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Misterdhee1:
They are educated.. The jobs he described are majorly for jobless youths without certificates..Isn't it better than, for them to be smoking nd constituting nuisance? You guys need to chill sometimes nd think!

And he couldn't even think of something meaningful for the uneducated than dressing masquerades.. Has it ever occured to you that some uneducated ones are doing so well than the educated ones today?? Did they dress masquerades for a living?? If this is how you think.. You need factory resetting..

permsec:
Them don get us walahi! WhO takes pride in dressing ojuju calabar? Bunch of mediocres. I'll not be suprised if this present administration considers bet9ja as youth empowerment programme.



Person go begin see things like m3cq7z for NTA news..... Bet9ja code

Kikikikikikikikikiki Una go kee pesin for Nl ooo

Gabbyraze:
Smart casual...just normal slacks or chinos with cool shirt,tucked in...no forget your writing materials o

Thank you so much bro... You're da best

Gabbyraze:
It was nice,just spent time learning d job first hand from a video,then with some actual agents. Pls try to ask questions,no Mata how silly it might sound and also take down alot of notes..put your phone on vibrate or better still,switch it off cos the staffs don't use theirs while on duty...get ready to laff and just enjoy

Bro how's the dressing like do we need any special dressing??

mrvitalis:
It can become more profitable if packaged well. .. That's the point the poor man is trying to make

Definitely not the masquerades that i know of. Even a three year old kid can cloth a masquerade with common materials...

Gabbyraze:
It was nice,just spent time learning d job first hand from a video,then with some actual agents. Pls try to ask questions,no Mata how silly it might sound and also take down alot of notes..put your phone on vibrate or better still,switch it off cos the staffs don't use theirs while on duty...get ready to laff and just enjoy

Thanks so much bro

greatbrian:
Tnx. insha allah

Amin amin

mrvitalis:
I won't.. .. Why?? Cos that's not my feild and interest
Am an engineer and I don't think that kind of job is intended for Graduate... Maybe graduate of arts

I am also an Engineer and i tell you even a graduate of arts wouldn't delve into such a venture,it's laughable and non profitable.....

paschu:
Ol boy keep quiet. No sane government should have any business building manufacturing plants in this century. In fact govt. should not preoccupy itself with direct job creation responsibilities.

It's just unfortunate that the average nigerian is so politicaly dead. Otherwise, can you mention one national enterprise in this country you can be proud of - just one? None had ever succeeded. So why waste money and national resources on nonsense political job creation when you can diversify the economy with incentive-driven policies that emphasize all inclusive economic growth with private-sector-first participation philosophy?

Igbo people say that a dog that's owned by the community usually dies of starvation.

Well, perhaps that explains why the individual tends to thrive more in that part of the country. I Guess it's high time the Fed. took a cue and quit delluding the gullible masses with its empty promises of massive job creation. Even in the communist China, the private sector still drives the industry and labor.

They don't understand at all bro,what's so laughable is that some so called intellectuals came out to analyse the inexplicable... Na now i know say APC jazz still hold some people tight pass their babe...

bloodyBLOGGER:
How one masquerade can create jobs for 1000 people
www.nairaland.com/3083962/lai-mohammed-masquerade-create-jobs
When I opened the above thread where Alh Lai Mohammed made a statement that one masquerade can create jobs for 1000 people, I was surprise by the comments that came from people about the statement. The comments showed how poor the intelligence of the Nigerian youth is as they made a jest of his statement, some out of ignorance while others were mostly out of hate for the man cos he belongs to a party that kicked their own party out of power thereby blocking all corrupt avenues they were reaping from e.g ghostworker salary.
A very intelligent mind would have scrutinized the statement very well and would have realised the lack of need to criticize but attest to the idea. But these people suffering from post-election trauma lack the capacity to reason in such a sophisticated manner, hence their open show of the illiteracy bestowed on them by 16yrs of rot.
Now, to the statement "one masquerade can employ 1000 people". How is this achievable? Shallow minds would expect that the single masquerade will open a company and send out job adverts for unemployed youths like them to apply. Such is hardly the case.
A festival for masquerades is quite an opportunity for businesses to thrive, but our problem is that we have been very myopic by doing things the same way and expecting different results. Let's say such festival spans for 2weeks; below are the opportunities it can open if we truly value such culture as much as to transform its festival by investing heavily in it.
First, each masquerade can be endorsed or branded by a corporate company thereby having the masquerade's attire designed to show the logo of the company e.g GUINNESS. That will fetch the masquerade some big box in tune of millions. The ordinary masquerade of yesterday with just 2 drummers can now employ a trumpeter, a keyboardist, a flutist and any modern musical instrument player(remember, we are doing it in a different way this time around).
Once Nigeria Breweries see that Guinness is keying into the idea, they too might decided to sponsor a group of masquerades who are also going to have their own band. With top bottling companies present at an event that could witness up to a hundred thousand viewers, be sure to have drinks flowing. That's where female ushers come in. Campus girls can take that role which gives them a job experience to write in their CV.
MTN or Airtel might jostle to be the event's official network. This might make them to consult an outsourcing firm to help recruit new hands for a contract job to cover the event. The attire the workers of these companies will wear to the event will be sewn by some individuals who will have some change to pocket.
With these companies swinging in, the media will beam their light on the event thereby popularising it to the extent of attracting the interest of foreigners who will invest in it.
What if it is done in such a way that the masquerade event is used by mobile phone companies like Slots and 3Chub to showcase their products for sale? The large turnout won't be wasted. Stands will be sold to them as they employ in-store promoters to enlighten customers about the phones. I hope you are putting the pieces together and finally getting the picture.
Now, count the amount of festivals we have in Nigeria, those for masquerades and those for others and imagine them branded or sponsored. It will really be great. Mind you, the famous English premier league EPL started of with some folks kicking a round object, now it has become Barclay's Premier League BPL with so many other sponsors. The same way adidas or a Nike endorses Wayne Rooney is the same way a company in Nigeria or from abroad can endorse chukwuemeka or gbenga who are really the ones behind the mask.
So, before you criticise next time, think deeply.
This post is for intelligent minds alone.
Written by Adewole Segun

You are just wasting your analytical prowess on a senseless and non profitable venture jare..

mrvitalis:
The reno of a guy is someone I used to respect but from the fact that he acts this uneducated am really disappointed

Back to the topic

What lai said.. . Was that.. A certain masquerade in the south East can create job for 1000 youths in a week, IF NICELY PRESENTED, I want some to spot the lie here.. .. .. people are so Myopic in reasoning

As for the pencil thing, that's a big industry that can generate over 10,000 jobs

And if PDP has started the manufacturering we won't need to spend much imported something we can produce

Let's start from the little once we can first.. . And grow .

Oga giramma if dem advertise masquerade job you go apply??

Nice one Op, i feel your pains..God help and protect our Soldiers....

Sickos everywhere. Na die e dey so o

Thank God for his wonders

And this one na Governor too ooo,when they begin to slaughter your people like their cows,just as it happened in Uzo Uwani,don't cry like that Enugu Cry baby ooo...

Well written and detailed.. Nice one...

Gabbyraze:
Buddy for today is done,had a wonderful time...tomorrow night and we are home and free...

How was it like bro??fill us in pleeaassee!!

Haaaaa!!! This man has finally gone bonkers... O ma seee oooo!!

Pheals:
bro! English is 4th language am trying to cope wit ! Do u understand French? I wasn't in Nigeria b4

Not at all i understand just a wee bit of french. English is my forte. How about if we strike a deal??

happymummy:
nooo

Ok

youcanconfirm:
Nothing more..

Thanks so much

Cos they are more of women than men..... Quote me at your own peril...

youcanconfirm:
Hi Dantey,
It's basically smart casual. Check google if you need clarification with pictures. "Business casual" For all the stages as a matter of fact. Nothing serious regarding the expectations, just make sure you listen well and you pay attention to everything you buddy says during the buddy session. That's all

Thanks so much for this info.Apart from listening,any other??

psalmistofGod:
wat would u say abt a 90% accuray and 29wpm. i wonder y i didnt get a buddy invite. it is well. sure God has a better plan.

Might still come in don't give up yet. Not just yet

happymummy:
rest in peace peace the dead please those that were called for Buddy,what did did score? I had 60% and 78%. heard it not a pass not giving up

Scored 96%,97% with low wpm of 18,26. Have u had your buddy session??

This is madness!!

poookiefoof:
Same here.. .. . Thursday 8am, Friday 9pm both mushin

Correecccttt!!!!

vykta:
#Team15 Buddy Thursday 8 am Friday 9pm
Thank God
Next Stage on my mind
#interview In Jesus Name Amen

Same here oo
Amen..

Only insanity can make a man commit such an act,it's somehow indescribable

ogmask:
The directive is "arrest black marketers selling on the road side" ,and not that pple shouldn't buy for their gen/Jerry can directly from the filling stations. The police command has issued a statement on this.
For those talking about their diesel gen set, sorry, you got it all wrong. AGO is deregulated.
My advise: pple should read and understand bfor misleading others ignorantly.

People are making these comments because that's the reality on ground,filling stations have simply refused to sell to people in Jerry Cans and they claim it's an order from the I.G that's why you are seeing these comments... The masses are seriously suffering and no one is batting an eyelid...

You all should just shut the f**** up . What the hell was the yeye IG doing when he gave that order?? He should stop those selling on the road and not this... We don't have light and people are trying to get fuel for their generating sets yet mofos like these Op are busy acting good citizens.. The hustlers are still selling on the road not the suffering masses.... MtttcchhEeeww!!!!

TPAND:
Funke is a loud mouth bigot. She portrays no iota of a universal basic education. A D-list tribalistic moto-moto . How would she utter such dirty words and used the name of God in a curse. God will rather curse her instead.

Shame on her

That mumu deserved more than the curses for that statement... Funke should not be blsmed at all