14. THE NO-TIME STUDENTS: These ones
always hav sumtin to do sumwea.. dey jux want d lecture
to finsih so dat dey can go shap shap.15. THE
ENGLISH CORRECTION OFFICERS: They may not
be listening ooo.. buh wen d lecturer makes one single
English error.. Gbam! Work don start bdat.16. THE
AMEBOS: Dia own na to observe anything wey dey
happen and dem no dey keep dia mouth shut( U no need
tell me, I know that's where I belong)na im make una
dey follow me here na

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