Guyz. . . .Dont let this thread end up like the "Freesyle lounge". . . keep out the disses

F u think wanna battle me,  think twice,  u know yaself,  quick warning!!!

I'm brimming wif prose/ written 4 those/ blistering hoes
who couldnt XL. . .  even if Pun could fit in they clothes
The pictures clear. . . but ill quickly expose/
Ya defeated pose
wif educated punches, like Tyson was fisting at tomes
A win against me's odd, like preaching at popes
cuz I quickly x4-oes/ like hymns with repeated tones

I ball like Nadal quickly arrangin ya casket/
wif these bitches gettin served. . .when I'm raising a racket
Who else b blazin a target/ when theres no way to attack it
shift 9's so fuckin fast. . . they call me 'making a bracket'

Its d makin of madness/ when Chamo wants to be boss. .
so Im bustin his chops/ while fukin his broad
then takin credit 4 his murder. . .  cuz I'm callin d shots!!!!
Im in a major bind/ to always blaze your kind
put me in Delta state. . . yet I wont have a change of mind

Ill still be twice as nice when he's dropping his best
so 3 rounds of battle would leav him fuckin distressed
cuz Ill double-u 3 times. . . without surfing the web!!!!!!

streetwize:

F u think wanna battle me, think twice, u know yaself, quick warning!!!

I'm brimming wif prose/ written 4 those/ blistering hoes
who couldnt XL. . . even if Pun could fit in they clothes
The pictures clear. . . but ill quickly expose/
Ya defeated pose
wif educated punches, like Tyson was fisting at tomes
A win against me's odd, like preaching at popes
cuz I quickly x4-oes/ like hymns with repeated tones

I ball like Nadal quickly arrangin ya casket/
wif these bitches gettin served. . .when I'm raising a racket
Who else b blazin a target/ when theres no way to attack it
shift 9's so fuckin fast. . . they call me 'making a bracket'

Its d makin of madness/ when Chamo wants to be boss. .
so Im bustin his chops/ while fukin his broad
then takin credit 4 his murder. . . cuz I'm callin d shots!!!!
Im in a major bind/ to always blaze your kind
put me in Delta state. . . yet I wont have a change of mind

Ill still be twice as nice when he's dropping his best
so 3 rounds of battle would leav him fuckin distressed
cuz Ill double-u 3 times. . . without surfing the web!!!!!!

Dats was very impressive. u just gat me on ma shit, be rite back wit somethin to throw in here

streetwize:

F u think wanna battle me,  think twice,  u know yaself,  quick warning!!!

I'm brimming wif prose/ written 4 those/ blistering hoes
who couldnt XL. . .  even if Pun could fit in they clothes
The pictures clear. . . but ill quickly expose/
Ya defeated pose
wif educated punches, like Tyson was fisting at tomes
A win against me's odd, like preaching at popes
cuz I quickly x4-oes/ like hymns with repeated tones

I ball like Nadal quickly arrangin ya casket/
wif these bitches gettin served. . .when I'm raising a racket
Who else b blazin a target/ when theres no way to attack it
shift 9's so fuckin fast. . . they call me 'making a bracket'

Its d makin of madness/ when Chamo wants to be boss. .
so Im bustin his chops/ while fukin his broad
then takin credit 4 his murder. . .  cuz I'm callin d shots!!!!
Im in a major bind/ to always blaze your kind
put me in Delta state. . . yet I wont have a change of mind

Ill still be twice as nice when he's dropping his best
so 3 rounds of battle would leav him fuckin distressed
cuz Ill double-u 3 times. . . without surfing the web!!!!!!

I've told Chamo to forget about going against Streetwise. . . . it would take Chamo 10 years of constant practice to equal this verse. . . .

Shift 9's so fast, they call me making a bracket. . . .hehehehehe

Delta state. . . . change of mind. . . . Gunshots!!!!

Ibime:

I've told Chamo to forget about going against Streetwise. . . . it would take Chamo 10 years of constant practice to equal this verse. . . .

Shift 9's so fast, they call me making a bracket. . . .hehehehehe

Delta state. . . . change of mind. . . . Gunshots!!!!

I still don't get the Delta State line.
Is it sumn recent??

eldee:

I still don't get the Delta State line.
Is it sumn recent??

Delta is the mathematical symbol for change. . . . abi you no study calculus for school?

Ibime:

Delta is the mathematical symbol for change. . . . abi you no study calculus for school?

Oh shit . . . I totally forgot about that.

Using the pun with Delta State is as clever as the word goes.
Streetwize never fails to impress.

Ibime:

Delta is the mathematical symbol for change. . . . abi you no study calculus for school?

how can he understand delta when he was an olodo in school.

eldee:

I still don't get the Delta State line.
Is it sumn recent??

no its not sumthin recent, its just that ur brain is way too dull to understand it. subliminal

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN        *gun shot*   *gun shot*

SOMEBODY WANTS TO CRY   VOL 1    



This kid will get stunned fast with a brunt jab, Bleep a gun blast
Ur rhymes are about as tight as ur morbidly obese girl's cunt flaps
Trust it bitch, when I conduct that script, I'll stump u quick
So if u aint got enough guts and the gumption, its best u quit
U're corny n dense cos every punch you present is boring n spent
Your not close to perfect/way off target/ ur lines will never intersect
You cheap slut, u sell yourself so short u are practically hoe'in (owing)
Like a plant, only when I rain(reign) over u, thats when ur actively growing
If STREET thought he was 'WIZE' for facing me/My fist will leave his gums empty
I'd be an amputee and still whoop you and your di.ck riders single-handedly

Ibime:

I've told Chamo to forget about going against Streetwise. . . . it would take Chamo 10 years of constant practice to equal this verse. . . .

Shift 9's so fast, they call me making a bracket. . . .hehehehehe

Delta state. . . . change of mind. . . . Gunshots!!!!

Di.ck riding vote already? 

eldee:

I still don't get the Delta State line.
Is it sumn recent??

Why don't you just set it up?
I'm going Old Trafford tomorrow . . . will be back on Wednesday
So deadline can be weekend.

A lil 12 bars at works: Bleep it i'm gettin rusty at this

I give em Flare Flashes/ hot flows get peeps fired up, if they dare match this
They 'subliminals' are gone (argon) out ma anus so i call em rear (rare) 'gases'
Ma tite cuts give em pen slashes/ n get em sliced from a piece of ma shared classics  
and those "toy stories" aint gettin no buzz till the next light year passes

Even as a Scottish DJ with a clue, u stil couldn't jock this
and if ma hustle came as a front door, dude u stil wont knock it
So Bleep this/ b4 i go nick cannon with ur limbs as ma drumsticks,  
Talk about nine's, ur guns be like two lesbian, they dont 'cock' bitch!

Call me a pandemic outbreak, i get sicker by the minute
dat nigga wit the lyrics to make it quicker, n he means it!
'Earned' ma respect, u dont even wanna know how much the styles' 'worth'
ma delivery expands, though mum had contractions during ma child birth

H.J:

and those "toy stories" aint gettin no buzz till the next light year passes

Classic!!!

chamotex:

This kid will get stunned fast with a brunt jab, Bleep a gun blast
your rhymes are about as tight as your morbidly obese girl's cunt flaps
Trust it bitch, when I conduct that script, I'll stump u quick
So if u aint got enough guts and the gumption, its best u quit
U're corny n dense cos every punch you present is boring n spent

When did you learn to write multis?

Lemme join the party with a quick spits. . .


Lets separate the fact from fiction/ gay, just listen/
You cant slow me down. . . . cos you lack the friction!/
The picture you paint is a sad depiction/
I get p*ssy. . . you get nun. . . like a Catholic mission!/

you flying with haste/ when I arrive in the place/
You ring the alarm. . . by fleeing through the fire escape!/
I stalk prey everyday, and Im lying in wait/
So run for ya deer life.  . . when this[i] lion [/i] awakes/

There’s no time for debate/  Im f*cking ya relations/
I keep ya[i] X[/i] on my Left Hand Side. . . . like subject of equations!!/
I smash n wreck/ You slam the deck/ when my jab connects/
You might be handsome. . . . but you wont pass the acid test!/
What I spit to the voters/ is a critical opus/
I bash ya dome so hard, ya head’ll sink through your shoulders!!/

Ibime:

Classic!!!

Tanks mayte!

Ibime:


I keep ya[i] X[/i] on my Left Hand Side. . . . like subject of equations!!/


I bash ya dome so hard, ya head’ll sink through your shoulders!!/ 

impressive! At least a lil life is gettin in back here.

but chamotex beat ibime in the last tourney , so chamo is automatically berra than ibime who lost to streetwise 10times.

Now dis is what I'm talkin 'bout. . . we bringin dis place back
Hardcore shit H.J. . . classic lines Ibime
and chamo. . . seems like ur feelin lucky huh?. . . aiite we'll see. . . hehehehe

S0me flow i wrote sumwhur else

Lost in thoughts while i drop dis,
wonderin wat propels Mc's wen they drop shit,
some wack,some nice, some worthless,
evryday's some more dumb shit,
yeah its some game,
you must b wonderin why rappers now sound d same,
Not evryone can hold a mic in real life,
n maybe this netcee cant too,
but u wouldnt kno even if u whur in his life or would u?
So Jus f' d whole setup,
n have sum fun,
we all spiders anyway on dis web we surf.

Peace!

You netcees are but mere simulators/
Wanabe gangsters, fake like actors/
Whos better (beta),am the alpha/
Kicking the cipher, none decipher/
Mceeluther, showcasing chilvary tracts/
With ma delivery, the land on distress/
Emergency call, wacks exit the thread/
Cus i spit fire, hot for the thread/
Lyrically am deft like God's son/
am on throne, y'all gotta run/
Cus am ill like an epidemic unseen/
Even great Nastradamus couldn't have seen/
The coming of the saviour, already here/
Like a thief guess why am here/
SA[/b]y lord of rings, r[b]U[/b]n ([b]RON) suck ma d*ck/
only way i loose is to lay ya chick/
Puppet actor like ya character name/
End justifies the trailer, quit the game/
The rest of y'all, WACKER/
Like Taiwan goods, y'all fake RAPPER(s)/

^^^

QUICK DROP
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I rhyme the rawest,
Seeing me is like seein a flyin saucer
I'm so hot, i'll stare at the eye of Medusa
till its bleeping iris waters
Sauron will slaughter MC Luther. . .
With flows deeper than coral beds
Youse a fraud with text
How you gon' get at me with a line J Unit already said?

I blaze hotter than the sun's core
While u need a gay in your bed to water raw
Ma rhymes' so hot it will toast the Earth's crust
Then reduce the fourth planet to burnt crumbs.
Your retirement is past due
The 'body of ya rhymes' is fragile
I'll snipe and rip your sinews apart
With claws sharper than a Jackal's

I'll smack da width off ya silly grin
Leave u 'assed out' like protruding hips 
Ya wack styles got more butt than a big booty [i]b[/i]itch
This [i]c[/i]unt got more mouth than a bloated coochie lipz.
Like Nazi tanks, I'm rockin you
With skills sharper than a piranha's tooth
Spittin crisp chronicles. . .that'll body you
Then make you stink so bad, your own shadows will be dodgin you.

Yous a parasite, though u bite u suck/ u wanna shine boy then work/ cus ya lines are weaker than impotent prick/ gay, u lack tricks for this hiphop dick/ lyrically you're poorer than terry g/ don't f*ck with me, might be ya last gee/ comic ryhmer, afro-hiphop pantaloon/ sauron u be gone so soon/ bragging fool, quit wailing/ cus ma skills got ya dumb ass hailing/ listen, ya punchlines are but voicemail/ even you bite ahh u still fail/ think i don't know ya bitch ass/ ama seal it, so u don't drop shit/ behind these bars ama lock u down/ shut u down, i rock d crown/ smash ya weak temple like incredible hulk/ nigga u suck, u're outta luck/ that's why u turn to net for promo/ fake homo, lucky u i dunno/ would have upper cutted that ya fake nose/ and d fake style u chose/ S= sucker (soccer), A= average wannabe, U= upcoming carieer miss road, R= rubbish humanbeing, O=overrated jonkey, Nnama= (cow to eat)

D battlefield blazin,
Cats attackin wit hatred,
Fists clenchd behind pc's,
Cats cudnt go more cyber even wit a wi fi chip on their big lips,
So i 'X' dis 'blocks' and 'feint a shot',
ball past opponents as i make d spot,
They 'watch' like they in a 'tower',
Well 'awake' but tinkin they in a coma,
F' these witnesses as they all watch,
their talks r but a storm in a teacup.;-)

so Seun now censors the word sh!t . . . .

so many shit in your verses

this is called 44bars with 4

for the record
i can slay all dese emcees in 4 seconds
they keep forwarding bleeped up rhymes to the forefront
they flow for rank but all they get is four points
make me vex and y'all wont be forgiven
spitting wack rhymes on nairaland is now forbidden
to foreclose d issue u have been forwarned
cos i spit 2 ur face yeah i'm straight forward
sick flows i need four wards
i control all d soldiers and the whole fortress,

Damn! This place is slowly getting dry. Needs some grease in here

Anyway the cinema effect.

Too many unwanted roots in the soil, time for some weeding
so high up in the air, they wonder how I’m breathing
the hater’s enthusiasm always makes me think of a big screen
Coz I marvel at his plot thinking he can defeat me
It’s either one of his animated DreamWorks or he’s high on liquor
Some1 better tell dat Sony he paints Columbian pictures
I’m deadly serious/ the bars alone leave deep cuts
Dangerous thug new lines punch with a lot of weight
dangerous territory beware wild animals at stake
Ha! He’s got Fox Searchlight on at the wrong time and place
may God help him if he approaches this Lion’s Gate
Coz it’ll leave him in a worthless state that even hyenas cannot relate

I’m just saying realise we pros with flows so fly
We cannot[i] Touchstone[/i]
And to approach is a crime, capital punishment will be evoked
I know it’s cold but the weather is mine/
You tryna take a fast climb/ overcome my shine/ beta wait in line
Coz its Universal n!&&@ I’m at the Paramount of this time

I agree with mykali on that censoring word stuff, although i don't know who the hek's doing it
I just scrolled up checked a few bars of people (including mine) and it friggin doesn't sound right if you change it.

What the F**k man.
Changing bitch to 'woman i don't like' , shit to poo, ass to 'backside'
What the hek? it's not right man.
You can change comments,,,,, not bars coz it won't flipping rhyme, a real emcee should know that.
If at all you wanna change rhymes put bitch as B**ch or shit to Sh*t etc. Simple as.

J STEEZ(the makadoniks)
wen on da mic, i make em talk till they mouth bleeds
huzla yeah dats me
losser opps dat ll be you
ma flows to yours is a monster yours jst a toddler
ma rhymes makes mo noise than a stormy night thunder
(j steez) yeah am the 8th wonder, when i bring it down its damage in its highest order
i kill em with ma rhymes
16 lines 24 bars i make da melody hit ur spine
i make d ladies do da dutty wine
roll, twine put it on the ground shake ur booty till you break ur spine
cos the makadoniks here to make y'all fell alryt

do these idiots understand the meaning of hiphop?

For once i'l have to agree wit punchlinee

my rap is so confidential,so wen i ride thru d hood, i ride presidential
cos is my resident,am so residential,my flows are essential
my rap is intercontinental,am quiet but nuttin runs in my mind than violence
my magnum will make u silence,i gat the recipe nd liecense
u 4got so quick am d king of d rap and classic,retard,bastard.
i will lay u in a casket,i thing is i will attend ur burial ceremony,but will neva celebrate ur memorials
cos u nuttin but wackness and GOD is my witness.
just like in mathematics am greater than{>},ur fake ass is less than{<}, u not my equal to{=}
and u claim 2 be a boss,fake ass boss,the boss of ur ownself
okay u really mean bugg, cmmon man dats a pest, act on me like a pest, i will spray back like pestcide
wen i wan to commit homicide 4 suciede,i dont wear mask cos its aint hallowen
vcent killing haters in here and also halloring,



cmmon pls if u like my rap kindly just holla me @ 08073157331, thank u nd GOD bless

the line that i used retard,i also used bastard but nairaland censored it,