The lot of you Muslims and Christians on this thread exchanging vile words , are stupid

I don't mind if any o' y'all old enough to be my papa or something, since y'all ain't acting it anyway.
for how long must y'all allow the pseudo-divine mandate called religion enslave y'all .
I tire oh.

What i'd do?
chase the photographer out, and the lady wearing red in the background! then give her the banging of her life while her head's held down

Oliviaarims:


Chef? Thanks for the compliment, though.

You're welcome.
and, Chef yeah.

Oliviaarims:


Bro..

You like it don't you?
I damn know you're a lady, but 'Bro' is all encompassing .
If that's you on your DP?.then I'll be needing your address and a toll free line to dial for the recovery of my sight. you're literally captivating. If you're not? compliments to the chef, and i want my eyes back all the same.

Oliviaarims:


They were taking it too personal.. I guess they are introverts, too.

Lol. even introverts barely display aggression.
They're all just miserable folks nursing a bad case of PTSD, and shrunken pockets.

Don't be stirred,Bro.

Oliviaarims:



Lol. Yea. Thanks for spotting the joke.

Oh, It's nothing.
it's just terrible to know millions of people out there don't share the acute sense of humour we have.

It's funny how y'all misappropriate Mere reticence for introversion.
Or Worse, Autism.

Oliviaarims:
Two introverts dating...

Woman: Life has become meaningless. Nothing seems to be working. No money, no friends, no family. What's the point in living?

Man: Yea, life is meaningless. Let's die.

Woman: Nice idea, I think we should just die.




Hey, y'all should stop quoting me. I'm allowed to have fun. I haven't made any assertion, neither did I mention names. Defendants of the Universe! Lol.

This sounds perfect for a Family Guy Interlude. With their moony faces and all.

wheesin:


Did i just see sweetheart ? dude u gay ? pls dont do this to me

Bur guy, you're known to be the doer of the possimpible na.we'll make this work. lol.odey

SenoritaCristo:

gosh! I never said being a polyglot is an assured way to success but ppl specialise in wat they are interested in to give them a higher edge over wateva they indulge in.

Latin is great...learning for fun u may think.....would come in handy some day.
If u are nt gud wit languages, I think u shouldn't push it. Just look for wat u are good in and wat interest u.
We learn everyday...don't u think.

Wasn't trying to counsel u o(I understand d sarcasm though).
Just av a blast day all the same.

You do too. Thanks,once again.

SenoritaCristo:

oh trust me my Broda, this has nothing to do with Google translate.
Go out there...people are learning languages like crazy...ppl are looking for how to improve on their abilities depending on ur career....they run professional courses...go for 2nd degrees...run language courses....even handiwork to improve themselves because its more than just having a job these days.
If u are a young lad, u will nt understand this...unfortunately, this is even d time to get involved since u still av age on ur side(am assuming u do).
Ask ppl like GideonG (dis is ur 2nd degree i suspect), Shekalamin(hope I got the spelling correct)..going for law(as 2nd degree)...IDGAF...(kinda 2nd degree)...and a host of others I cannot mention here. Why do u think they are all doing that?

If u depend solely on your degree, then u probably av an assured job/income outta there waiting for u.

My broda, in my kind of career, u need more than just LL.B to progress.

Being a polyglot 's an assured way to success? hmm. just learning that oh. And uhm. Learning a little latin myself. But for the fun of it. just that I'm bad at learning new tongues,I can't speak my LGA's dialect gan.But thanks for the counsel(Or is it?) I'm grateful.

wheesin:


mad man..better come see me before i curse u

Sweetheart, Monday na ;-) . Make we block for my fac.
Make sure say you get space for phone oh. I get games give you if your GPU na Adreno?

Wheesin.
Been stealing nairaland signatures off Barney Stinson's résumé since 001BD

lotusflower:
Yh, a wonderful one. Mayb because d Fawazes were absent.

Lol . a beauty sleep's expedient for a beauty queen ;-) . Great day uh?

haywhy911:
Hoy es de habla hispana dia? Me encantar espana,SenoritaCristo.

Google translate don suffer for una hands. .

lotusflower:
Morning

Howdy do Ma'am, Did you have a good night's rest?

Y'all, Morning Y'all.

khassy:




[b] HE WHO COMES TO EQUITY MUST NOT COME EMPTY-HANDED [\b]

No. He must come with "clean hand's",meaning they must be devoid of impurities or any materials as such that may dirty the hands like money,rations etc.

how's Monday for a plan? make we meet for school?

Ousmayne:


no wahala.. We fit meet 2mao thennn, i dey go wheesin side..

@Rkarang, u don dey ilorin?
If yes, knack me your digits nmake we meet for wheesin side for oke odo.. I was with khassy wheesin and sveen today

Oh God!
I missed the train today too! perhaps cos I was in uniform.

Tomorrow nko? But we gas plan am well oh.

DharmyYinks:
Alright People!! We've brought to you, dear Unilorin Aspirants, the First Edition of the long awaited Game on Nairaland, The Wooing Challenge. and I am your host, DHARMYYINKS, Co-Hosting this with me is the Handsome Emergency Guy, HAYWHY911

HOW IT WORKS
* A male participant picks any lady to be wooed. E.G, I, DharmyYinks wish to woo Temmi001.
* Earns himself a SLOT along with another man or men as challenger(s) e.g, I, Haywhy911 Challenge DharmyYinks. I wish to woo Temmi001 too.
*On the the day of the main event the participants drop their Wooing lines on this thread. The lady being wooed comes on to make a choice based on the lines of her wooers and then announces her choice here. Everything happens live.
NO BACKGROUND STUNTS, NO BACKSTAGE PERFORMANCES. IT ALL GOES DOWN HERE AND LIVE TOO.

GUYS PLEASE NOTE
* Any lady you pick must be an active user of the forum. Don't pick a lady who hardly is online.
* If the lady picked isn't available that day, you will be auto re-sloted.
* Alloting SLOT is gonna be based on first-to-indicate.
NOTE
All stunts here can be "pushed" offline only by personal decision of both parties.
So guys, if you've got GAME, STYLE, CONFIDENCE and MAGIC in your wrist to write words capable of WINNING any lady's HEART, please declare your intentions NOW!!!

pardon my slow reasoning but I'm yet to get the Aang of this.I mean the instructions. i'd love to participate if old-timers are allowed :-) .

Ousmayne:



i don see am

Brother,no vex ahbeg. Na my phone wey die bleep me up and none o' my niggas wey dey around sabi the place.
No vex ahbeg. What do u say we meet some other time? I no go Bleep up then.
How those two F*ckboys be.?

While I might advise the OP to make a personal confrontation disclaiming his love and stating he wants things back to normal.
I'm also sure of the fact that things can never be back to normal after a futile attempt to convert a bestfriend into a girlfriend (been there,done that).
See. here's the deal. get your mind off her however fast you can,find some distraction, not in some way to sever whatever relationship you have left with the babe, if it's convenient, get to know the BoyF. interact with him develop a bond so strong you'd have to get a guilty conscience whenever you feel anything for the girl again.
After this? face your dreams! you could find another cool girl for yourself (but,don't make the grave mistake of totally replacing the former girl's slot;Plans and etc as stated.)
See. Ladies tend to relish the idea of making boys their failsafe plans, unfortunately you've been made one.
She'll get jealous and begin to question her conscience on how she vehemently denied you,she'll be back bro. but shall you be ready to be a man?

and oh! if you're theistic, consult The God you serve for* directives.

Ousmayne:


knack me your digits.. I dey enter school 2mao.. But make we block for khassy or wheesin side

.........

rkarang:


Baba, I don finally downgrade to low key oo

Make scholar money come na ;-)

rkarang:


**Bows to hail my humble boss**

Na you be boss oh. How levels na?

Sveen:
I know I'm not supposed to be disturbing you guys this
very moment knowing fully well the situation of things.
Please, don't think that I'm taking our friendship for
granted or trying to take undue advantage. I cherish
our friendship more than you can imagine, it's just dat I
don't know who to ask or where to turn to at this very
moment. Sometimes, things become so confusing and
extremely difficult that one is forced to inconvenience
friends and family and you are one of those I know I
can run or turn to in a time like dis. Please don't be
offended and don't take it to heart or feel bad if you
cannot be of help to me, it happens atimes.
Sometimes, you really want to help, but the situation at
hand at that moment really makes it impossible to do
so. I understand. But will appreciate if you can help me
with this. It is very important you tell me. I really need
the answer please. I want to cook Jollof, should I use
rice?

I should hunt you and haunt you. Fear first catch me, I thinl say you wan chastise as we dey derail thread ni . Nice one! No use Rice, use Maize and banana.

duke59:
All of dis boiz dat are checking DP
In mzlarem's voice""God knows ur address o"

Who go see sweet merchandise no patronise?
you sef check no check ni? :-P

Ousmayne:
next monday bruh.. But if i enter wheesin or khassy place 2mao, i go hit u up, shey na oke odo u dey too?

Those Queer folks still dey live together? Chai Oke-odo don enter wahala again.
Alrice, Make we block for there nko? anyhow you want am,Just Holla me.

Ousmayne:


you self wan join queue.. Abi u dey prepare for baba ojo airbus??

Pass me not by, Guy. Hehe.

MssTee:


Lol.. hello

Howdy doey?

If everybody dey famz MssTee, Make I join famz too.
Hi MssTee

Ousmayne:
we go see next week be that

If next week na from tomorrow on, Oya specify.