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SirShymexx:


Lol. funny you!

I've got only one resolution and that's getting ya digits before the end of the week.

I hope I don't end up breaking it...but it's all on you. What say you?

Lool just one?

SirShymexx:


Lol, happy new year.

The 2016 has been dead thus far without you.

Yeah I get that a lot tbh, lol jk

So how many resolutions have you broken already thus far?

SirShymexx:


Ibadan chic, so you can't say happy new year, to the homie, no?

Yoruba chics and shakara are like coco pops and fresh milk.

Lmao, Happy New Year Dear! Hope your 2016 has been good so far

Can't get that thotwalk song out of my head

itstpia8:



Keloids.

Lol.

Lol what happened to this beautiful thread?

Bloody disturbing

Shymm3x:


Lool. What are you going to Epe for? Wanna go pay my ancestors my groom price? I'm sure you know that females pay for marriage in Epe, not men. So it's groom price lol.

Ha! Naughty girl loool. You're a bad girl. Do you know what gash is? Anyway, that was the tune I was alluding lol. Gash by the hour is Nu Brand Flex's biggest hit.

Missionary work, yeah that too lol I had no idea, that's interesting o

Of course I know what a gash is, at least I think I do harhar. That song cracks me up, all those dusty budget channel U videos were pure entertainment

darkenedrebel:



Have you had a shower since you came on this thread?

SCREAMS

Self value is so important

Shymm3x:


Hmmm...but since ya dad is from there, that should be ya city, alie? My pops is from Lagos and Lagos is my city. I put on for Lagos all the time. You just have to rep ya bits, you get me?

I actually like Ibadan chics tho. Majority of the chics I mess around with on here are from Ibadan, hence I'm the Duke of Ibadan chics lol. I think my ex's mum is from Ibadan but her dad is from Ife or so, but since he was never around, she aligns with Ibadan cos I know every time she goes to naij - she only visits Ibadan.

Anyway, you've a passive and slick razor mouth on the sly. Then again you're Yoruba - so it's expected cos I don't know any Yoruba chic that isn't a slick chatter.

Ibadan will always be my city

Cool, what part of Lagos?

Duke ko lmao. What's the difference between 'Ibadan chics' and all the others? We're like, just normal, no?

Lol all these adjectives for me? Nah, I'm pretty mellow, nothing 'razor' about me lol, I just chill y'know

Shymm3x:


Lol.

Don't lie, the amala banter got to you, no?

Better get used to it cos that's how I crack my jokes with Ibadan folks. I'm sure you know I've a lot of folks from Ibadan and mum was also born and raised there. Though they're Ijebus and Egbas - they see Ibadan as home. So I've the supreme pass to clown Ibadan.

Lol nah I actually find you funny

Plus tbh though I claim it as my city, my only real 'tie' to Ibadan is the fact that my dad originates from there, I've barely been there myself, I've visited the city about thrice?

Haha clown all you want

Shymm3x:


I'm talking about the one that has become part of ya body. Just wanna lips you for some of the vitamins.

So you don't love Ijebu nyggahs, no?

I'm not aware of them enough to actually have an opinion tbh lol

Shymm3x:


Lol.

But can you share some with me with ya lips, tho?

Err...I hear that. However, why can't you share it with one person?

Why would you want to lap up the remnants of anything off someone's lips? That's nasty fam lol

Ijebu tout

Shymm3x:


Lol.

I don't want to throw shades at my amala folks. But I can only eat amala via ya lips by lipsing the remnant of the one you munched in Ibadan. What say you?

Why add everyone?

Ibadanites arent the only people who eat amala please lol in fact I ate it everywhere

I like to share the love?

Shymm3x:


Lol.

Darn! I guess you're protected all through winter then cos nothing repels cold better than amala. Got some to share with ya darg?

Err...I bet you miss me, alie? Don't be shy now.

You like amala?

Of course I miss you, I miss everyone

Voting Republican would be them voting against their own interest plus they probably wouldn't despise him as much if he didn't have such diarrhea of the mouth

itstpia8:


what is the connection between iphone, android and keloid?

why do some of you nlers like appearing s.tupid?

Hey tee-tee, I've seen you now it's ok. I trust you're well

Aareonakakanfo:



Yeah Of course! Na jazz you use?

That's one of the best interviews I've watched on breakfast club

Thought as much lol

Aareonakakanfo:


So yeah I saw you inviting folks on the [size=20pt]chatty-patty[/size] thread here

Abeg we don't want hooligans on this thread

A lot of those characters are in the sports/rap battle section.

And most of them are very rude

Did you by any chance get this from the Dame Dash breakfast club interview?

Shymm3x:


Lol.

Even with my dark shades on, I can see what you're trying to do lol

How was naij? Did you visit Ibadan to munch the required amala to keep you warm through winter?

I have Benin alright - just same ol same ol since you became a disappearing act lol.

Lol

Naija was actually cool, I was only in Ibadan for about 2 days, gorged on enough amala to last me an entire lifetime lol

Ayyy, have I missed anything?

raumdeuter:


I'm sure she sef go don grow up now.

Very much so

Ah, so you're dayokanu? Longest time, hope you're well

raumdeuter:


Ib-K you wan say you no remember me.

Do you remember one time your aburo got hold of your account and opened a thread on NL

Omo ki pe dagba

LMAO I do! The silly girl

Shymm3x:


Lol.

Aaraonakakanfo is the pied piper of chics with the magic pipe...so I think he probably blew the magic pipe mistakenly and he decided to bestow the rank on you for the inconveniences he caused you lol.

Err...I can see what you are trying to do with the handle lol.

How have you been, anyway? Seen you around a few times, just didn't wanna trouble you till the new handle caught my attention.

Lmao, if you say so

What am I trying to do? Lol

I've been ok, been in Naija for a bit so just settling back in, haha trouble me ke? Nah

You? (As in how have you been?)

raumdeuter:


Ibkaye is now grown, I remember when she first started posting as an innocent 13yr old

Now she sef don dey do wetin adults dey do

13 ko lool

Please, which 'oldie' is this?

Aareonakakanfo:
1bkay3 I saw the shade you threw there about Nigerians not being intelligent but its all good.
but one thing I failed to add is this and I believe Stuntingblack will agree with me
I believe it should be based on severity.If the person kidnapped was killed, the offense should be graded as kidnapping in the first degree and I'm in full support of death penalty for that. However, if the person kidnapped was released and had not been seriously injured, the offense should be kidnapping in the second degree. Even though I know in Nigeria, we do not categorize kidnapping into degrees of severity, I believe we need to look at that aspect first before implementing it.

Lol I will never say Nigerians aren't intelligent, there's a difference

Yeah if it were applied perfectly i.e. OVERWHELMING 100% evidence of conviction etc but this isn't always the case so I can't support it

Whatever you're comfortable with, just be appropriate

Shymm3x:


Lool.

Why did you bite my "3" swag, luv?

That represents the three-star general rank of the Yoruba armed forces conferred on me by both aaraonakakanfo the supreme general and MayorofLagos the field marshal and supreme mayor.

Who gave you yours? Lool

The very same aaraonakakanfo and MayorofLagos actually, I'd have a word with them if I were you tbh

Lol