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Who Is A Liar, He Or She? by smartslim: 4:55pm On Nov 26, 2008
Friendship between women: A woman doesn’t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house.
The husband calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.

Friendship between men: A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The wife calls her husband's 10 best men friends. Eight of them confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he was still there.
Re: Who Is A Liar, He Or She? by tytylayor: 5:04pm On Nov 26, 2008
me tongue
Re: Who Is A Liar, He Or She? by abdurrazaq(m): 5:09pm On Nov 26, 2008
husband of course angry
Re: Who Is A Liar, He Or She? by smartslim: 5:13pm On Nov 26, 2008
@ tytylayor

Are you sure?
Re: Who Is A Liar, He Or She? by romsky: 5:48pm On Nov 26, 2008
loyal friends r hard 2 find
Re: Who Is A Liar, He Or She? by dani1luv: 5:53pm On Nov 26, 2008
me it is liar tongue
Re: Who Is A Liar, He Or She? by tosinadeda: 7:14pm On Nov 26, 2008
na both jare grin
Re: Who Is A Liar, He Or She? by tysante(m): 7:26pm On Nov 26, 2008
@ tosinadeda
u sure say na both,
me believe say na d guy cus person still testify.
d girl i dey sure say na God see am say na lie
Re: Who Is A Liar, He Or She? by tosinadeda: 7:33pm On Nov 26, 2008
prob the woman is a lesbian then grin
if she slept in a girl friends house and its not any of her best friend's grin
Re: Who Is A Liar, He Or She? by smartslim: 8:11pm On Nov 26, 2008
Guys to be serious, from this you will know that men are not better liars, than women
Re: Who Is A Liar, He Or She? by krama(m): 8:46pm On Nov 26, 2008
Not bad. . . grin
Re: Who Is A Liar, He Or She? by skipo87(m): 9:47pm On Nov 26, 2008
we all is lair
Re: Who Is A Liar, He Or She? by bydot1(m): 10:41pm On Nov 26, 2008
undecided
Re: Who Is A Liar, He Or She? by tosinadeda: 11:34pm On Nov 26, 2008
skipo87:

we all is lair

grin
Re: Who Is A Liar, He Or She? by krama(m): 9:36am On Nov 27, 2008
skipo87:

we all is lair

I dodge. . . grin
Re: Who Is A Liar, He Or She? by clemcykul(f): 11:56am On Nov 27, 2008
see bullet!
Re: Who Is A Liar, He Or She? by eslynera(f): 3:34pm On Nov 27, 2008
bad husband grin
Re: Who Is A Liar, He Or She? by skipo87(m): 5:23pm On Nov 27, 2008
U can't fit to dodge my bullet. Cos is no bullet, is nuclear bomb biological weapon.
Re: Who Is A Liar, He Or She? by sholabanke(m): 5:45pm On Nov 27, 2008
@ poster
man no dey expose each other
u get better protection fron ur pal
Re: Who Is A Liar, He Or She? by sima(f): 8:26am On Nov 28, 2008
@poster
ur penis is d liar, amo lipsrsealed till it shrinks tongue
i swear. . dat wasnt sima dat typed embarassed
Re: Who Is A Liar, He Or She? by skipo87(m): 8:46am On Nov 28, 2008
sima:

i swear. . that wasnt sima that typed embarassed
work of the evil twin
Re: Who Is A Liar, He Or She? by sima(f): 8:49am On Nov 28, 2008
awww. . how can a man guess so correctly like dis cheesy
u must be special. . wink
Re: Who Is A Liar, He Or She? by cbase: 7:51pm On Apr 29, 2009
clemcykul:

see bullet!


U no know na me be Neo 4 matrix undecided

@smartslim
I-B-B grin, how u dey my man?
Re: Who Is A Liar, He Or She? by smartslim: 12:52am On Apr 30, 2009
IBB, Me Cool, U Nko?
Re: Who Is A Liar, He Or She? by cbase: 7:48am On Apr 30, 2009
i dey my man, who is a liar, You or she? grin
Re: Who Is A Liar, He Or She? by romsky: 8:17am On Apr 30, 2009
basement & slim shocked
Re: Who Is A Liar, He Or She? by cbase: 8:39am On Apr 30, 2009
Pomade! Pomade!!
how many times i call you?
Re: Who Is A Liar, He Or She? by sylve11: 9:43am On Apr 30, 2009
but that's not his name na cool
Re: Who Is A Liar, He Or She? by cbase: 11:18am On Apr 30, 2009
Remind Me grin
Re: Who Is A Liar, He Or She? by Lolabbey: 11:22am On Apr 30, 2009
u gat such a short memory
Re: Who Is A Liar, He Or She? by romsky: 11:22am On Apr 30, 2009
na 0.001mb
Re: Who Is A Liar, He Or She? by tufe(m): 11:25am On Apr 30, 2009
@post

cool

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