I was at a very rich friend's house, the maid
approached me and,

Question: what would you like to have, fruit juice,
soda, tea, chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino or
coffee?

Answer: Tea please.

Question: ceylon tea, indian tea, herbal tea, bush
tea, honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?

Answer: ceylon tea please

Question: how would you like it, black or white?

Answer: white

Question: milk or fresh cream?

Answer: with milk

Question: goat's milk or cow's milk?

Answer; with cow's milk please

Question: freezeland cow or afrikaner cow?

Answer: umm, think I'll just take it black

Question: would you like it with sweetner, sugar or
honey?

Answer: with sugar

Question: beet sugar or cane sugar?

Answer: cane sugar

Question: white, brown or yellow sugar?

Answer: forget about the tea, just give me a glass of
water instead

Question: mineral water, tap water or distilled water?

Answer: mineral water

Question: flavoured or non-flavoured?

Answer: I think I'll just die of thirst.


"The beauty of life does not depend on how happy you
are, but on how
happy others can be because of you."

that's funny

I knew you were joking. You don't have to stop going to the rich man's house.
This is how to do. If she /he whoever the maid is, asks you what you want, you ask her what they have or what she has to offer. If she tells you, you then ask her which one is the best, if she says the best you go with that. If she smiles and doesn't know then ask her to get you the one her boss likes.

Ask her to give u da best she got

to continue,

would like to die of thirst today, tommorow, inside, outside.