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nickz:
straight-up reason for having a girl friend: FREE PUNNY

which is obviously a scam
money for recharge card,shopping,cinema and eatery
my broda you are loosing oh

Now the MOST STUP1D PEOPLE are those that show this above financial affection to a 'supposed' girlfriend and still pay for OLOSHO every night and you still carry STD ontop and pay for extra treatment

you are what my grandma calls: EWU-NNABE(EWU-NNAMA)
devil is dancing shoki with your destiny

*laughs and falls off his chair* this is so hilarious!!Tell them bro!!!!

First kisss??It haf teeeeeyyyyyy!!!!!So many kisseesss!!!!!

It's soo fineeee,so coollll woooowww

Aikon:
Have you seen her in bikini before?
She shared this on instagram

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what did she share because me i no see anything o

what time is the match op?

ayusco85:
u get eye so? jump from helicopter with parachute

Ehn u fit use parachute jump enter volcano make the love for complete naaa

ayusco85:
u well so?

No be the guy wan jump from helicopter because of person wey e no know??Volcano go better pass naaa

englishmart:
Yeah .
Just that okparanozie and Sunday have refused to exceed 20Yrs and 21yrs respectively.

Despite playing professional football for the past 7years.

I am still trying to understand the technique behind the fullstop in the ages of Nigerian footballers,at some point,it just stops moving..

ayusco85:
I love azeezat Oshoala . Pls who has her fone number I can jump off a helicopter with parachute for her

How about jumping into a volcano for her

Ahmeduana:
SE ARA AYE LE LEYI ABI ERO ORUN?

Ero orun ni baaa mi,e baa n so fun ko kuro lona o

CustomLilian:
Space what? What's your concern, many people did it but just because you saw "f" ur manhood stood up. I dnt have ur time. YOU'RE DUMB

Chiiiiiiiinnneeeekkkeeeee!!!! *faints*

Oyeneku3:
Asisat Oshoala.no doubt..

But wait ooo, between Oshoala and mikel, who play ball pass?

Bros na Oshoala ooo she better pass Mikel wella!!!

CustomLilian:
Desire Oparanozie without doubt. Dat girl is so so good. She plays like a man and she's the driving force of that attack. Oshoala is good but not as good as Oparanozie. She will get there but as at now,Oparanozie is better. If oshoala can work on her stamina and agirima she will be very good. That's her flaw, she needs to be strong on the ground. She is light.

Aunty wish one be agirima again Your language turn english??Una wan use english break person head??

Chidexter:
lol abeg no curse me again o. hehehe

That was so funny meeen

Chidexter:
Felicia @age 18: what kind of a man would you like to marry??

Answer: I will like to marry, an handsome, tall. fair rich man, who cares about my feelings.

Felicia @age 22: what kind of a man would you marry.

Answe: A tall, good looking and moderately rich man.

Felicia @ 30 what kind of a man would you marry?

Answer: ehn, not so tall, not so handsome and just a middle class.

Felicia @ 42 what kind of a man would you marry

Answer: Abeg. leave me!!! Man na Man

Hahahahahahahaha guy your crase no get part 2 to think that I just had a conversation like this with someone some minutes ago.....

ODE and CVE 213,those courses were worse than hell itself

deneut:
my side dey pain me oooo,urs?

are u sure ur horn is strong,cus d person dat tried it last time is really hornless now

Don't worry I have 3 spare horns,I full ground remain