Ousmayne:


na so.. U don dey illi?

I live Here lol.
I dey even show for school tomorrow .

Ousmayne:
baba hafana!!?

I still wan know that dept wey all of dem dey good standing... Even 4 jumpology no be all of em dey good standing

Well, I'm thinking it's a gradual thing or na just indecision to "let my people go" dey do them.
either ways,Soon we'll know.

Ousmayne:
Senoritacristo, youre all in good standing? How possible is that?

Common law right? What is the crossing gp?

I doubt whoever you're referring to is a law student.
Them never touch our portals oh.
But,word on the streets be say na 2.0

Expectant Aspirants, A Good Sunday Afternoon to y'all.

Putrid Smelling stale-ites.
How una dey


@Khassy @Wheesin @rkarang

crackhouse:
you are a lying liar. If the guy and the girl are in the university now that means they entered secondary school after Gsm had already become a means of communication in naija so it wasn't the era of love letter writing. This have already expose ur lies dude.

What are you saying? I was In JSS2 IN 2008, I owned a phone and i still sent love letters cos we kids then didn't have total control o'er our phones. Text messages to us then were more incriminating.

Well. Mistakes make men.

There were hot and hectic afternoons then in school, being a JSS3 student then was hell as dante's inferno, staying extra hours etc. in the midst of these,I found a distraction for myself;Crushing on a girl and eventually asking her out, she was a sharp babe,turned out she'd taken a liking to me too.
Things were rosy red as it should have been for Juvies like us until Indian film ruined my life.
I saw some dude breakup with an Indian girl heroically in front of her friends(He returned her pictures in his custody and destroyed a Valentine gift she'd given him earlier, She was distraught. and begged and begged much to the guy's rage.
Well. Me dumb and thinking I could do the same as a test to see if she loved me and could react the same way the Indian babe did.
Well. The rest is history, I bleeped up. She laughed and moved on to the next guys already in the friendzone queue, I ended as the loser.

I grew up to regret it sha, cos now we're grown and she'd still never love me again .

Ousmayne:



Tfu you and that your 1.49 gp let my people go

Point of correction, na I.4999999999 okay? werey lol. Make I cash you for school lol. Hafana?

Ousmayne:
abah.. A whole scholar like me tanke??


Well I no tiff your customers o.. Leddem patronise who dey want jare

That had berra be it faa.. and hehe. you scholar? you sabby how you come shower me gifts take lobby for mark. we glorify you finish you comr dey form boss eh.

Ousmayne:
You can all check your student ship status now.. Just log in and click on personal details on the left hand side of the portal.. Its either you see "returning" or "withdrawn" khassy and wheesin.. How market na?? I get ijmb forms for sale o

You wan sleep counter abi? see as you dey hustle my prospective customers? Beware oh? Lol. So wassup? You sef dey Tankelize?

lilmonarch:
Government i guess

BUL 201: LAW OF CONTRACTS hehehehe.

khassy:


na about Nairabet

Lol. Werey. something better. How plans to do IJMB since una be Tankites now?

MzLarem:
I don't want 2 believe 1st list is finished..Never!

Y'all Calm down lol. There's nothing special about the first list save for the envy and anxieties that are bound to follow.
If anything at all was learnt by my experience, the awesome folks are admitted in the 2nd wave.
Y'all jus keep calm and your fingers crossed hoping for good.
Congrats if you've gotten yours,now don't stop spreading hope.
In addition,ignore the whole alphabetical upload and first batch being merits talks.
I warranted merits and had a few buttons pushed considering my Dadad(OBM) was a staff yet I wasn't admitted with the first batch... So. Y'all just don't stop praying okay? I totally empathize with y'all and won't stop praying your heartfelt desires are actualized exceedingly.
Cheers!

(if any typo dey this thing, bone am abeg,I dey fast type ni)

Tankites @wheesin and @Khassy. How market. I get question ask una oh?

khassy:


and na you be the security man

Lol. I just be customer wey dey come drink to see match watch ;-) .

wheesin:

You be badbelle for your life There. lol

NOBODYY:
See the way am being ignored bcuz av nt gotten. Admission
Goodbye cruel Nairaland....

Calm your teats man. All hope's not lost.

wheesin:


na me u dey call bar man ?

Oh,Sorry. Na Khassy be Barman, na You be him nosy Friend wey dey always come disturb am for free drinks. No Vex ahbeq.

napoleonbaba:


Bros collect anything

On You? No Lele. Barman! @Wheesin Bring Me the most exotic of your concoctions please!?

napoleonbaba:
Neegahs and Baes
Bros Ambali don knack me admission ooo
Khassy 2 bottles of origin for everybody

Make I follow you manage one Medium stout for there,and Ginger ale. Congrats Bro.

DrHesjay, you're meticulously sighted oh. Na Me, Penigma.

Wheesin, I no no who ban my life for my other acct oh. I'm back tho. for Every ban, I shall roll back I'm sevenfold hehehehe.