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| Yeah Man ! by bigfather(m): 11:44am On Nov 26, 2008 |
A Jamaican driving in his brand new BMW Z8 pulls over to take a leak. A truck speeding down the street crashes into his door just as he's about to come out of his car , sending it flying off the hinges. Enraged, he uses his cell phone to call 911. When the police arrive, he explains what happened " Star, di man jus come lick off de door a mi BIMMER!! Mi car write off to rass!!"  The police,after surveying the scene shakes his head in amazement and says'" You Jamaicans are so materialistic. You are so into the damage of your car door, that you didn't even realize that your hand is still attached to it !!"  The guy fanailly realizing this,looks at his amputated hand and screams,BLOODCAAT @@$#%* mi ROLEX WATCH ! Enjoy your day guys !  |
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