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Your Age by Chocolate Maths by queen2(f): 6:45pm On Sep 27, 2005
YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

Saw this somewhere and decided to share it with u...



This is fantastic.... grin

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute ....
Work this out as you read ...
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun....... cheesy cheesy cheesy



1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)


2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)


3. Add 5


4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator .


5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755 ....
If you haven't, add 1754.


6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.



You should have a three digit number.


The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).



The next two numbers are ...



YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)



THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.

I did it and it worked. He he. Y'all need to try it, its Creative!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Your Age by Chocolate Maths by queen2(f): 6:47pm On Sep 27, 2005
U can work it out here if u want .....
Re: Your Age by Chocolate Maths by nike4luv(f): 6:48pm On Sep 27, 2005
haha..it worked..omg grin
Re: Your Age by Chocolate Maths by queen2(f): 6:55pm On Sep 27, 2005
I would like to have chocolate 5 times a week. jokin, 5 timesw is too much he he

5 * 2 = 10

10+5 = 15

15*50 == 750

If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755 ....
have had mine..

1755 + 750 = 2505

year i was born

2505 - 1990 = 515

The hundreth number is 5. thats the number of time i would like to have chocolate a week.

The tenth and the unit is my Age. 15.

Yup it worked!!! cheesy cheesy
Re: Your Age by Chocolate Maths by queen2(f): 6:56pm On Sep 27, 2005
nike4luv:

haha..it worked..omg grin

see, it fantastic, couldn't believe it would work. cheesy
Re: Your Age by Chocolate Maths by WesleyanA(f): 11:47pm On Sep 27, 2005
2 *2 = 4 +5 = 9 * 50 = 450 + 1755 = 2205 - 1990 = 215

it worked but i'm not going OMG shocked like nike is.
Re: Your Age by Chocolate Maths by hotangel2(f): 12:54am On Sep 28, 2005
We did the candy one. Now the chocolate one? yeah it worked. it always will.
Re: Your Age by Chocolate Maths by WesleyanA(f): 4:26am On Sep 28, 2005
the candy one
Re: Your Age by Chocolate Maths by queen2(f): 5:43pm On Sep 28, 2005
hot-angel:

We did the candy one. Now the chocolate one? yeah it worked. it always will.

where?? when??
Re: Your Age by Chocolate Maths by hotangel2(f): 8:59pm On Sep 28, 2005
lol. It was Layi that did it. Nike knows it too. I cant find the link now. later?
Re: Your Age by Chocolate Maths by WesleyanA(f): 3:40am On Sep 29, 2005
candy math sounds better than chocolate math.
Re: Your Age by Chocolate Maths by queen2(f): 12:57pm On Sep 29, 2005
WesleyanA:

candy math sounds better than chocolate math.

Whatever...
Re: Your Age by Chocolate Maths by hotangel2(f): 6:12pm On Sep 29, 2005
Ohh Queen... The chocolate math is good too. It's just that most people love candy.. Anyways it's all good.
Re: Your Age by Chocolate Maths by queen2(f): 8:59pm On Sep 29, 2005
hot-angel:

Ohh Queen... The chocolate math is good too. It's just that most people love candy.. Anyways it's all good.

okey dokie grin
Re: Your Age by Chocolate Maths by hotangel2(f): 12:29am On Sep 30, 2005
good to see u with a big grin.. can i have one more? cheesy
Re: Your Age by Chocolate Maths by queen2(f): 12:49pm On Sep 30, 2005
grin
Re: Your Age by Chocolate Maths by hotangel2(f): 3:28am On Oct 01, 2005
good

Is it just me.. or does nairaland website have a problem? This has been happening everynight. It just refuses to load.. Over and over again. Even while other websites load.
Re: Your Age by Chocolate Maths by queen2(f): 1:47pm On Oct 01, 2005
hot-angel:

good

Is it just me.. or does nairaland website have a problem? This has been happening everynight. It just refuses to load.. Over and over again. Even while other websites load.

yup, same thing happened to me, but later opened....
Re: Your Age by Chocolate Maths by hotangel2(f): 5:44pm On Oct 01, 2005
Okay.. Mr admin was mad at me for pointing that out. It happened to everyone!
Re: Your Age by Chocolate Maths by WesleyanA(f): 8:45pm On Oct 01, 2005
happens to me too. ha
Re: Your Age by Chocolate Maths by hotangel2(f): 5:49pm On Oct 02, 2005
Admin can u read? It happened to everyone! jainsense
Re: Your Age by Chocolate Maths by buckeye(m): 2:08am On Sep 16, 2006
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.


It works this year too.

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755 ,
If you haven't, add 1754.

just add 1 to those numbers and u are good to go. e.g 1756 , 1755.
Re: Your Age by Chocolate Maths by queen2(f): 3:46pm On Sep 16, 2006
oh, datz cool then
Re: Your Age by Chocolate Maths by WesleyanA(f): 6:37am On Sep 17, 2006
. . .and buckeye resurrects the dead thread. smiley
Re: Your Age by Chocolate Maths by buckeye(m): 7:30am On Sep 17, 2006
what can i do ? smiley
Re: Your Age by Chocolate Maths by legovo(m): 3:48pm On Sep 20, 2006
it works on my ,
Re: Your Age by Chocolate Maths by Falciparum(m): 8:24pm On Sep 20, 2006
Hey dudesmaths hasnt been my fav but i dont think it worked for me i picked 7 and my dob is 13 june 86 and i got 719 instead of 720 someone plese check that out lol
Re: Your Age by Chocolate Maths by queen2(f): 7:33pm On Sep 21, 2006
try it again, since it worked for buckeye, it should work, maybe u made a mistake grin

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