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RomanceRe: The 41 Commandments Of Pussy by 1stfamous(m): 2:36am On Mar 22, 2017
usman15gmail:
This article will help steer your interactions with women in the right direction and keep you from losing your sanity.
There’s a few axioms that I live by which I have put together over the years of dealing with hundreds of women and these commandments have stood the test of time over and over again.
If you adhere to these, then you will be years ahead of your peers and it will save you a ton of bullshit experiences with women, that could have been avoided.
Here’s a few of them…
#41. Who you marry will be the most important decision you ever make in life. Better make sure she’s up for the job.
#40. Never get married or get tied down with a woman who you’re settling for. You will be miserable. She will be miserable. And life is too damn short to spend it with a woman low in caliber, personality and desire to suck your cock dry every motherfucking day.
#39. Believe a woman the first time she SHOWS you who she is. Don’t allow your emotions to blind you to her flaws and shortcomings.
#38. Women are not the enemy. They are merely following their inherent nature. Learn how to handle them and you will be rewarded with their positive attributes. Flail about blindly and be cursed with their negative attributes.
#37. Women are led by their emotions. Therefore, learn to use their emotions to your favor. Become the puppet master.
#36. Your greatest defense against the manipulations of women, is to learn Game. There is no substitute.
#35. Always lead a woman in the relationship. If you don’t know how, then learn how.
#34. You are not to be the bitch in the relationship. If you have to pause and think about it, then you are.
#33. Women are just as sexual, if not more than men. They crave depravity. Do not be fooled.
#32. ALL girls think they are unique. 99.9% of girls are not unique. Do not be fooled.
#31. The moment you feel you cannot live without a certain girl, is the moment you have officially put her pussy on a pedestal.
#30. Less is more when dealing with women.
#29. Be ready to walk away from the relationship at any time for any reason. If she acts up, be ready to walk. If you stay you will lose a small piece of self-respect, until eventually you won’t even know who you are anymore.
#28. Never take advice on sleeping with women FROM women.
#27. If you can’t see who’s the sucker in the relationship, then you’re the sucker my friend.
#26. What is unsaid when communicating with a woman, is oftentimes more powerful than what is said. Learn to use your eyes when flirting with women and conveying sexual tension.
#25. If you get caught cheating, always, always, always deny. Deny until death and she will eventually get over it.
#24. Always treat a woman’s tantrums like you would treat a child’s. Firm and unpersuaded.
#23. Buying gifts, groveling, begging and changing for a girl will never keep her around. You’ll only intensify her disdain for you and speed up her hunt for an alpha cock.
#22. If you think she’s cheating, she already has. Learn to trust your instinct. It’s ‘talking’ to you for a reason.
#21. Never fully trust a woman. It’s not in their nature to be trustworthy. Self-preserve by only allowing for 60% of your trust given after a full and long courtship of at least 2 years.
#20. Never get married before 30yo and always marry a younger woman. No exceptions.
#19. You’re not really ready for a relationship, until you know what’s out there. Go Bleep 20 women. When you get done, go Bleep another 20. Then you might have an idea of what you want.
#18. The moment you make a woman “your life”, is the moment she’s preparing to walk out of yours.
#17. The only thing that matters to women between the ages of 18-26yo is: “Does he make my vagina wet?”
#16. Women would rather be with a psychopath broke bad boy, then a stable, sane beta bitch boy.
#15. Never regret cheating.
#14. Don’t put pussy ON the pedestal, put it UNDER the pedestal.
#13. Always Bleep her like it’s your last time before you go to prison.
#12. Frame IS Game. If you don’t learn to have a strong Frame, your ‘Game’ will always be weak and you will always struggle with women.
#11. Always let her say “I love you” first. She’ll love you more for your self-control.
#10. Watch what a girl DOES, not what she SAYS.
#9. If a girl dumps you, never take her back. She will never respect you the same and the relationship is doomed to fail.
#8. If you notice 1 red flag take note. If you notice 2 red flags prepare to eject. When you notice three red flags you had better be out the door.
#7. Women lie. Get used to it. Learn to play the game better than them.
#6. The more money you get, the more you will attract women who are attracted to resources. Learn to put on a ‘Humble Front’ at first in order to screen the golddiggers out.
#5. Women are hypergamous. Get used to it. Learn to develop yourself into a High Value Man.
#4. The moment you invest more into the relationship than she does, then you’re already bleeped and you’re starting to ‘lose’ her.
#3. Never put aside your personal goals and dreams in order to please a woman. You won’t please her and you will be miserable.
#2. You will never lose a woman by having other admirers, but you will lose women by concentrating all of your efforts on one. You won’t just lose the one you’re focused on, you’ll lose all of them.
#1. If you don’t choose to learn Game, then don’t be surprised when the wool gets pulled over your eyes by a woman. Game is the great equalizer.

By Christian Mcqueen
https://realchristianmcqueen.com/2014/05/14/the-41-commandments-of-pussy/
it is nice but not all are true!
RomanceRe: Hello is It Possible For A Woman To Get Pregnant From Pre Ejaculation Fuild by 1stfamous(m): 12:19am On Mar 22, 2017
henrydadon:
i think i did..not too sure..i went to the toilet to use some tissue to clean my self..waited for some time and started round two..

chai..i don fvck up
I will advise you not to try it again, focus on your studies,but for now, wait till she misses her period, dont abort, take her to your grand parents, they will accept the lady and the child,when the time comes
RomanceRe: Hello is It Possible For A Woman To Get Pregnant From Pre Ejaculation Fuild by 1stfamous(m): 12:14am On Mar 22, 2017
henrydadon:
please i need urgent answer..i did not release any sperm in her..only pre cum..that watery substance that comes out when you are sexually aroused..

please i will like to know if she can get pregnant from just that..abeg fear dey catch me now..i no wan become papa yet..i never Finish school..nah woman i go dey fvck...see my life in the gutter..
yes, it is very VERY possible, so abstain from premarital sex
RomanceRe: Why Did A Man Died During Sex by 1stfamous(m): 12:04am On Mar 22, 2017
Senipapa:
I have asked same thing, then I came to the conclusion that it happens but no sensible wife will allow such information go out to the public, what she sells to the public is that her husband went to bed but never woke up.
you are right, it happens so much, but women are very smart and sensible, they will tell the public that their husband slept and did not wake up the next day
RomanceRe: Ladies, If He Exudes Most Of These Traits, Pls Consider Marrying Him by 1stfamous(m): 11:54pm On Mar 21, 2017
deparagon:
This is a counter thread to www.nairaland.com/3689026/guys-she-possesses-these-traits

Ladies Abeg we sef Get Qualities
i dey lie?

If He Possesses Most Of These Traits, Consider Marrying Him.

1. He doesn't Force Himself On You.

2. He Shares His Life Goals/Visions with you to have your Opinions.

3. He is not a Drunk (you know what these ones are capable of doing)

4.He loves you passionately.

5.He pays rapt attention to your complains & find/ suggest's possible way out's.

6.He is not a Fault Finder.

7. He is not quick at getting angry.

8.He doesn't Hit you.

9.He doesn't Spend irrelevantly.

10.He adhere's to most of the (+)advices you give him.

11.He doesn't Harass you in Public.

12. He talks about settling down with you.

13. He doesn't take actions all alone, he considers your opinions before making any move.

14. He talks more often on where, how and what to Invest on.

15. He talks more about the future.

17. He talks to you about moderate dressing.

18. He is always interested in your family's well-being.

19. He introduces you to his friends/colleagues not just as a Gf but as a potential wife.

Mehn my ink don finish i can go on and on and on, believe me there are good guys out there that exudes most of these traits, though most of 'em are introverts buh they're good.

Ladies let's have ya say!
this was what my Gf saw in me, she does not like seeing any other girl closer
RomanceRe: My Bestie Is Always Jealous When She Sees Me With Another Girl. by 1stfamous(m): 1:52pm On Mar 20, 2017
Tokziby:
grin grin grin grin

You just succeeded in giving me a belly Laugh. grin grin grin

Welcome to the world of girls where their Yes is most of the time No and their No is the same.
They will never tell u their minds even to the point of their death, they'd rather prefer to die with their useless ego
They assume every foolish reason not to say Yes despite their body language saying the opposite.

Its very glaring that she really loves u but their fish brain and ego wants u to find a way of fulfilling their "fantasy proposal" when u are not a mind reader or winch. She obviously know that u want her and made ur intentions known.
Dont be surprised that if u go to FB and pop the same question to her, she will blatantly refuse and give u one foolish excuse.

The reason majority of them are currently single is linked to this foolishness and their fish brain. They have mistook their husbands for boyfriends or just friends. Thats why their life is complicated. If u ended up with another lady tomorrow, they will blame u and lament that "didnt u see all the signals that i have been sending". if u said, "but i made my intentions known to u", they will reply, that "why cant u do this or that to make me say yes".
Women are too complicated undecided
stephano008:
Playing hard to get kwa.

This is a girl that we have been together for over 5 years. We know each other secret.

Playing hard to get.
Tokziby:
grin grin grin grin

You just succeeded in giving me a belly Laugh. grin grin grin

Welcome to the world of girls where their Yes is most of the time No and their No is the same.
They will never tell u their minds even to the point of their death, they'd rather prefer to die with their useless ego
They assume every foolish reason not to say Yes despite their body language saying the opposite.

Its very glaring that she really loves u but their fish brain and ego wants u to find a way of fulfilling their "fantasy proposal" when u are not a mind reader or winch. She obviously know that u want her and made ur intentions known.
Dont be surprised that if u go to FB and pop the same question to her, she will blatantly refuse and give u one foolish excuse.

The reason majority of them are currently single is linked to this foolishness and their fish brain. They have mistook their husbands for boyfriends or just friends. Thats why their life is complicated. If u ended up with another lady tomorrow, they will blame u and lament that "didnt u see all the signals that i have been sending". if u said, "but i made my intentions known to u", they will reply, that "why cant u do this or that to make me say yes".
Women are too complicated undecided
Jobs/VacanciesPls I Beg Everybody Here, I Need A Job Urgently.... by 1stfamous(op): 6:15pm On Mar 16, 2017
pls, i am in need of a well paying Job, I lost my job to recession last year, till then, it just God..pls help me out this is my mail adesuyiolusegun@gmail.com...pls I need it urgently
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is A Sex Addict by 1stfamous(m): 1:52am On Mar 16, 2017
mickool:
OP, ur situation is very similar to what I'm currently experiencing from my babe. The only different is that she always want to use my dick as tooth brush. Once she is the mood, she will not let me rest ..sometimes when she called me she will say I'm really wet talking to u!! Alwys wet and she love kissing a me alot .She says a lot of rubbish things that is really making me to have a second thought if I can cope when I marry her.
you need to think twice
RomanceRe: How You Could Make Up To #5000naira Daily With A Small Start Up Capital Of #1000 by 1stfamous(m): 1:38am On Mar 16, 2017
[quote]. Tell us how it works adesuyiolusegun@ gmail.com 07060814431
RomanceFive Things A Woman Can Do To Improve Her Marriage by 1stfamous(op): 10:53pm On Mar 13, 2017
FIVE THINGS A WOMAN CAN DO TO IMPROVE HER MARRIAGE – 1. Instead of complaining, whining, or raising your voice, speak softly with clear, concise, respectful, and loving language. How do you do that? Before you “react” stop for however long you need in order to calm yourself. Benefit to you: You’ll get his attention, his cooperation, and his respect. Why it works: Men need clear, concise, unemotional language to be able to hear you. Otherwise, they shut it out completely. . 2. Look for ways that he makes you happy and let him know . . . regularly. Some examples might be: “It makes me happy that you like solving problems for me,” or, “You make me feel wonderful when you tell me you love me,” or, “It makes me happy that you help with the kids…and they love it.”Letting him know you’re happy makes him feel successful. He needs that and you can give it to him. Benefit to you: He’ll start looking for more ways to make you happy. Why it works: If you’re not happy he feels like a failure and men hate to fail. . 3. Appreciate him often, especially those things you know he likes about himself, things he’s proud of. Examples could be: “I really appreciate what a nice home you’ve been able to give us, thank you so much,” or, “I love how strong you are. or, “The way you make love to me is so perfect, mmmmmm.” Benefit to you: He’ll fall in love each time you do it and you’ll make him feel like a hero. . 4. Give him romantic kisses instead of pecks. Long hello kisses tell him you’re glad to see him, long good-bye kisses tell him you can’t wait until he returns, long thank- you kisses tell him you really appreciate what he did for you, and “hey you, kiss me” kisses tell him you want him. Benefit to you: He’ll feel more connected to you and look forward to being with you. Why it works: Physical connection is the only way most men know how to be intimate and intimacy is what makes your relationship special. . 5. Flirt with him. Be playful, tease him, talk sexy once in a while, gaze into his eyes with a “come here, big boy” twinkle, offer sexy kisses and physical touches. That means flirting, being playful, being sexy and sensual, and remembering why you fell in love in the first place. Remember this, when the sexual side of your relationship dies, you become roommates . Make sure your sex life is alive in your marriage. Okechukwu Joshua says; Its very important. . What do you think about this update? Hit like and comment.
RomanceLarge And Long female clitoris And Clitorial Hood by 1stfamous(op): 3:07pm On Mar 13, 2017
I read this online, I don't know if this is true
a married woman complained about her sex life. She complain that she has a large and long clitoris and this had made her so much interested in Sex. She was angry that her husband was a 5 minute man and can't satisfy her.
this is my question, does smaller clitoris means low libido, and longer larger clitoris and clitorial hood,means greater satisfaction? just for female and experience male
RomanceReasons For Smelly VAGINA by 1stfamous(op): 1:05pm On Mar 13, 2017
Vagina Will Sm The vagina has a distinct smell which is not a problem , as everybody has their own particular vaginal smell that is natural. Whether this natural smell is neutral or not , it is a matter of personal judgment. In fact , some women notice their odor when there is no notable odor detected by others. However, if the odor changes and becomes strongly unpleasant, this change deserves attention because it is perhaps a sign of a serious vaginal infection . If left untreated , this condition may cause not only physiologic problems but also emotional stress which can make the person uncomfortable thinking the odor is detected by others. Here are 9 reasons you should know cause smelly vagina so you can stop feeling self - conscious: 1 . Excessive washing: Even if you’re just washing your vagina with warm water , excessive washing can still mess with the vagina ’s flora , causing and odor 2 . Allergy to condoms : Some women are allergic to certain materials in condoms , which can throw off vaginal bacteria and cause odor . 3. Douching : This can mess with the pH levels of the vagina and even cause a large amount of bacteria to grow. There is good and bad bacteria that can be down there , but the bad bacteria can cause a strong smell . 4 . Tight Clothing : Wearing very tight pants or underwear can cause your vagina to sweat , which can cause vaginal odor . 5 . Spicy Food : Spicy food can cause a sudden increase in your vaginal discharge , which can cause vaginal odor .
RomanceSex 1st, I Will Marry You by 1stfamous(op): 10:23am On Mar 13, 2017
I WILL MARRY YOU This words Has cause many ladies pains,tears and sorrow. Some cry everyday because of disappointment and betrayed. Men has notice if they promise a woman;I WILL MARRY YOU,she will definitely throw herself to the man,she automatically become serious in the relationship,even giving the man sex just to prove her love and seriousness,Forgetting the word of God“NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE” Many men are not serious and ready to marry you when made this promises to you. Ladies be careful and don't be carry away just because a man promise to marry you. Some men are playing you,they said it just to get sleeping with you. This is a moment to act,even if a man promise you marriage,closed your leg to avoid crying because of disappointment,being use and dumped. Obedient to God words help to reduce pains of breakup,I know what's going through your mind now!If i don't give my man sex he will leave me but thinks what will happened if finally give him all the sex and later get dump. LISTEN God know that all this will be happening to women that why he said“No sex before marriage” God knows better than you,Try keep his words and you'll surely be happy,your right man will surely come and marry you IJN,God don't forsake his people. AGREED. I HOPE YOU GET MY POINTS DROP YOUR COMMENT
Romance" Premarital Sex " Avoid It, It A Trap by 1stfamous(op): 3:57pm On Mar 10, 2017
I will tell you the truth, I am a counselor, I had counsel many on this topic " premarital SEX"
The guy (Ade) not his real name and the girl (Ebun) not her real name, we're friends from childhood, ade was in SS3 when he became closer to Ebun, their closeness grew because Ade parentsand Ebun's parent were friends. one day Ebun met ade when he was coming from church, Ebun told ade to please follow her home, she held ade tightly but because ADE was a christian, he said NO, totally to the advances of EBUN.Ebun's parent were rich, they live in a two story building, even if ade hade followed Ebun home, nobody would had know, when then are having sex at night.
that same night, ade got home and prayed, he had a dream,he saw Ebun and so many people in a witchcraft meeting,they were having a serious discussion.
it goes as follows" The oldest person in the meeting called Ebun out and ask her about Ade, And said to Ebun that she was given so much powers to get Ade, just for sex,so that they can destroy the destiny of Ade, but Ebun failed, Ebun came out to beg the highest witch, that Ade was too powerful,and that he was too hard to get, Ebun was shouted upon, ..in ade's dream he heard when they were shouting on Ebun and at last they collected the work from Ebun,in the dream, ade saw all these in his dream.He also heard what they said they would do to him when he entered the university.Ade woke and prayed.On sunday, after church Ade went straight to Ebun and called him the name they called Ebun at the meeting, he also told Ebun all that Ebun wanted and that Ebun wanted to destroy her destiny be having sex with him (Ade ). do you know what Ebun said boldly to Ade? she told Ade that, " Now that you have known who I am, a d0 u want to do about it? this is a true life story, if you know how t have stop lt...totally
Romance"Premarital Sex" Is It Really Right? by 1stfamous(op): 3:14pm On Mar 10, 2017
Truth be told, is premarital sex right? is it a godly thing? why do people involve themselves in it? what could be the disadvantages? does it have any form of Advantage? ......we all know that God does not support it but why do people continue in it? some said it makes them know more about their spouses, are you supposed to know that much?..... I think we should try and have a level of self control and think twice before doing it.thank you...all

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