• U dey carry ur girlfriend go club; after u marry her finish u wan stop her frm goin to club. My broda u think say miracle fit happen?

• Ur girlfriend dump u for rich man u say she b gold digger, bt ur sister do d same to anoda perso u giv testimony for Church
say, na grace of God. Bros park well!!

• Your babe get F9 parallel for WAEC, she still dey ask for Brazilian Hair of #150,000 . Abeg where she wan fix am?,
on top that coconut head?

• U have 8 tribal marks, stretch marks scattered all ova ur body yet u still want a tattoo...ah! my friend; u be zebra?!!

• U are 6 feet tall, u still com wear 6 inches high heeled shoe... shey u wan whisper to God?

• U dey snap inside different type of cars yet u expect ur man to believe say u no cheat. .aunty, u be mechanic?

• U gather different gals picture for ur fone & yet u xpect ur gal to believe say u no cheat.. uncle, u be photographer?

• He give u engagement ring for over five years, he never marry u, my dear, u be lord of d rings?

•you dey pay your babe wey dey university school fees and yet u never write JAMB, U be scholarship board?

•U are 18yrs and ur sugar daddy is 70yrs old and u still dey call am BABY, my sister, he suppose be ANCESTOR.

•Your babe is licking ice cream...u're drinking pure water...pls guy Are u diabetic?

•U claim say u eat rice and stew, but u come vomit fufu and egwusi soup. Omo u be magician? .

Bross no b small tin. that last one happen to me way back wen i was in pry 2, I will never 4get that day. if u see d big bowl of eba i vomit for class after i tell teacher say na rice n chicken i chop go school. D aunty won use laff damage her skull aware.

lord of the ring na him funny me pass....lolzzzz

old post.. just brought bk

You say you and your bf have been going out for 6 years now.

Baby... You sure say you never lost?