A little boy walks into his parent's room to see his mom on-top of his dad bouncing up and down. The parents stop and his mom quickly dismount, pulling the covers arround her.

boy: "what were u and dad doing?"

mom: "well, ur dad has a big tummy and somtimes i have to get on top of it to help flatten it"

boy: "ur wasting ur time"
"wen u go to work, d lady next door gets on her knees and blows it right back up"

i must report u to Gbenga Adeyinka, no bribing dis tym around

i'll tripple it pls dnt tell

which of dem r u triplin?

Its the bus conductor naa

olodo no b wetin we dey talk be dat

Who be olodo?

@poster

Wey them get that runny mouth pikin from?

from your fathers side

i no go support u 4 dat one o Gab e big pass ya mouth

bad daddy lol

na wao0o0o d papa sabi dog style

lmao

Lomade, wetin I do

erm nice 1

y d erm

conji don hook am

gabrywyl:

Lomade, wetin I do

You dey abuse person father.

@Romade, thanks

No I didn't. Stop accusing me now

u sef change

chameleon

@poster, Nice one

Thanks

u're welcome

. . .

*sima, na you dem they thank, Tseeew!
*krama, You re most welcome jawe

by. wetin dey make you dey waan sima self, she no gree for you?

is this what maturity does to people

naughty boi

by.dot:

*sima, na you them they thank, Tseeew!
*krama, You re most welcome jawe

see ur yeye eye . . . if dem dey thank anybody, na mi be first on d list