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Nigerian Scientist........hop In..very Funny by Smartwizy(m): 8:31am On Nov 09, 2014
A group of scientists organised a competition to test the
intelligence
of different African students at inventing things.
Three African students qualified for the final. On the day
of the
final, they were called out from the crowd to come and present what
they had invented.
The first student came out and said; “I’m Thambo
Masekela from
South-African, I invented a pen that can write what
people are saying on a paper itself.”
He demonstrated his experiment and was applauded it.
The second student came out; “I’m Nyara Wangai
from Kenya.
I invented a Chip that can tell the amount of money on
anybody standing close to it.” She demonstrated her
experiment and was
applauded for it.
Akpos, the third student, came out and said; “I’m
Asad oomaar from
Borno State, Nigeria. I invented an explosive that can shatter the
human body into a million pieces, penetrating the
hardest of bones.
Can you allow me to sit down, while I demonstrate my
experiment?”
The Chief Scientist stood up and said; “Don’t bother to demonstrate
it, you are the winner of this competition!” Hahaahahahahaha I Can't Stop Laughing

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