CAN THIS EVER
HAPPEN
GIRL: Hi handsome.
BOY: Mcheeew (rolling
his eyes)
GIRL: C’mon I mean no
harm dude. Just spare
me a
few minutes of your
time.
BOY: say what you
have to and leave
immediately.
GIRL: okay I have been
watching you pass
here
everyday and i feel
attracted to you.
BOY: only that?
GIRL: I think you are
hydrogen cause
whenever
I see
you my heart beats
with a pop sound.
BOY: (blushing) aaaww
stop the flattery.
GIRL: I’m damn serious.
Can’t you see that
am
not
sobber and am
staggering? That simply
proves
that
am drunk in love with
you.
BOY: (smiling) go
straight to The point,
can’t
you see
am busy? (drawing
patterns on The ground
using his
feet)
GIRL: wow your smile is
like Al Quaeda
terrorists
cause it has just
captured The territory of
my
heart.
Please give me a chance
to invest in your
heart
business and you will
see The profits through
my
love for you.
BOY: You girls are just
the same. You Just
want
to
use me then dump me
heartlessly.
GIRL: OMG! Dats so
inhuman. I want to
show
you
true love that can never
even be witnessed in
the
Soap Operas.
BOY: Kkk let me think
about it then I will reply
you
later.
GIRL: Okay handsome,
take as much time as
you
want. Whatever your
decision is, I will
respect it
but
please say Yes.
QUESTION: Will there
ever be a beautiful time
like
this? where girls will do
the ‘toasting’ and we
The
boys do the ‘blushing’
or is it just wishful
dreaming

if dts wat u xpect den u ar joking, hw wld a girl woo or toast a guy? i dnt beliv it hs or cn eva apen in naija.

kaybiel2u:
if dts wat u xpect den u ar joking, hw wld a girl woo or toast a guy? i dnt beliv it hs or cn eva apen in naija.

Yeah, I guess it's the tradition. But sometimes, I feel like saying it when I have a crush on someone, 'cause they don't seem to care about me and the guys I don't like are the ones chasing me around.. Such is life.

@OP,u re beginning to sound like a single and searching deeper life woman in her late 30s... are u still single sha?

demix007:
@OP,u re beginning to sound like a single and searching deeper life woman in her late 30s... are u still single sha?

of course, I'm still single, but I'm not searching either..

CuteEmma:
of course, I'm still single, but I'm not searching either..

if truly u ar nt searchin wat brings abt dz post? u quote me dt guys u dnt like chase u, bt d ones u av crush on cn turn u cheap wen u make first move.