u claim 2 b rap's best man while cos is d groom|
stil doing ur KILIMANJARO shit while i eva rest(everest)|
u diss me on a TRACK i swear u get runned ova by my TRAIN of words|
like a POPE on DOPE,u r reading quotes frm a most high|
wit love tots,i bring d law of karma to dem karma sutras|
kinda crucial,my xrays of rhymes always go tru ya
leave ur tots unseparated like d siamese twins
i keep balling cos i test dis(testes)
i studied ur RAp-logics,observed ur flow skills
went back 2 my drawing board
developed dis new formula
cos i square all mc, (mc2)
call me lyrical einstein

@Gayfe What took u so long b4 replyin dont tel me u getin tired already,
Niggi u flow like ure pestario clone/it makes me suspicious u control c most of ya lines,ya not evn good at it/cos im on d verge to purge/u said i rap so shy(lol)/only reason why i do dat, is cos i dnt wanna makes u d next suicide victim/cos i flow so millitant i wil leave u missin/messin wit me means u got no value 4ya livin/stepin 2ma shoes u aint fit in/listen i pose d record straight whenever i layd it out/now i understand why ure awarded d A.D.R(african dumbest rapper)ur a rap troll coz ur lines so fugly/while im on more beat than rodney/explodin on u fakers like transformer,no wonder u so gayfe haterume, nigga try and b real i wil be back

Your flows are as DRY as HARMATTAN imma pass you LIP GLOSS so you MAKE UP your mind║
Like i held a BROOM in my hand imma SWEEP you off your feet with my lines║
The words i drop leave you LAUGHING like JOKER . . . DISS(this) ain't no JOKE║
My flow's so BLOODY like the 1st WORLD WAR║
Am the PLAYER of diss game you're so SUBTITUTE║
My game cause more INJURIES than GATTUSO am letting you into all this just so you know ║
See i don't TAKE S.H-IT like you do no wonder your flows STINKS║
You claim to rap(wrap) so good no wonder people call you SANTA cos you wrap GIFTS║
Like i LOGGED OUT from 2go you're so OFF-LINE║
Your rapIQ so low you've got more beat(bits) while am so GIGABYTE║
My flows is gonna RISE-AND-FALL on you like BEACH WAVE and its gonna send you . . . . . .to your early GRAVE║
Raise your IQ a lil beat(bit) and like ARNOLD I'LL BE BACK ║

Someone should flush these wacksters outta here na.

am on top of my game lyk the mike tyson, jordan,jackson/yeah am a boss who the hell is asking /y'all fake rappers shaking lyk dey got parkinson/and am the reason

Watch me as I flow for rank. . .
Like i STOOD on my PLAYSTATION CONSOLE am so on TOP of my GAME║
We ain't entering CARS cos am the BUS (boss)║
Like a USED tomtom you're just WRAPPERS ║
Like TWO DIFFERENT HANDS ,  you all SHAKE║
Like a RESURRECTED LAZARUS am the RISEN (reason) . . .aha!║

NIGGERS U SO DEAD JESUS COULDN'T RAISE U UP
AM ON MA WAY TO THE TOP AND I'LL NEVA STOP
YOU ALL KNOW UR FLOW IS MEAN YEAH IT IS IT'S AVERAGE
DISS ME AND U GONNA FEEL MA RAGE
COS AM A MONSTER LOCKED UP IN THE CAGE
AM SO HUNGRY FOR A BATTLE
AM NOT A SNAKE BUT I RATTLE
U RAPPERS SPIT BUT ALL I HEAR IS STATIC
U ALL KNOW MA FLOW IS MAGIC
AND AM ALWAYS GONNA BE DYNAMIC

Like a POLICEMAN STROLLIN' you are just a WALKING COPS(corpse)║ Like ZOMBIES climbing STAIRS there is no stopping ME imma be at the TOP║
Claim you spit flow all i hear you do is cry W-O-L-F like  F-L-O-W turned upside down║
Am so in-DISS-tructable(indestructable) like WOLVERINE║ Dare me and i'll cause your body more SLASH than ZORRO║
What you all spit are just mere SALIVA . . . my spit so SWEET you sip it like chilled COCACOLA. . . ║
. . . even though its written in VERNACULAR . . . haha║

em em whats your name again,sorry u ar to irrelevant to stay on ma mind
nigga am the sheperd u the cattle,i always woop your behind
bitches give me me heads(herds) cos am d sherperd
nigga your flow is backward lyk u a slowpoke
i dry up your flow like a desert
u might think u a soldier but i'll make u desert
nigga am a monster i eat u up lyk desert
wait no nigga u ain't more than the appetiser
nigga get out of here u belong in a kindergarten choir
bitches say they dont get me i tell them they cant cos am an enigma
am hotter than volcano larva
will devour u faster than a pirranha
i'll always kill u like am a murderer
hold everyone spellbound am a sorcerer
ama star i got  really bright rays
o i just rememberde u ar as lame as your name














em em whats your name again,sorry u ar to irrelevant to stay on ma mind
nigga am the sheperd u the cattle,i always woop your behind
bitches give me me heads(herds) cos am d sherperd
nigga your flow is backward lyk u a slowpoke
i dry up your flow like a desert
u might think u a soldier but i'll make u desert
nigga am a monster i eat u up lyk desert
wait no nigga u ain't more than the appetiser
nigga get out of here u belong in a kindergarten choir
bitches say they dont get me i tell them they cant cos am an enigma
am hotter than volcano larva
will devour u faster than a pirranha
i'll always kill u like am a murderer
hold everyone spellbound am a sorcerer
ama star i got  really bright rays
o i just rememberde u ar as lame as your name

Claim you are overseer of rap ministry yet you're as BLIND as BAT no wonder you can't see my name ║
Like an EDITED KJV, the lord is my shepherd i shall not want , YOU║
Am always one step ahead while you're so BEHIND ME like SATAN║ You got more REVERSE flow than MJ's MOONWALK║
Meaning you have BACKSLIDE in rap like you were TACKLED from BEHIND║
I SEIZE your flow like am your PREFECT ║
Oh i see he says he's a MOANstar (monstar) no wonder your diss only makes bitches HMM more║
You don't belong here lad , spartacus is waiting for you, go start actin' cos diss is not your game║
Don't come close cos i am HOTTER than SQUADRON║
I got more flow SPEED than the new 4G║
Like a rap ACHMED, I'LL KILL YOU in DISS║
You keep watchin' as i DISS-PLAY(display) my AFRICAN MAGIC. . . NO DSTV║
If you've got SKIN, . . . FEEL THE BRIGHTER LIFE cos am STAR, while you are just a clone ║

been awt 4 while. School thangz. 8 asssss am back. Efe i see yhu boss

Yeah u d 4g/i'm d real g/nigga please make sense /and stop acting dense/i got u on ur TOES lyk BALLET DANCERS/u ar ACHMED but i am lyk CANCER/if dis was an audio battle wat dey gonna hear from u is just CHATTER/u are empty so ur words don't MATTER/ma words got WEIGTH,dey are out of dis world ,dey are in SPACE so dey MATTER/nuffin u do touches me cos u ain't real lyk d MATRIX/i got serious game lyk call of duty,u got baby game lyk TETRIX/

Am in tha building,
F.u.ck you slizay, f.u.ck u jae-o, f.u.ck u bargeneral, bleed u mayor m,
Yo mayor m take DISS,
Niqquh did u just called urself a BIATCH?? Yeah u MARTHA (matter),
I spit acidic ish and MAKE IT RAIN on your LIL asss. No carter,
Like slizay stole my wrist watch, dude i've got no time for your bullsh!t,
Ima put my d.i.ck on your head and f.u.ck your thoughts so u come out (c.u.m out) straight with fullsh!t,
Ima give u 2 face. Dawg am in tha building, u cant ENTER THE PLACE,
U spit lame. Like pimples ima take u awta my face,
See aint talkin calender date, Ima TAKE-YOU-OUT,
I throw more punches than TYSON. My punches will MAKE-YOU-SHOUT,
Ima throw diapers into your mouth so u spit droppings then i BREAK-YOUR-MOUTH,
Like NEPA, your CURRENT ish aint FLOWING,
U a punching sack, ima keep BLOWING,
Look i gat the HEART (HAT) of a lion. My punches lives finger print on u. U just aint CAPABLE (CAP-A-BULL),
U are a fool. U aint gat beef lyk a veteran, Dude u aint SUIT-A-BULL (SUITABLE),
I be like kill you with DISS (this) beef so i can MISS-A-FOOL,
My ish send u 6feet beneath tha ground. Now u have to MISS-A-BULL,
Like a cripple, u cant STAND-UP to my level. With tha way i spit, i make u DISABLE (DISS-A-BULL),
Act 2 hot ima unplug u lyk iron. Now my DISS-IS-COOL,
Like u f.u.ck HONDA (UNDER) u're a car hoe (COW), My punches leaves u with no lips. Now no biatch will KISS-THIS-FOOL,
I be like dawg quit flowing. I throw u into d swimmin pool then i FREEZE-THIS-POOL,
I see am RIDING on this gay so hard. Time to give him a BRAKE,
Like bom bom, SLEAK IS BACK,

lil poo i dropped on 2go music room.

I school you to stay on  'course'/cos/when i lecture i get more 'accredits' than a college/
Im 'enchanted' . . . All i do is WIN,Ibime knows im kinda analphabetic/be-CAUSE(curse) the boy can't spell L-O-S-E . . . Get it/
I ain't gat that knowledge/
Im slashing heads with my punches . . . I rap for leisure/
So when i fail to write my rhymes in numerals . . . I d1sf1gur3/
I ain't an Evangelist . . .  i don't outreach to the poor/
Im off the hinges like they damaged my front door/
I spit keyboard . . . Monitor me as i process facts!/
Like  Bolt . . . Best believe Mikuz run the tracks/
Ama crack ya CD . . . Till i break ya RECORD/
Slash ya balls and pour em on a chopping BOARD/
The raps i PRESENT gat toxins . . . That make you shiver/
And when i RENDER these lines . . . I DE-LIVER/
I flow like water escaping a dam(Adam) . . .  when i leave-a-pool(liverpool)!/
I ain't post nursery . . . Nigga Im high school!/
I aint man-lover but my 'tracks' are BENT . . . I put the RECORDS STRAIGHT/
The boy is HIGH . . . He gat ZODIAC lines!/though with no signs/yet i pronounce ya FATE!/
Im mad . . . Yo i 'scratched' my rolex just to 'pass' time!/
Mikuz is never BORING . . . See i can't MINE/

A lil poo im dropping now!!!


Haha . . . The boy is so fly . . . I breath HORROR when i spit . . . Im SKYING/
He is headed for the PLATEAU . . . UPRISING/
I'll 'tire' you here/i swear/
Mykali knows that when i strike . . . I don't 'spare'/
Ya a bad COSMETICIAN . . . Ya can't even MAKE UP ya mind!/
Ya gon' need a goal techs . . . When i put ya 'balls' on the 'line'!/
Im way OFF YOUR LEAGUE . . . You're a no MATCH/
Ya POINTLESS . . . So For you . . . I COUNT ya eggs before they hatch/
Hehe . . . Im like a parasitic plant . . . Im ruthless(rootless)/
I flow to blow out ya whole jaw and leave you toothless/
Boy!! I rock . . . Like a Linkin's Band/
I sweep ya off ya FEET/ . . .cos like God's kingdom . . . Ya de-FEAT is at hand/
Im so underground . . . Only a few know my wicked ways/
Including the devil knows i can leave ya grounded . . . Like tiger airways/
Yo im good to go . . . I make the girls stay happy . . . They call me Always Ultra/
Yes!! . . . I make ya lady go gaga when i utter/
Im a beat ya blue . . . And 'bury'/
ya 'black' Bottom . . . Now u own a blackberry!/
Ya can't be this good . . . Even if we  TRANSFER genes . . . Niggy just DE-CLINE!!!!
Ya poo make no POINT . . . Was that ya SIGNATURE? . . . Jeez! I thinks it's best ya RE-SIGN!!!/
If ya the only one BALLING . . . Im back to OVERTHROW ya . . . Am a leave ya STUCK and  DELAP-idated!!!/
Ya can't keep with time,ya backwards like anti-clockwise . . . Outdated/
Ya aint ma 'level' cos like post-graduates . . . I 'outclass'/
Call me  a Rhyming  Bishop . . . Cos I preside over rap Cathedrals like a Mass!/
Hmm . . . Ya gat a physiological Ed!/ . . . Nigga ya can never come(precipitate) hard/
My flow outta this earth/ . . . And if there's ever i lyrical movie . . . Know that im a get starred!/

It's ph city baby!!A lil poo im dropping now!!!


Haha . . . The boy is so fly . . . I breath HORROR when i spit . . . Im SKYING/
He is headed for the PLATEAU . . . UPRISING/
I'll 'tire' you here/i swear/
Mykali knows that when i strike . . . I don't 'spare'/
Ya a bad COSMETICIAN . . . Ya can't even MAKE UP ya mind!/
Ya gon' need a goal techs . . . When i put ya 'balls' on the 'line'!/
Im way OFF YOUR LEAGUE . . . You're a no MATCH/
Ya POINTLESS . . . So For you . . . I COUNT ya eggs before they hatch/
Hehe . . . Im like a parasitic plant . . . Im ruthless(rootless)/
I flow to blow out ya whole jaw and leave you toothless/
Boy!! I rock . . . Like a Linkin's Band/
I sweep ya off ya FEET/ . . .cos like God's kingdom . . . Ya de-FEAT is at hand/
Im so underground . . . Only a few know my wicked ways/
Including the devil knows i can leave ya grounded . . . Like tiger airways/
Yo im good to go . . . I make the girls stay happy . . . They call me Always Ultra/
Yes!! . . . I make ya lady go gaga when i utter/
Im a beat ya blue . . . And 'bury'/
ya 'black' Bottom . . . Now you own a blackberry!/
Ya can't be this good . . . Even if we  TRANSFER genes . . . Niggy just DE-CLINE!!!!
Ya poo make no POINT . . . Was that ya SIGNATURE? . . . Jeez! I thinks it's best ya RE-SIGN!!!/
If ya the only one BALLING . . . Im back to OVERTHROW ya . . . Am a leave ya STUCK and  DELAP-idated!!!/
Ya can't keep with time,ya backwards like anti-clockwise . . . Outdated/
Ya aint ma 'level' cos like post-graduates . . . I 'outclass'/
Call me  a Rhyming  Bishop . . . Cos I preside over rap Cathedrals like a Mass!/
Hmm . . . Ya gat a physiological Ed!/ . . . Nigga ya can never come(precipitate) hard/
My flow outta this earth/ . . . And if there's ever i lyrical movie . . . Know that im a get starred!/

It's ph city baby!!

U d LION am d HUMAN,guess  dats why i make more sense,i got far better INTELLECT/am on top of my game am a hundred percent/ nigga u ACT without THINKING ar a BULL/u think u ar CAPABLE i just use ma GUN and CAP-A-BULL/ am really happy u ar BACK/u just another nigga  i'll HANG and whose FLOW i'll DRY UP lyk CLOTHES ON A RACK/i hope u don't have dreams  of being on tv and rapping, u should'nt cos everything about u is WACK/after dis everyones gonna write me EULOGYS/and dey gonna be writin your OBITUARY/ cos i drown anyone who disses me wit ma FLOW cos i make WAVES and i've got an OCEAN OF FLOW LYK POSEIDON/and am RARE and NOBLE lyk KRYPTON/ u might think u SUPERMAN but am d KRYPTON/and as God is my witness i don't have any WEAKNESS/am always on OFFENCE neva on DEFFENCE/u ar scared by my PRESCENCE/    Nigga stop talking about riding me i ain't u i ain't no homo/dude u got more BULLSHIT than a RODEO/your rhymes ar STATIC lyk a spoilt RADIO/your diss so OFF KEY lyk a BROKEN PIANO/AM DONE WASTING MY TYM ON SCHOOLING U IN D ART OF DISSIN,ADIEU/ and as God is my witness i don't have any WEAKNESS/am always on OFFENCE neva on DEFFENCE/u ar scared by my PRESCENCE/    Nigga stop talking about riding me i ain't u i ain't no homo/dude u got more BULLSHIT than a RODEO/your rhymes ar STATIC lyk a spoilt RADIO/your diss so OFF KEY lyk a BROKEN PIANO/AM DONE WASTING MY TYM ON SCHOOLING U IN D ART OF DISSIN,ADIEU/ am RARE and NOBLE lyk KRYPTON/ u might think u SUPERMAN but am d KRYPTON/and as God is my witness i don't have any WEAKNESS/am always on OFFENCE neva on DEFFENCE/u ar scared by my PRESCENCE/    Nigga stop talking about riding me i ain't u i ain't no homo/dude u got more BULLSHIT than a RODEO/your rhymes ar STATIC lyk a spoilt RADIO/your diss so OFF KEY lyk a BROKEN PIANO/AM DONE WASTING MY TYM ON SCHOOLING U IN D ART OF DISSIN,ADIEU/ and as God is my witness i don't have any WEAKNESS/am always on OFFENCE neva on DEFFENCE/u ar scared by my PRESCENCE/    Nigga stop talking about riding me i ain't u i ain't no homo/dude u got more BULLSHIT than a RODEO/your rhymes ar STATIC lyk a spoilt RADIO/your diss so OFF KEY lyk a BROKEN PIANO/AM DONE WASTING MY TYM ON SCHOOLING U IN D ART OF DISSIN,ADIEU/

I silence all real G's like lasaGna, get a BIRO plus PAPER and COPY THAT║
My flows got you NODDIN' like AGAMA║
You're so ILL you got CANCER+MALARIA║
If this was a rap course, you'll have so much F's with E's(ease)║
Like a BACHELOR's FRIDGE your flow is EMPTY║
Like JESUS don't TEMPT ME cos my flows got more HEAVY bars than METAL a dose of it is enough to KILL . . . SO LETHAL║
My flow's so hot YOU CAN'T TOUCH diss(THIS) like nail i'll HAMMER you call me a bad MC║
Am so into THE GAME i've got all his ALBUM COLLECTIONS║

sleakid:

Efe i see yhu boss

i see U like my ALPHABET : )

Niggas am so fly//wack rappers think dey better than me they LIVIN A LIE// dey diss me and i tell them RETRY//COS THEIR DISS AIN'T EVEN WORTH A REPLY//

seriously u'll how come nairaland does'nt have an active battle competition we need to organise one

like i JUMPED OUT from a jet, am so FLY | fakers say they are good at diss, listen am so gooder(GULDER) like BEER | wanna have a beef with me? gather more flesh cos you're way too BONY like BONGA FISH |

mayor M:

seriously u'll how come nairaland does'nt have an active battle competition we need to organise one

Yeah right dude. Where the organisers at? Drop your organizers and show face.

him murder (mother) too hot. She burn sun (born son), Sleakid is down 4 what'eva

sleakid:

him murder (mother) too hot. She burn sun (born son), Sleakid is down 4 what'eva

Assh! Mo'gbono feli feli feli.

gee. . .i cant see anybody. why is this place empty??

Canboy Twista in the Hiza (House)
flow sick AKA Mr Fill it
Allow me to fill your mind
but don't blame me if i blow the Mic
cause i get crazy behind the M.I.C
even my mommy used to yell at me
I'm a book title
without subtitle
i never get tempted to go into a battle
but make no mistake i will make you so little
like a fly that just can't get bitten
make you runaway like a headless chicken
i will
turn you into my breakfast, lunch and dinner
and i will eat you breathing
i'm the underdog i blow the words like crazy
flow sick nigga you can't touch me, behind the M.I.C
now don't rank this
instead bank that.

signing offf hala.

Lyk drake i just wanna be so succesful// i wanna reach d sky i want to blow up like a missle//want my life to be cozy i want it to be blissful//don't want to climb d ladder to d top give me an elevator//wanna be fly like an aviator//everwhere i go am leaving d dream //imaging my self on stage,crowds loving me i hear their screams//i plan my life create a blueprint//and try my best to stick to d script//picture myself selling out concert and shows//everywhere i go they all love my flow// and when i drop an album// million dollar deals gonna be d outcome//everyone asking how come//dats d dream i believe i can achieve it//as long as i can think it,dream it//am going to be out of this world cause d sky ain't my limit

Yo! Yo! Yo! DJ5Naira aka EfeEkarume. . .
We so IN the HOUSE like BABIES under RESTRICTIONS║
Like my MOUTH in your BRAIN i'll FEEL(fill) ya MIND , with flows║ When am in the ring niggas punch-lines but I punchMIC(mike) no tyson║
I cause darkness like PHCN i took their SHINE OUT even their bitches give me ALANTA(her lantern). . .ain't dancing with the devil║
I turn all niggas into B.I.T.C-H ASTRONAUTS cos i make them SEE STARS(sisters) with my punches║ Am the SPRING in every summer like i put on a WET BOOT i never run DRY║
Look am the battle itself you just OLD RUSTY like ANCIENT BARTOOL(battle)║
I'll make you SMALLER than an ATOM that you can't even see yourself║
Like ALBERT am so FAT in diss don't come in to my lane cos i'll make you RUN-A-WAY║
I'll place you in the MIDDLE of MYTeETH like the letter e . . . fling you away like TOOTHPICK║
Imma CHEW YOU up like am chewing PRONOUNS║
I take charge of 'em animals like am STANDING on a PITBULL am so ON THA DOGS║
When me behind the MIC people call me EfeEkarumeMIC like am behind the mic , lol║
Am like maggi STAR kept on top of the SUN, . . . can't TOUCH ME |
You might NOT be hearing me out LOUD cos this is just MY WHISPERS║
Like a banker, am SIGNING OUT ║

wtf

I BEEN GONE BOYZ IM BAK SO GET UR ISH TOGETHER BEFORE I START ELIMINATIN U NIGGAS SLEAKID BE SCARED MY GUNS IS POINTIN AT U

Slizay where tha eff have u been. In da hospital i guess. Mo'fuckah

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