The pentagon recently found it had too many
generals and offered an early retirement bonus.
They promised any general who retired straight
away, his full annually benefits PLUS $10,000.00
for every inch measured in a straight line along
the retiring general's body between two points
he chose. (Something Congress came up with!) The
first general accepted. He asked the pension man
to measure from the top of his head to the tip of
his toes. 6 feet. He walked out with a check of
$720,000.00.

The second general asked them to measure from the
tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. 8 feet
He walked out with a check for $960,000.00.

Meantime, the first general had tipped off the
third. When he was asked where to measure, he
told the pension man. "From the tip of my penis
to my balls." The pension man said that would be
fine, but he'd better get the Medical Officer to
do the measuring. The Medical Officer attended
and asked the general to drop 'em. He did. The
Medical Officer placed the tape on the tip of
the general's penis and began to work back. "My
God!" he said. "Where are your balls?"

The general replied, "In Vietnam."

lol

@ poster
explain yourself

Laugh my clean ass off

Again, Laugh my clean ass off
@sholabanke, the general has got no balls so the measurement would be endless. To infinity and beyond

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