We d
entire family of
carbonhydrate of
balance diet local
government area regret
2 announce d death of
our father,brother &
grandfather MR Rice
who died in fire accident
along pot express
road.he was age 24
cups.he is survived by
mrs stew-wife,curry
& thyme-twin
daughters,onions &
maggi-sons-inla
w.Burial arrangement 25
December 2014 body
leaves kictchen
mourtuary 2 his home
town- dining table.Music
by plate & spoons.Cups
& water are highly
invited.Papa our
stomach luvs u,may ur
soul rest in d bossom of
d toilet.Signed by meat
&fish 4 d family.