Lol...that MizMyColi part tho.

You forgot to add the 'Modifiers'..these once and comment and forgets bout it,. Buh imediately the thread makes FP.,

u'd see comments like this

*Modified*

Yaay, i made fp..God bless seun for making it possible.


Land owners. These ones can buy three plots of land on FP alone,.

Later they'd start seliing it,.why some would pass it on to their grandchildren.

I'm a representative of french members of Nairaland committee

Not for sale - beware of 419

Hahahahahaahaha lwkmd Kachisbarbie you no go kill me wit laf oooooo... Make I help you spice up the thread.. I dey come

Kachisbarbie I don land



13. The self acclaimed Workers
The ones who are roaming down the street but act like someone working in shell or chevron.. They will refer to you as being jobless just for the whole Nairalanders to see even if it's obvious dey are also striving for 1 square meal a day ( funny enough dis people don't have profile pix)

14. The Ones Who Crave For LIKES As If Their Life Depends On It
These are the set of people who will giver further explain than the OP in order to get more likes


15. Street Fighters
The street fighters are mostly known for causing violence, you see them fighting with both dudes and ladies especially when other people's views is different from theirs


16. Those Who School In France
The ones who don't even know what outside the country looks like but you will see them talking as if dey have been to foreign countries.. Funny enough, some of dem have neva even been to an airport


17. The ones who display inflated ego mentality

The one who have never created a thread cos dey have nothing to offer to the world but will prove to Nairalanders that dey are far better than them

18. Frustrated Front Pagers
The ones who are frustrated because dey have created so many thread either unworthy or worthy but couldn't hit FP, only for them to come into your thread and derail it when your underrated thread hits FP

19. The matured Ones
The are the self acclaimed matured ones who are quick to tell you to grow up each time you create a thread or comment

20. Lie Detectors
The ones who will open your thread and read it meticulously, only for them to pick hole and start referring to you as a liar

21. The Lions
The ones whose comments come like the rattle of a gun. Many at times, their comments comes like that of boko Haram.. E.g Seun (no ban me ooooo )


22. The Liars
These are the ones who crave for attention by telling lies in order to get PMed. These set of people don't have ordinary bicycle but they would snap beside a random car and then it becomes their profile picture. You see them forming as if they are more than what they are

Will b back when it makes front page

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tosyne2much:
Typing

Booking space?

space booked i am space booker

Mtn be like...Do you knw why lalasticala and Ishilove are always making front page on Nairaland? Text seun to mods for tips on how to make front pages frequently. Cost 5mb daily

Lol.Mizmycoli,aka mama of epistle got me laughing.
Kachisbarbie,tosyne2much has inspired you with 10 types of.

derailers.........e.g ggrin,andyblaze and kingtom

I wonder what gets them so excited when they appear on the front page.
But to be honest I also was when my threads hit the Nairaaland front page. But after a while the excitement vanished cuz most Nairalanders don't give a flying hoot about the poster who started the thread.

hannesy:
Will b back when it makes front page

Shey you dn join dem ni??

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Kachisbarbie:

...lolz

MizMyColi:
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Tosyne2much

Please be my campaign manager.

Wetin u wan contest 4 ?

Black thread on a black friday.

MizMyColi:

Ma'am

What saying you now

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Purrrfect Analogy.

I'm Dazed!

See them ,Pity Party Members Association of Nairaland Alias PPMAN

Bunsky:

Tosyne2much has inspired you with 10 types of.

I want to initiate you too

tosyne2much:


I want to initiate you too

Pls do i'm interested.

Lol this is so funny

tosyne2much:


I want to initiate you too

Watch out! My next thread will be '10 Types Of Threads Tosin Creates'. Lol
Ayamlaykorn

I rep. Nairaland . . Space Bookers Association of Nairaland.
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Been booking space since 1847

Book marked

Jst passing by...

MizMyColi:
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Hmmmm, so Pickabeau1 has been professying ey?
Nice one.[/size]

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By this Spacebooking post........

I hereby declare my intention to contest as the spokesperson of Nairaland

Please, y'all should be wary of my niece; Missslimbody, my aunt Kachisbarbie and my brother Madcow1

They like me too much, hence I've grown suspicious of them

All other concerned parties, please take note.

[size=14pt]*****Coli for Nairaland PRO[/size]
Tosyne2much

Please be my campaign manager.

What I do