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| Bible Cracks. by bigfather(m): 3:27pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ? A. German Shepherds. Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation. Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet. Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord. Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once. Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible? A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep. Q. Which Bible character had no parents? A. Joshua, son of Nun. Q, Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A. Samson. He brought the house down. PS. Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee? Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . . "He-brews" KEEP SMILING!!!!   |
| Re: Bible Cracks. by Gabry(f): 3:30pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
LMAO!  Dada, u too much naaa |
| Re: Bible Cracks. by romsky: 3:33pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
wetin wen u no go attend sunday skul |
| Re: Bible Cracks. by tytylayor: 4:34pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
lmao  |
| Re: Bible Cracks. by just2nice(m): 5:51pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
Lord,forgive me for laughing. |
| Re: Bible Cracks. by dani1luv: 6:01pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
HolyMary!!! |
| Re: Bible Cracks. by sima(f): 8:23pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
 i know, kwl int |
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