Male Wisdom

DISCLAIMER NOTICE!
I'm not the male in question


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When I was born, I was given a choice - A big d!<k or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose.{With my connections I bribed my way and chose the two}

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.{I' God's gift to makind}

A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.{I dont av a wife}

Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings, '{I'm my Father's son}

There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.{Okay by me}

Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.{Most def}

There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.{More like"pls come again"}

Virginity can be cured.(Ive got the biggest cure)

Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.{I concur}

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.{Hell no}

I tried phone intimacy once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.{dats my neighbor, he's blonde}

Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.{I aint marid, i dont want to ruin ma lyf yet}

A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the hole, and she was happy with the thing.{the perfect match}

Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed' many men still sleep with their wives.{They re blonde}

nice one

u say

tyty ore mi to dun

wattagwan?

nuttin much pardner

clemcykul:

tyty ore mi to dun

wattagwan?

no le le

wen u turn tyty tke ya time o

@clem

mo wa pa jare, watta gwan gann ni

lol
oma se o

kilo se fun e

Nor bad , , ,not bad at all . .

tnk God u smile

cool ''joke''

Hi peeps.

long hisses to 3 of the reply

which 3, specify

this woman
u want put me to trouble?

u be coward?

Understatement

funny and true

anything u like call me
i wont tell
unless,

this is not the good time to mention Arsenal here
cus they ve not been in good form of late

what?

water. .

Its more like saliva naa

mykali:

folly, the only arsenal fan i c on the jokes sexion. how u been dude?

not only folly, i am

sholabanke:

this is not the good time to mention Arsenal here
cus they ve not been in good form of late

leave us

make una use bla bla bla kill una sef abi

e no go wrk

e go work

e don work tey tey

i reject it!