@Tayo-d
I don't care whose ox is gored, Is not the man that dances with a lady or buys pepper soup for her that matter but he that takes her home.

Now that's what I like to see catfight between two men

i guess am having an internet problems now, but busy_body, am pretty sure you will be home tonight.

Whatever you say my king Anything for you mon darlink


_{Speaking to self, hmmn, I don't know whether I should wear the black or the red teddy tonight, Igwe junior, its time you get a little brother or sister, get me my slippers from the room please, I need to go and run a hot bath for your daddy. . .}

@Busy_Body,

Scared of the full wrath of Igwe, are we

The fear of a jealous husband with unrestrained access to a cutlass is the beginning of wisdom.

He did not just go there    Igwe can be sooooo slow sometimes, where is he to defend his most precious jewel, his wife, moi

Still waiting for your Prince in shiny armor baa? Better draw your sword out of that scabbard and defend yourself.

Yet you wonder when people say he is the most put-together person on Nairaland    If you don't believe me, check the new nairaland's celebrities thread  He's prolly put the fear of God in them  I must admit he scared the bejesus out of me when I first encountered him, I was flummoxed and flabergasted and then I was like I am going to stand my own corner and guess what I floored him

I trust you. Did you employ the 1-2-3 combination? 1. mesmerise him with your irresistible charm, 2. keep him at ease and draw him closer to you, and 3. drive the blade right through his fifth rib.

I was the one helping him, IYKWIM

Your royal badness. May your reign know no end.

Okay without giving away too much, not that it matters though with Igwe being a slowcoach these days, I have managed to procure enough human blankets to last me till next spring; fleece, egyptian cotton, mohair, sheepskin, you name it, I got it  Besides who wants to be sleeping with the same blanket all the time  how much is a human blanket and how difficult is it to get one    I'm sure you agree with me that variety is truly the spice of life

I agree, variety is the spice  of life. That is why God gave us those 4 seasons. That is why you can catch some fire in the bedroom, the bathroom, on the couch, in his/her office  and with different approaches to catching the fire  . Don't you just love those varieties?!

However, I will advice you to take it easy on those different different kind of blankets you are using o. You don't want to catch an arabian lice and all manner of intercontinental lice do you?

@Igwe1,

@Tayo-d
I don't care whose ox is gored, Is not the man that dances with a lady or buys pepper soup for her that matter but he that takes her home.

See mugu o. What do you think happened when the guy who buys the pepper soup took the lady into his car in the parking lot? So you think it was just the shock absorber that was faulty when you saw the back and forth motion of the parked escalade?

Did you ever wonder where the bobo's second hand was when they were eating on the table? You think it was just the pepper soup that Busy_Body was enjoying when she was saying uuh, aah on that table? It wasn't that the pepper soup was spicy or something. Please use your imagination.

With all the above, you ever wonder why she always claims to be tired when you got home? Open yah eyes my brother! I don't need to take her home to enjoy the luscious goodness she is capable of dishing out!

@Busy_Body,

Whatever you say my king  Anything for you mon darlink

Talk about Beauty and the Beast.

Speaking to self, hmmn, I don't know whether I should wear the black or the red teddy tonight, Igwe junior, its time you get a little brother or sister, get me my slippers from the room please, I need to go and run a hot bath for your daddy. . .

Now this is not a pretty sight. Stop painting such vomit-inducing pictures. Please I beg you. I just ate.

Tayo-D:

@Igwe1,
See mugu o. What do you think happened when the guy who buys the pepper soup took the lady into his car in the parking lot? So you think it was just the shock absorber that was faulty when you saw the back and forth motion of the parked escalade?

Did you ever wonder where the bobo's second hand was when they were eating on the table? You think it was just the pepper soup that Busy_Body was enjoying when she was saying uuh, aah on that table? It wasn't that the pepper soup was spicy or something. Please use your imagination.

With all the above, you ever wonder why she always claims to be tired when you got home? Open yah eyes my brother! I don't need to take her home to enjoy the luscious goodness she is capable of dishing out!

See oo, Tayo-d calling me mugu, who is mugu amongst us, you spend on another man's lolo whilst yours is ravaging of hunger.You re making mouth for just 2mins of eating and drinking  with busy_body.
oops, You  even have the gut to tell me that you do it in the car sef, now i know that you don't even have a house or money for hotel.

Here are some questions for you, if well answered, i will know for sure that you really had a good value for your money  today.
whats her WIN or RIN (i.e woman ID No.& Romance ID No. resp)?

"Nwunye anyi, nwunye anyi": ka ndeli bia ka anyi mara onye o bu nwunye ya

Cheers,
J

@igwe 1,

what are her WIN and RIN (i.e woman ID No.& Romance ID No. resp)?

WIN - $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

RIN- C-H-O-C-O-L-A-T-E

Oh I'm sorry, I thought I clicked out of the Romance section to the Auto but errr. . . I guess not. Please carry on, didn't mean to interrupt the  .

I'm outtie

Tayo-D:

@igwe 1,

WIN - $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

RIN- C-H-O-C-O-L-A-T-E

i wanted to help you out by giving you an option to take, but you blew it by rushing into quick conclusion,
You failed Woefully.
Come on, busy darling tell him the answers!!

jenju:

"Nwunye anyi, nwunye anyi": ka ndeli bia ka anyi mara onye o bu nwunye ya

Cheers,
J

okwu gi bu eziokwu
Dalu!!

Which one na RIN and WIN and intercontinantal and arabian lice You guys are something else ^{Gosh, my side hurts}

Tayo_D, you no well Na my sexy Igwe's potbelly dey conjure vomit-inducing image for ya mind

Igwe my darlink and my King, no mind the yeye Tayo_D o jare, hin no sabi say na the right side of the king's throne be my permanent position for palace

igwe 1:

Come on, busy darling tell him the answers!!

Na small pickin dey do Tayo-d, him no sabi say anaghi eji na aguu na agu noo ukwara, my rightful place is with Igwe my King who is manly enough to satisfy all my needs

jenju:

"Nwunye anyi, nwunye anyi": ka ndeli bia ka anyi mara onye o bu nwunye ya

Cheers,
J

ikpu ukwu ana-atu ujo ya, o ganu ara onwe ya?[size=2pt]^{shall a highly esteemed; mature or feared lady's vagina screw itself? Err no !}[/size]

_{How was my Ibo? Good enough to take home to mama}

@Busy_Body,

no mind the yeye Tayo_D o jare, hin no sabi say na the right side of the king's throne be my permanent position for palace

Oh my goodness . So I have been having a taste of the royal bounty? No wonder. I remember thinking there was something funky about it when we were in the Escalade.

While I know you can't get enough of moi, I guess you just keep coming for more because you can't wait for the king to make his round through all dem Oloris in the palace. I don't blame you at all. Royal or not, every booty needs some regular attention. Body no be firewood, and human blanket is the solution.

Busy_body:

ikpu ukwu ana-atu ujo ya, o ganu ara onwe ya?^{shall a highly esteemed; mature or feared lady's vagina screw itself? Err no !}

_{How was my Ibo? Good enough to take home to mama}

Not only good enough to take home to mama,but matured enough that mama would begins to suspect a man in disguised.
though she knows her igwe will ever go for the strongest of them ladies.

Tayo-D:

@Busy_Body,
Oh my goodness  . So I have been having a taste of the royal bounty? No wonder. I remember thinking there was something funky about it when we were in the Escalade.

While I know you can't get enough of moi, I guess you just keep coming for more because you can't wait for the king to make his round through all them Oloris in the palace. I don't blame you at all. Royal or not, every booty needs some regular attention. Body no be firewood, and human blanket is the solution. 

after close scrutiny on my busy_body last night , i found out that you only wanked all through your alleged happy time with her,no string attached

Tayo-D:

@Busy_Body,
Oh my goodness . So I have been having a taste of the royal bounty? No wonder. I remember thinking there was something funky about it when we were in the Escalade.

While I know you can't get enough of moi, I guess you just keep coming for more because you can't wait for the king to make his round through all them Oloris in the palace. I don't blame you at all. Royal or not, every booty needs some regular attention. Body no be firewood, and human blanket is the solution.

A ki i ba oba pala, ki oko oba ma san-ani lese ^{One does not share a farm boundary with a king without getting one's feet gashed by the king's hoe} So stop talking about my Igwe like that Alangba to foju di ere, ikun ejo ni yo baa ara-e ^{A lizard that views a python with disregard will find itself in the belly of the snake You have been warned}


_{For your ears and eyes only, when is our next booty call, woman body no be firewood and the cold weather ain't helping, and I am tired of having to wait three hours for Igwe's viagra to work}

Busy_body:

A ki i ba oba pala, ki oko oba ma san-ani lese ^{One does not share a farm boundary with a king without getting one's feet gashed by the king's hoe} Don't talk about my Igwe like that Alangba to foju di ere, ikun ejo ni yo baa ara-e ^{A lizard that views a python with disregard will find itself in the belly of the snake You have been warned}


_{For your ears and eyes only, when is our next booty call, woman body no be firewood and the cold weather ain't helping, and I am tired of having to wait three hours for Igwe's viagra to work}

[size=4pt]No problems busy, whenever you need me,just close your eyes you will see me[/size].