1. General muhamadu.pe Buhari aka the washer man.
If ever your dog, or your pet baboon ever get “infidelously” dirty don’t wash with soap and water, take it to this man, he washes by soaking them in blood and they come out clean, he is very good at it.
Apart from washing dogs and baboons he is also good at brainwashing, brainwashing gullible people into thinking that he is incorrigible, while this same fellow served under abacha and funds were reported missing under his watch.
But no matter how good he seems to appear in the laundry/washer man business he cant wash off the blood on his hands from the human right abuses when he was MILITARY DICTATOR and also his sympathy towards his protégé, the commander in chief of Islamic forces, he once proclaimed that these guys are not terrorists and deserve pardon while likening them to ND militants, he also accused the FG of genocide when his army of butchers were being killed, but turns and ridicules the president if they relax their grip.
This man apart from being a good washerman is also a goo cleanser/fumigator, his ethnic/religious cleansing is legendary, he once proclaimed that sharia law is God sent and it is his duty and vision to make sure it is practised in the whole of Nigeria.


2. Lie mohamMAD. Aka linus software

this man is programmed to lie.

If this guys say goodmorning, check the position of the sun, if he tells you his name is lai, check the newpapers for change of name......the summary is that this man cant tell the truth to save his life, he cant even lie straight in bed.
He bandies unconfirmed statements all the time and twists facts to suit him and his party of aggrieved fellows. He cries sour grapes over things he cant get and has a limited grasp of reality, he lives in his self built utopian world.

3. Rot(tweiler)timi amaechi aka the loony gangster.
This guy embezzles rivers dry while attacking the president on personal terms and careful cleaning the a55 of northern blokes with his tongue.
If your choosing a party is ideological and not to settle cheap scores, thats ok but changing parties just to get back at some enemies at the same time chasing wild vice presidential goose is just foolish.


4. KwankwaARSEHOLE aka the mole.
This guy has been sympathetic to APC all along while pretending he is a member of PDP, openly discrediting and criticising his party destructively. He made a grand show to driving to work while planting cameramen on every turn to take a pic of him in his bomb proof car, he considers himself progressive but switches from majority to minority and still wants to retain the seat....talk of double standards.


5. CockROACHES ocrookOCHA...aka the dyck riding political pr0st1tvte.
This guy jumps from party to party faster than a h00k3r changes clients, it shows he has no ideology and is only interested solely in power, like all power drunk fellows, hitler included, he fancies himself a good orator which spewing garbage filled slogans all the while.
If he gives a beggar #50 he makes sure to capture it on camera while hugging the beggar and smiling to the world.


6. Emperor shekau no nickname[/b]
He is the leader of the holy army of APC, actually a certain retired general is the number one leader, being the field marshal, but shekau, is the visible director of operations, no need to advertise his deeds on this thread that is not my intention.

7. [b]Kashyode fayemi aka the silent kokoro that is eating the efo.
This guy has a silent mien, unknown to many he is feeding fat and steady looting the state funds, it was recently discovered that ekiti state account doesn’t have two pennies to rub together after he left office, his dress sense is an insult to awolowo, he hides under this guise to do damage.


8. RaFOOL aregberascal aka nation of islam gladiator.
This guy doesn’t have any personal ambition apart from championing the cause, religious or otherwise of his northern masters.
He is a confirmed religious bigot, his public school misadventure need not be retold here.


9. Atiku aka the CUSTOMised sleaze bag
What beats walking around in expensive items.....its using customised items, this dude was a former CUSTOMS officer who embezzled funds while serving, he later became a VICE to the country when he was vice president, embezzling huge sums and engaging the president in a show of shame.
Now he wants to be president, but what happens when you cant be president?...you became a vice, and engage in mud slinging to discredit those at the top.


10. Midget hell rufai aka short man devil [b][/b]
You expect elders to act a certain way, buy when they consistently act like coke addicts........something has to be done, when they start spewing jargons and accusing people blindly, then its time to lock them up, i expect the midget to be undergoing treatment for his psychosis by now.
This guy comes up with absurd theories of how the north is dying, how the president is evil, how Nigeria will fall.......scary unfounded stories....really am scared for his health and state of mind.

u have said it all...

Hehe

The pain is understandable.

Keep insulting APC as you wish..you are only making us popular...

U forgot Tinubu.

rigarmortis:
1. General muhamadu.pe Buhari aka the washer man.
If ever your dog, or your pet baboon ever get “infidelously” dirty don’t wash with soap and water, take it to this man, he washes by soaking them in blood and they come out clean, he is very good at it.
Apart from washing dogs and baboons he is also good at brainwashing, brainwashing gullible people into thinking that he is incorrigible, while this same fellow served under abacha and funds were reported missing under his watch.
But no matter how good he seems to appear in the laundry/washer man business he cant wash off the blood on his hands from the human right abuses when he was MILITARY DICTATOR and also his sympathy towards his protégé, the commander in chief of Islamic forces, he once proclaimed that these guys are not terrorists and deserve pardon while likening them to ND militants, he also accused the FG of genocide when his army of butchers were being killed, but turns and ridicules the president if they relax their grip.
This man apart from being a good washerman is also a goo cleanser/fumigator, his ethnic/religious cleansing is legendary, he once proclaimed that sharia law is God sent and it is his duty and vision to make sure it is practised in the whole of Nigeria.


2. Lie mohamMAD. Aka linus software

this man is programmed to lie.

If this guys say goodmorning, check the position of the sun, if he tells you his name is lai, check the newpapers for change of name......the summary is that this man cant tell the truth to save his life, he cant even lie straight in bed.
He bandies unconfirmed statements all the time and twists facts to suit him and his party of aggrieved fellows. He cries sour grapes over things he cant get and has a limited grasp of reality, he lives in his self built utopian world.

3. Rot(tweiler)timi amaechi aka the loony gangster.
This guy embezzles rivers dry while attacking the president on personal terms and careful cleaning the a55 of northern blokes with his tongue.
If your choosing a party is ideological and not to settle cheap scores, thats ok but changing parties just to get back at some enemies at the same time chasing wild vice presidential goose is just foolish.


4. KwankwaARSEHOLE aka the mole.
This guy has been sympathetic to APC all along while pretending he is a member of PDP, openly discrediting and criticising his party destructively. He made a grand show to driving to work while planting cameramen on every turn to take a pic of him in his bomb proof car, he considers himself progressive but switches from majority to minority and still wants to retain the seat....talk of double standards.


5. CockROACHES ocrookOCHA...aka the dyck riding political pr0st1tvte.
This guy jumps from party to party faster than a h00k3r changes clients, it shows he has no ideology and is only interested solely in power, like all power drunk fellows, hitler included, he fancies himself a good orator which spewing garbage filled slogans all the while.
If he gives a beggar #50 he makes sure to capture it on camera while hugging the beggar and smiling to the world.


6. Emperor shekau no nickname[/b]
He is the leader of the holy army of APC, actually a certain retired general is the number one leader, being the field marshal, but shekau, is the visible director of operations, no need to advertise his deeds on this thread that is not my intention.

7. [b]Kashyode fayemi aka the silent kokoro that is eating the efo.
This guy has a silent mien, unknown to many he is feeding fat and steady looting the state funds, it was recently discovered that ekiti state account doesn’t have two pennies to rub together after he left office, his dress sense is an insult to awolowo, he hides under this guise to do damage.


8. RaFOOL aregberascal aka nation of islam gladiator.
This guy doesn’t have any personal ambition apart from championing the cause, religious or otherwise of his northern masters.
He is a confirmed religious bigot, his public school misadventure need not be retold here.


9. Atiku aka the CUSTOMised sleaze bag
What beats walking around in expensive items.....its using customised items, this dude was a former CUSTOMS officer who embezzled funds while serving, he later became a VICE to the country when he was vice president, embezzling huge sums and engaging the president in a show of shame.
Now he wants to be president, but what happens when you cant be president?...you became a vice, and engage in mud slinging to discredit those at the top.


10. Midget hell rufai aka short man devil [b][/b]
You expect elders to act a certain way, buy when they consistently act like coke addicts........something has to be done, when they start spewing jargons and accusing people blindly, then its time to lock them up, i expect the midget to be undergoing treatment for his psychosis by now.
This guy comes up with absurd theories of how the north is dying, how the president is evil, how Nigeria will fall.......scary unfounded stories....really am scared for his health and state of mind.

Is this how u insult ur parents

Respect thy father and mother (Elders) so thy days might be long.

Word for u my friend.

BiHung:
Keep insulting APC as you wish..you are only making us popular...

anini is popular

Osama bin laden is popular

shina Rambo is popular

hitler is popular

buhari is popular

ted bundy is popular

figure out the rest

mynaija123:



Is this how u insult ur parents

Respect thy father and mother (Elders) so thy days might be long.

Word for u my friend.

what nonsense?....elders??

my parents are hardworkers, they didn't steal their way up, or malign other people and wear a pious cloak, they didn't shed innocent blood, so they deserve respect from me......and YOU!

shekau might be older than you, you know?...from the looks, that dude is forty something.....you respect him right?

tafa balogun is an elder, but I wont stop me from slapping him for enriching himself to the tune of 19bn to the chagrin of the masses in general and police in particular...let me tell you something.

respect is what African elders use to cow African youths into ignoring their lapses, in other climes...its not free, its earned

Akanbiedu:
The pain is understandable.

you mean the pain of buharis dyke ravaging your facehole?

ProfessorPeter:
U forgot Tinubu.

I heard the guy is sick currently so I let him pass