*Happy Xmas inadvance* *Happy new year inadvance*
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TITLE: MUM WITH FUNNY THING
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A mum was lucky enough to see her three daughters wed in the same year, so she whispered to each of them "After your weddings, text me your first night experience and don't forget to text it in a coded way!" After a week, the first daughter sent
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One Night
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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in, Mother, where do babies come from, The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they

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14 SIGNS TO KNOW THAT YOU
ARE MAD
(1) You apply Perfume cuz u wanna Snap Pics
(2) You wan use fork to drink garri
(3) You wanna climb my facebook wall so you
would see what I'm doing inside
(4) You kneel down becos u wan greet person
for phone
(5) You are above 25 and Davido and Wizkid are
your role model
(6) It took me an hour to compose a message you
come
reply with "k" You are really mad
(7) You carry screw driver go bank because you
wan open new account
(You went 2 bed with a ruler jst 2 knw aw long
u slept
(9) You reduce volume of music player bcoz you
wan read text
message
(10) You Dey Smile bacause Who senior you greet
you.
(11) You made a vow of N1000 in church and you
put N50 in
the offering box
(12) You dey Monitor your bf/gf or husband/
wife
movement''secur ity for life.
(13) You nor get shishi for bank
account you dey sing "Chop my money" instead
of
"Mercies of
the Lord"... Lol
(14) If you read this post and you did not
Like, please
visit a psychiatric hospital for madness
examination...
Lolzzzz merry christmas in advance

So funny.......weldone!!!

Title: Jewish Samurai


There once was a powerful Japanese emperor who needed a new chief samurai. So he sent out a declaration throughout the entire known world that he was searching for

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Title: Three Beer

A man walked into a small Irish pub and ordered three beers. Bartender was surprised, but he served the man three beers. One hour later the man ordered three
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@Shollay20...
Please stop filling this thread with links.
We know you opened it.

vonn:
@Shollay20...
Please stop filling this thread with links.
We know you opened it.

Okay

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they watched the boss leave work early.
One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?
The brunette was thrilled to be home early, she did a little gardening, spent play time with her son, and went to bed early.
The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.
The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss!
Gently she closed the door and crept out of the house.
The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.
“No way!” the blonde exclaimed. "Madam almost caught me yesterday!"

Shollay20:
Title: Conversation between satan and God

Satan:Hahahaha
God; why are you laughin
satan ; am not laughing
God ; then what are u doing?
satan ;am smiling
God ; why smiling
satan : u said this is ur child?
GOD: which one?
Satan ; the one reading this
GOD :of course this is my child
satan : ha since morning your
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am for GOD

Title: Ghanaian Lady
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There was an Ghanaian lady married to a English gentleman who had moved to London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but any how managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day

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Title: Cemetery market
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Akpos, in a drunken state, was staggering home one night and decided to take a short-cut through the cemetery and got shocked to see the place looking like a market with dead people buying and selling.
He ran as fast as he could to a house close to the cemetery and started
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Xmas

A husband got his mother-in-law a cemetery plot for Christmas. It came with a coffin, tomb stone, the works
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On Christmas Day

Three men all die on Christmas Day and arrive at the pearly gates. Peter greets them and tells them that they are all evil men who

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Happy xmas

A little boy wants a bike for Christmas really badly, but the kid is a real bad seed, and he knows it. He writes a letter to Jesus. "Dear Jesus, if I get a bike for Christmas, I'll be good for a whole week." He thinks about it, crosses out what he wrote, and says, "I can't be good for a whole week, I'll be good for five days." He crosses that out and writes, "I'll be good for four days." Then he thinks again and says, "Can't do that." He gets down to one day and says, "I can't even be good for a day." Then in frustration, goes in his mother's room and get the statue of the Virgin Mary, wraps it up in a blanket, puts it in a paper bag, throws it in the closet and says, "Dear Jesus, if I don't get a bike for Christmas, you'll never see your mother again!"

Santa Claus vs Father Xmas
1. Santa comes to you, you go to Father Xmas.
2. Gifts from
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★★Christmas is Really Bad★★

A little boy wants a bike for Christmas really badly, but the kid is a real bad seed, and he knows it. He writes a letter to Jesus. "Dear Jesus, if I get a bike for Christmas, I'll be good for a whole week." He thinks about it, cros
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Title: The Fat Lady
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A man was driving a car and see fat lady on a scooty overtook him. The man shouted

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A thief climbed my fence at the middle of the night and unfortunately jumped into my soak away by mistake because it was dark. The thief died in my soak away. The spirit of the was facing judgment after death and God sent him to Hell. The thief was so happy and was so exited to go to hell. God was wondering what kind of soul is this that he so happy to go to hell so HE(GOD) called him back and asked him why he's so happy to go to hell he said "God I thank you very much oo, you are awesome and kind, I'm happy to go to hell because I've been to a place that's WORST THAN HELL .God asked him where is the place..........to be continued

The thief told God that my soak away is worst than hell...God ignored him and sent him to hell but to Gods and satans surprise they saw the thief jubilating, dancing and happy in hell..So God tested my soak away by removing the devil from Hell and put him in my soak away. The devil shout and was begging God to take him back to hell...God laughed at the devil and told the devil that he's going to be there for all eternity...God gave the thief work to do by extracting the shit from my soak away and pour it into hell....when the thief pour the first bucket the people in hell exclamate and shouting higher than before like nepa took power

The thief told God that my soak away is worst than hell...God ignored him and sent him to hell but to Gods and satans surprise they saw the thief jubilating, dancing and happy in hell..So God tested my soak away by removing the devil from Hell and put him in my soak away. The devil shout and was begging God to take him back to hell...God laughed at the devil and told the devil that he's going to be there for all eternity...God gave the thief work to do by extracting the shit from my soak away and pour it into hell....when the thief pour the first bucket the people in hell exclamate and shouting higher than before like nepa took power.....the end


Joke title.....a place worst than hell

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Ebola chicken........................

CONVERSATION BETWEEN 2014 & 2015!
2015:Hello
2014:Hi
2015:It is me 2015.
2014:What can I do for you?
2015:I have come to remind you about
something.
2014:What is that?
2015:I have come to remind you that your
time is
almost up.
2014:And so At least I still have a lot of
people
that will follow me.
2015:I know.... That's why I have come to
tell you
that this person reading this message
should not
be among them...because He or She is going
to be
great in the year 2015.
2014:There is nothing I can do than to obey
your
order.... Because you are higher than
me....So this
person is free from this year untimely death.
TYPE "AMEN"TO CLAIM THIS.

Title: Tatto Parlor

It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she

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Title: funny school joke

Josey wasn't the best pupil at Sunday school. She often fell asleep and one day while she was sleeping, the teacher asked her a question. "Who is the creator of

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AKPOS FREED
================================Akpos was being discharged from a Mental Hospital after doctors thought he was finally back to normal. He was put in an ambulance to be taken back home. He claimed he knew the house so he led the
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After Xmas
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A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop!
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JOKE OF THE DAY
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A husband asks his wife, "Will you marry after I
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Joke of the day
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There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby
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Joke of the day
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A teenage boy takes a quadriplegic girl on a date to dinner and the movies. At the end of the night out, he drives her back home and they start making out in his
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Joke of the day
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One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of Indians attaked them and knocked them
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