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Re: Most Hilarious Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by SenatorJames(m): 8:01am On Nov 29, 2014
Tittle: SENTIMENTAL COMPILATION OF POLITICIAN'S QUOTES, BY ENGLISHMART
englishmart:
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"You press men, you always say there are no
minerals in Kano. We have Coca-Cola, Fanta, Mirinda
and the newly invented Sprite." - Barkin Zuwo

"Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram and
invest in Nigeria." - GEJ

"I will water your school and fire your school." -Orji Uzoh Kalu

"Nigerians, don't panic. Terrorist attack is
everywhere ... maybe it is our turn." - GEJ

"I founded this school for the masses and the school
fees is 850,000 naira." - Atiku Abubakar

"Until I see someone eating out of the gutters
before I believe there is poverty in Nigeria." - Umaru Dikko

"Telephone is not meant for the poor. " - David
Mark

"The worth of a child born and bred in Nigeria
cannot be compared to that in the United States."-
Yakubu Gowon

"School is not meant for the poor, only for the
rich." - Ikedi Ohakim

"At 50, Britain is still battling with King Arthur and the knights of the round table so Nigeria is not doing
too badly." - Diezeani Allison- Madueke

"Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria." - Olusegun Obasanjo

"The corp members where destined to die, nobody can run away from destiny." - Mallam Isa Yaguda, Governor, Bauchi State

"On behalf of 20 million naira, I'll donate my
family" - Dame Patience Jonathan

"We, the PDP did not win this election, I have gone to church to confess, I gave them money and they called the result." - Chris Uba

"I want to commend the doctors and nurses for responding to treatment." - Dame Patience Jonathan
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