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sheddo619:
Etisalat just rewarded me with 100mb,this is d screenshot

OP mine's 700 mb now o valid for 7 days how I wan take finish am abeg?

obowunmi:
Na obo dey shack you so...

Just as e dey for your name abi?

Please who scored Chelsea's goals?

Make this man decamp eeee make we rest

The researcher and the op must be females... *Yawns*

When he meets his creator,whoever that may be,he would tell his story.....

kuzee:
chai yu obviously in deep shit nw

Shit?Who do am abeg?

kuzee:
xo ure in support of the notion

Scratching my bald head*what notion was that again??

philtrum:
Chike, Ali , Agbo sit down dere and let simbi be giving u BoBo ......you beta let's go an play ball...#galzaintloyal

Someone took mine @5 and I couldn't write a report At the police station .....if you find it you will see my name on it. Send it to my address

Bros they even took yours once,someone took mine twice at 6 and 7 and I've been searching for it since then

Floxyl:
Sure...U've got 2 knw am a pastor's daughter in law ...I already av d ticket there.

Mtttcchhew is that a ticket to heaven now?Thought you would even say a saint or matyr

Seun:
I'm not signing up as a virgin, I'm signing up for the virgins. Come unto me, o ye virgins!

Hahahaha hohohhohoho see falling hand eeee

Acidosis:
which class do you belong?
(A) Primary virginity class
(B) Secondary virginity class

Bros ask her please let's be certain...

Ishilove:
I knew it! You are a virgin, though I am very certain it isn't by design

Babe you leave this bros alone naaa,na wetin?

farano:
You're welcome

You??V I r ...... Wetin Me too na super virgin oo

Prowizy2:
35 and still a virgin

Me sef 95 and still a virgin

Nice work Op you're the man!!!!

Shadydamsel:
Hello I'm a girl like her, don't leave the phone 4 her @ all, she is a thief and nothing less
Imagine, she even has d nerves to use another's guy's picture on a phone u haven't finish the payment . ITS WRONG. Take it back her cuz she is not worth d suffering.
When I broke up with a guy I dated 4 more than 2yrs, He bought me so many things while we were 2gether, but I return d tangible one I have with me Including d laptop he bought me as a birthday gift, but he reject everything and told me its mine.
So take ur stuff 4rm her, if u feel u can't let go.
Its better that way than to suffer in Silence.

If no be say na phone chat I for go borrow 130k phone give u like op infact!!!

tosyne2much:
yeah I know bros

So we wouldn't call these advantages at all

Evina:
, Go jor, we use smileys and short replies if you are boring, that's how we politely say, get off my screen

Walahi!makachukwu na fat lieeeee be this one!!!!

Big4wig:
Have you ever wondered why many
girls use
smileys and short reply when chatting
nowadays?
Seriously, i have come to realize
why most girls do.I was chatting with
this babe
yesterday and i was Like....
Me: how are you dear?
Girl: 5n
Me: how was ur day?
Girl: 5n
Me: how is your family?
Girl: 5n
Me: are you missing me?
Girl: No
Me: but am missing you
Girl: tanks
Me: I'm not feeling well
Girl: sowi
Me: so how was ya day?
Girl: 5n
Me: are you busy?
Girl: no
Me: are you with someone over there?
Girl: no
Me: what? Why don't you type
something
interesting instead of sending me
short replies?
Girl: k
Me: type something now!
Girl: k
Me: Ok! Ok so its true
Girl: dat wat
Me: I've heard you failed your English
exams...
Girl: who telled you? It is inpossible...
I sawed the
resalt yestarday... I passed away.
Me: OMG... That's ok. U can use
smileys and
short reply plz !!

Hahahahahahahahaha you are so damn right!! =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=))

tosyne2much:
There are benefits attached to having a girl friend but it depends on your motives towards having a gf


1. It puts you on a challenge and improves your leadership skills

2. It makes you hustle more

3. It makes you have a foresight of how to build your home

4. You stop doing silly things and your mentality
changes

5. You start to appear neatly knowing fully well you have to look presentable and impressive

Tosyne2much I hope you know u can do all of these self enhancement tips and more without a girlfriend.. Think well ooo