Crude:
Aiight aiight Madame

hommie.

Hey guys! Expect the unexpected!

i wanna make it, physically lyrically mentaly
see i mean this sshit, no nigga wants this more than me,
rappers claim top 5,with the wrong tactics i just burn the list
and grow big enough to cover this game like a sports journalist
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i rub these vets wrong, you know I'm head strong,
see me perform, and your head bobs,
I'm the illest you've heard of, pick a pen let's talk,
i do damage, you'll need first aid when i slap you with the red cross
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Ghana show boy, shower cars with the bars,
nobody dey ma level, dem. dey rush to ma class,
dem dey see stars, i go bore then make the killing mass,
i get pissed, and i snap, he'll claim to snap back, and take pictures of my ass
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swallow your foolish pride, take two to tango, gee
i keep flows shallow and witty, they be shocked i can go deep,
when u drop your flows, even some go sleep,
but i make em hit the ground running, like they were caught on a mango tree
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AKEAMINY:
hommie.

Nigga u can drop ur lines here

good to be back.......... upping d usual..

obesemf:
i wanna make it, physically lyrically mentaly
see i mean this sshit, no nigga wants this more than me,
rappers claim top 5,with the wrong tactics i just burn the list
and grow big enough to cover this game like a sports journalist
.
.
.
i rub these vets wrong, you know I'm head strong,
see me perform, and your head bobs,
I'm the illest you've heard of, pick a pen let's talk,
i do damage, you'll need first aid when i slap you with the red cross
.
.
.
Ghana show boy, shower cars with the bars,
nobody dey ma level, dem. dey rush to ma class,
dem dey see stars, i go bore then make the killing mass,
i get pissed, and i snap, he'll claim to snap back, and take pictures of my ass
.
.
.
swallow your foolish pride, take two to tango, gee
i keep flows shallow and witty, they be shocked i can go deep,
when u drop your flows, even some go sleep,
but i make em hit the ground running, like they were caught on a mango tree
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.
.

ur start ws cool

urging to drop shit___it's a running stomach__

sosiqdude:

Nigga u can drop ur lines here

at where?

AKEAMINY:
at where?

Here, flow for rank na...
Do u wonna battle...call someone out for a battle

These Kiddzz Amaze me

A new rap e'ery1 follows, got the pacesetter component/ still expect the wayfarer condolence/
You the dirt, so I come with broom, BAGCO sack, to “pack yo” like “Mayweather opponent!!”/

Who gives a bleep what The Coog or other gays say/ hey J!/
I spotted your 2-syllabic rhymin' first like May Day/

My cells filled with bacteria, worms/ so aint that sick rapper, u made from material firms/
Your recent hypes 'lacks the fuel', that's if I'm to speak 'in Nigeria terms!'/

I land original armies/ but you move towards the geophysicals hardly/
“Feel my muscles”, why I “hold power” like past political parties/

My plan to make the eye of that capo twitch/ ne'er meant to cause 'em callin' this baddo witch/
'twas just a knock to the head but his jaws collapsed with same velocity as Kano Bridge/

We winnin' you Kendrick blacks/ our zeal covers for what our tactics lack/
0 defense, nil midfield, ...but pressin' with Xenophobic attacks/

Users vote without the criteria title/ none cookin' beef any more, the entire cafeteria idle/
I sight no battlers here, bet the so-called "top 12" now "sing on stage" like "Nigeria Idol!!!"/

Enough of the who-is-ill-and-doper saga/ drop the dislikeness and over drama/
What we need here? 100% love, “zero hate” like “Cordoba Barca!”/

dj5naira:
A new rap e'ery1 follows, got the pacesetter component/ still expect the wayfarer condolence/
You the dirt, so I come with broom, BAGCO sack, to “pack yo” like “Mayweather opponent!!”/

~ How does Pacquiano sound like Pack yo..
Despite the amount of years you've spent here, you are still this wack .. ..
8 is not pronounced as 'Hate'.. Yoruba boy with the H factor .... weak and outdated penmanship..

MiSsEd a LoT.......BaTtLe MoDe

bottled aggression. with every man on plate I talk for who ever sign is peace the relationship between a vulture n the cops my astrology is to find jesus before the morn or write jesus to yall before I settle in dust I command respect this written text deserve it but you a son of a bitch your base is queer so your ass ll will yeild salt n water when acid dissolves it run to jesus quick the epiphany is real the four riders from the west the scrollnin their hands reveals this the crucifixion started from within till the mortal man is ghost n the spirit ascend n pac becomes provoked in his grave n grab the mic n spoke to express is utmost distaste for yall emcees n blokes I ll raise every great master from their abode every great rapper kanye kendrick n cole then allign a army of hope for this generation weakened n desperate for a soul desperate to know what exactly the future holds they will name me a hero next to nakamuras home but my shelter is a haunted house beneath my skins n bones so after I deliver my people I my self is left to face survivors gift n the ghost of jack questions titanic for making his journey swift he passed to glory quick on a 4G wing before he could hug his queen so this is a mental note so yall meant to know the writer was bored so he parlayed with the ghost of jack to help scribble a prose #fades

siddoggg:
MiSsEd a LoT.......BaTtLe MoDe

~ Pick a date and let's rumble... no much talk or time wasting....just straight into the ring to fight ..

Darkrebel666:


~ Pick a date and let's rumble... no much talk or time wasting....just straight into the ring to fight ..

hOw N wHeN Do u wAnT iT?

siddoggg:

hOw N wHeN Do u wAnT iT?

~ Let's drop next week Friday. 24 lines is okay. You cool with that?

Darkrebel666:


~ Let's drop next week Friday. 24 lines is okay.
You cool with that?

Aii....wOuLd'Ve LoVeD 2 sPaR eMaPriNcE B4 tHEn ...LeT HiM rEpLy FiRsT

siddoggg:


Aii....wOuLd'Ve LoVeD 2 sPaR eMaPriNcE B4 tHEn ...LeT HiM rEpLy FiRsT

~ Okay

Call out to _fuckyouhard!

I'm a lyrical killer going on a murder spree/
just to get a battle with you i could drop a thousand bomber-frees/
i'm gonna _fuckyouhard i dont need me a rubber please/
i'd rather brag in bars unlike 'em other talkatives/
i see you wanna put me in my place....nigga thats above you/
with your thoughts mis-placed, thinkin you're fly but you gon crash like bellview/
https://www.nairaland.com/189393/favourite-rap-lines-nigerian-rappers/2

Korlinx:
[b]Ayo, El frenzy turn me on the Radar/i spit with goldmic, Gawd's death ona silver of platter/cos i'll make his family shed tears when i present Gawd's bladder/ to his father/on a trade-by-barter/to Bleep his mother!/4give me Tha Prophesy for being a bad Brother|||
Am Chelsea's 'Eden Michael', i come with 'Hazard'/to dribble this bastard/no fowl play when i kick his balls outa its sack to leave the gay flattered!/and this retard/cant punch hard/even if he gets a gets a gun triggered||
Ayo, Gawd ur mum is shortgun, one cock(cork) and she blows/with those dirty beard of ur dad that smells like vaginal flows/he still cant make fame like Rick Ross||
ayo, if wishes were "horses", ur mum would 'ride on mine'/cos she loves the taste of ma cums like a table wine!/bt not until she shaves her bushy pussy hairs that pricks like Poccupine!!!||||
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Gawd's ears so big, when he stands on mantle, they look like trophy handles/he prolly gon lose em in this catastrophic battle!/
an eye for an eye n a tooth for a tooth/Bleep that law! am taking his life 4 not being cute/when i tie this goat/on the throat/n put him through the garotte|||
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Yeah, with ma poetic diploma/ I'ma write Gawd's odyssey like am 'Homer'/then make the fool slip into something more comfortable...like a coma/....
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After sex with a broken CD, his mama thought d bastard was an immaculate conception/until she saw the little ape face-to-face then she lost her visual perception/n as For those who never forget a face... you are an exception/.
he's a homo-erectus, his dick stiffens when he faces_the_gents/he gon be ashamed 4 these disgraces_i_sent/
he has signs on both ears saying "Space for Rent"/bt when i insert 'Love Machine' to Bleep his senses, he'll prolly scream my "life for rent"|||....
.And if he trys to act Gay?Then i'll be landing a Scorching whip/without warning blip/on his fuckin Dick/when he'll be touching zip/
If stupidity hurt, this gay gon go through life on a morphine drip!!!||
i murdered this gay n he came back a zombie/even with rap as his hobby/he'll stil get dumped like humpty dumpty/
Niqqar u're so stupid, u put 'lipstick' on her forehead just to 'makeup ur mind
'/Everythng bout chu so stupid! U fuckedup mankind!!/
ur mum a gold digger/ur dad a drinker/u're the reason God created the middle finger!/
Gawd is a just an illiterate/Stupidity is his daily bread/
Gawd u wana stop being ugly? Take a twin blade/ Cut off yo fucken head!!!|||
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Bitch![/b]
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BUSTED?

lol

new here new here

Limerick:
lol

let's battle?

*likets my addiction/ I keep adding like wen u abbriviate addition/ this
niggas jus entertain what they spit is fiction/

*Like an impotent man,dis niggas come quick like is monday/if hiphop is
dead,im like jesus on the 3rd Day/

*Rappers now claiming sick,even the once wit head ache/volcanoe eruption
flow,i'm causing earthquake/ banging on everybeat,u should call that
sextape/


*Olumba man no suppose find mechanic/i keep my class high,i dnt need to
panic/


*all this other niggas do is jus impersination/
If hiphop is dead,then im the re-incanation/cus all u niggas doing is jus libel deffermation/



*i dont lose,the only time i draw is wen am on pool/tobacool flow i might make ur liverpool/

*i flow so medicinal,i make ur Pro cold(procold)/am to high like kcee,ama make u go so low(solo)/

obesemf:
let's battle?

you drink cassava?

Limerick:
you drink cassava?

you bath in toilet?

obesemf:

you bath in toilet?

lol you knw I ain't in no battle form ryy now

Limerick:
lol you knw I ain't in no battle form ryy now

didn't know. My bad

desmondDessi:


Guy you are too good.

Thank you bro....we all have strength.


Stucked in the thoughts of Jesus wept ....what an enigma?
My ideology aint got a signal to Christains is a stigma
Am trying to make verse the bible never completed
Intellectually speaking why the revised editions repeated
Jose Mujica was atheist his reign spreads loudly
Uruguayans honored the noble...celebrated proudly
Goodluck just a name not adding values to mankind
Criminals in pursuit PDP holding company was just blind
Have seen further small minds talk about people
Kids watch and learn ...in the simple truth we need a steeple
Our strength is feeble we mined by a nation
In civil age of riches we blame british for creation
gods are starved...false priests wasting our living
My words are breathing.. who praise the orphans in thanksgiving?
I hear em say religion is meant to serve love
Do we wait for spring to walk in calmness of dove
We'hv conceded defeat too long pray not going cripple
Trekking now official that silly act washing our dimple
Am skillful with rhyme conscious with the verb
I curb the lyrics of light root my people with the herb
Politicians n business goons fears media the most
Make a toast to their blind speeches written by ghost
The proactive men gaze the sun for wisdom and change
Ain't talking witches with brooms trying to arrange
The odds be in our favour 4years we running again
We will recite our pains and sufferings if he turns out Cain

I mean to confuse u wit ma sophisticated flows/ see me living life so lucrative cuz I got d dough/ come see as she bounces up & down while sitting on ma pole/ be awestruck as u witness the mighty cum of gold/ I say them words so u know
So many ppl tryna beat me and dey end up being me/ Tryna see me 4rm diff angles d real me/
They pretend like day yawning stretch their arm all they want is to reach me/ so they can feel me

Urmm lil freestyle tho...
Niqqer this ain't Barcelona buh shids bout to get MESSY(messi)/ some of y'all think am new like JERSEY(new Jersey)/ buh I've battled along side Thor the greatest TEXTEE/

FCK Spielberg I drop "JAWS' like I got the movie cancelled/ niqqer m past 2(tools) I just smoke TREES (3's)/ till my eyes turn JAPANESE/ coming with an army against ME?(MI) a Chinese EMPEROR/ niqqer you'll get burnt ask NERO/

Yhu packing heat? Lmfao niqqer yhu live in a SNOW GLOBE/ fcking SLOW NOOB/ you'll be losing head like yhu gat deprived of a Mouth Action/ damn OH DUCK/ flying bullets gonna penetrate thru ya OLD SKULL!