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ALBERT EINSTEIN And His Teacher In A Conversation (2) (3) (4)

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A Conversation Before Marriage: by smartslim: 6:32pm On Nov 21, 2008
A conversation before marriage,

He : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She : Do you want me to leave?

He : No! Don't even think about it.

She : Do you love me?

He : Of course! Over and over!

She : Have you ever cheated on me?

He : No! Why are you even asking?

She : Will you kiss me?

He : Every chance I get.

She : Will you hit me?

He : Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

She : Can I trust you?

He : Yes.

She : Darling!

To read a conversation after marriage, simply read this in reverse,
Re: A Conversation Before Marriage: by sima(f): 6:44pm On Nov 21, 2008
**belches noisly**
Re: A Conversation Before Marriage: by bydot1(m): 6:53pm On Nov 21, 2008
She:Will you kiss me?
He:No! Why are you even asking
hehehe, grin may be she never brush,
Re: A Conversation Before Marriage: by bydot1(m): 6:55pm On Nov 21, 2008
*giggles*
Re: A Conversation Before Marriage: by sima(f): 10:48pm On Nov 21, 2008
miggles
Re: A Conversation Before Marriage: by sholabanke(m): 12:40am On Nov 22, 2008
riggles
Re: A Conversation Before Marriage: by sima(f): 2:09am On Nov 22, 2008
figgles
Re: A Conversation Before Marriage: by krama(m): 8:03pm On Nov 22, 2008
higgles
Re: A Conversation Before Marriage: by sima(f): 1:28am On Nov 23, 2008
piggles
Re: A Conversation Before Marriage: by mohawkchic(f): 10:52pm On Nov 23, 2008
~Kewl~
Re: A Conversation Before Marriage: by krama(m): 10:50am On Nov 24, 2008
end of discussion
Re: A Conversation Before Marriage: by sima(f): 10:51am On Nov 24, 2008
**New discussion** wink tongue
Re: A Conversation Before Marriage: by krama(m): 11:10am On Nov 24, 2008
. . . grin kiss cheesy
Re: A Conversation Before Marriage: by Nautillus(m): 11:10am On Nov 24, 2008
*** wont be too surprised if i fall asleep here soon lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: A Conversation Before Marriage: by just2nice(m): 11:18am On Nov 24, 2008
I can lend you a pillow. cool
Re: A Conversation Before Marriage: by clemcykul(f): 1:51pm On Nov 24, 2008
wish u had boobs
Re: A Conversation Before Marriage: by romsky: 1:59pm On Nov 24, 2008
be specific
xtra- large
puffed
or flat
Re: A Conversation Before Marriage: by tytylayor: 2:34pm On Nov 24, 2008
none of d above
Re: A Conversation Before Marriage: by clemcykul(f): 3:00pm On Nov 24, 2008
extra lrge will do cool
Re: A Conversation Before Marriage: by tytylayor: 3:07pm On Nov 24, 2008
olodo
Re: A Conversation Before Marriage: by sima(f): 6:19am On Nov 25, 2008
rabata grin
Re: A Conversation Before Marriage: by Gabry(f): 9:30am On Nov 25, 2008
haro? undecided
Re: A Conversation Before Marriage: by clemcykul(f): 10:40am On Nov 25, 2008
@tyty and sima
oju eja loma nje,
Re: A Conversation Before Marriage: by izeek(m): 10:55am On Nov 25, 2008
most of una here na aro materials .
Re: A Conversation Before Marriage: by CuteAngel(f): 11:01am On Nov 25, 2008
hmmmmmmn
Re: A Conversation Before Marriage: by romsky: 11:36am On Nov 25, 2008
nah
Re: A Conversation Before Marriage: by bydot1(m): 11:56am On Nov 25, 2008
Enough of this, una no feel d joke
smile jwo smiley
Re: A Conversation Before Marriage: by tytylayor: 11:57am On Nov 25, 2008
izeek:

most of una here na aro materials .

we aro materials, u aro product tongue
Re: A Conversation Before Marriage: by romsky: 12:01pm On Nov 25, 2008
4 once dis year i support u
Re: A Conversation Before Marriage: by clemcykul(f): 1:28pm On Nov 25, 2008
supporter's club
Re: A Conversation Before Marriage: by smartslim: 1:37pm On Nov 25, 2008
I beleive that u guys are just here yabbin, well just new here , i would like u all to be very serious like this man, he is in NL, But cant I am not too sure whom he is, plss can you guys help?

Re: A Conversation Before Marriage: by romsky: 1:44pm On Nov 25, 2008
Clumsy i no fit shout 2day

No other person in dat pissure but sluggishfat

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