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Lets Have Some Fun by Nobody: 12:26am On Nov 07, 2014
Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain
without tasting any - Albert Macauley (1872)

He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried
Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973)

He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before
eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864)

Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper
soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of
anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900)

Anyone who graduates without experiencing a strike,
has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)

He who refuses to regard agege bread and akara as a
type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr
(1788)

Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing
his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday
(1899)

Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the
Garri to swell b4 drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth
(1893)

He who runs around looking 4 scissors to cut
indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi
Azikiwe (1947)

No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam
- Goodluck Jonathan (2013)

Anyone who reads this without laughing is either
looking 4 job or needs Jesus Badly - Barack Obama
(2014).


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Re: Lets Have Some Fun by swagwu(m): 12:34am On Nov 07, 2014
first to comment grin
Re: Lets Have Some Fun by MrDoGood(m): 12:34am On Nov 07, 2014
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Re: Lets Have Some Fun by Nobody: 10:20am On Nov 07, 2014
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Re: Lets Have Some Fun by egopersonified(f): 12:31pm On Nov 07, 2014
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