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| Crack Your Ribs..lets Have Yours. by espn(m): 10:34pm On Jul 17, 2012 |
CONVERSATION BTW GOODLUCK & PATIENCE: GOODLUCK: I wonder what's going on next door. PATIENCE: It's a birthday party! GOODLUCK: Whose birthday party is it? PATIENCE: I'm sure it's Tuyu's birthday. GOODLUCK: How do you know? PATIENCE: I heard them singing ''Happy Birthday Tuyu!' |
| Re: Crack Your Ribs..lets Have Yours. by espn(m): 10:36pm On Jul 17, 2012 |
Felix lost his cheque booklet and went to the bank two days after to report. Bank manager: I warned you to be careful with your cheque book Mr Felix, because anyone can forge your signature. Felix: I am not a fool. I have already signed all the cheques, so they won't have space to forge my signature. |
| Re: Crack Your Ribs..lets Have Yours. by espn(m): 10:41pm On Jul 17, 2012 |
*Akpors in court for a crime he committed* Judge: Now then, please tell me, what is the charge against you?" Akpors: I was caught shopping very early. Judge:That doesn't seem like an offence to me. What do you mean by "very early"? Akpors: Well, your Honour It was before the shop was open. . .:- |
| Re: Crack Your Ribs..lets Have Yours. by espn(m): 10:45pm On Jul 17, 2012 |
Akpos was coming back from school, singing and dancing, the father asked him and said my son dis one dat u are happy, singing and dancing, I have not seen u in dis mood for a while now, the boy replied and said papa, u will not be buying new textbooks, notebooks and all the writing materials, the father shouted, that's my son, but wait oo, did u win scholarship or something? D'Boy said noo, I AM REPEATING THE SAME CLASS AGAIN.....=D =)) =D |
| Re: Crack Your Ribs..lets Have Yours. by espn(m): 10:58pm On Jul 17, 2012 |
A woman was having sex with her lover in her apartment, 20 storeys high Suddenly she heard her husband arrived. She told her lover, 'stay like statue and not to move'. Husband: Who is this?" Wife: This is a robot I bought to hv sex with me whenever u travel. Husband: Ok let's hv sex now Wife: No sweetheart, yesterday I got my period. So I will go & make a cup of coffee 4 u. After she left the husband said "Damn it I'm so Hot, I will Bleep this robot in the ass! He tried fucking. The lover started talking in a robotic way: "SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE! SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE". Husband: Damn! robot is not working properly. I'm throwing it out of the window. The lover realised that he was on the 20th floor so he said "SOFTWARE UPDATED PLEASE TRY AGAIN"...Hummmmmmmmmmm |
| Re: Crack Your Ribs..lets Have Yours. by Nobody: 5:15am On Jul 18, 2012 |
[/ only d 3rd joke is funny.....d rest are stale jokes. |
| Re: Crack Your Ribs..lets Have Yours. by Caseless: 5:37am On Jul 18, 2012 |
booqee: [/Where ur own? |
| Re: Crack Your Ribs..lets Have Yours. by honeric01(m): 5:47am On Jul 18, 2012 |
LOL nice one.. |
| Re: Crack Your Ribs..lets Have Yours. by espn(m): 7:06am On Jul 18, 2012 |
booqee: [/stale to u buh mite nt b to odas..let's v urs nd see if it aint stale |
| Re: Crack Your Ribs..lets Have Yours. by realsammie(m): 8:02am On Jul 18, 2012 |
nice jokes. though the third is da bomb |
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