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Adventures Of Razor by amxgr8(m): 3:09pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
Razor rushed into d hauz breathing hevily....... D following conversation took place...... Stayed tuned |
Re: Adventures Of Razor by amxgr8(m): 3:19pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
MAMA DOYIN: wat has happened again ehnn u dis oloriburuku boi wat happened RAZOR: ahh... Mummy alligator dey pursue me mama doyin: where is it(dis boi will nt kill me). On getting there d mother asked him where it is nd d boi pointed 2 a lizard nd said dat is it. His mother gave him a hot slap saying u dis gud 4 notin boi i 4 don kill u since oh na fear of God nai dey hold me skuul u no wan go,work u no wan learn wetin u want ehnnn u no go kill me... D boi angrily walked away saing saing tym go come |
Re: Adventures Of Razor by amxgr8(m): 3:38pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
Teacher:wat is a noun razor:a noun is a person dat seats on a thing e.g ur big fat arsse |
Re: Adventures Of Razor by amxgr8(m): 3:45pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
Updates coming later.... Plz help me comment we all dey try our best 1 Like |
Re: Adventures Of Razor by Agybabe(f): 5:54pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
Are you the guy in the joke? Honestly, this is an eye-sore. No offence meant. Your best ain't good 1 Like |
Re: Adventures Of Razor by amxgr8(m): 7:46pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
Agybabe:..... By d way its fiction nd its not yet complete 1 Like |
Re: Adventures Of Razor by morhsuud22(m): 7:49pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
Bros dem dey build joke?? #confused amxgr8: 2 Likes |
Re: Adventures Of Razor by amxgr8(m): 8:47pm On Feb 10, 2015 |
am back again with new updates coming |
Re: Adventures Of Razor by amxgr8(m): 9:01pm On Feb 10, 2015 |
One man was very intrested in making love to his engaged office patner but the girl keep on insisting and reminding him that she is engaged. One day the girl was wearing a mini skirt that bearly cover her laps when the man walk upto her and said i will drop 100000 naira bucks on the graound before you pick it i will pull your pants and mave sweet love to you the girl was suprice so she called her fiancee and tell her the offer her fiancee said the offer is nice what you have to do is as soon as he drops the money before he will open his zip you pick the money and you win remember to call me when you are done they both agree So 30 minutes later the boy waited for her to call but she did not call but later she called after what looks like 45 minutes the boy ask what happend the girl in a skimpy voice respong he use COINS and before i could pick 100 naira he have already done on |
Re: Adventures Of Razor by amxgr8(m): 10:09am On Feb 11, 2015 |
Akpos and his two friends attended a party and got themselfs drunk......On there way home they chatted a cab(taxi).When they entered, they told the driver there destination..The driver noticing that they were drunk started his car and turned it off..He turned and told them that have arrieved at their destination......they paid the taxi driver his money,, and he was happy that his plan worked... to his grtest suprise while AKPOS was coming down he gave him a sound slap....the driver thought that Akpos knew what he did but decided to ask Akpos why the slap and Akpos answerd ``YOU ALMOST KILLED US```` |
Re: Adventures Of Razor by amxgr8(m): 10:43am On Feb 11, 2015 |
Switching to akpos nd no longer razor |
Re: Adventures Of Razor by amxgr8(m): 10:45am On Feb 11, 2015 |
Oga seun why cant i create a new thread |
Re: Adventures Of Razor by amxgr8(m): 10:50am On Feb 11, 2015 |
Akpos was at home on the eve of Valentine’s Day when his girlfriend, Ekaitee, came. The following conversation ensued: Ekaitte: [Smiles and holds Akpos’ head affectionately] Darling, are you getting me that Iphone 6 I requested for Valentine? Akpos: No. Ekaitte: But you promised? Akpos: My religion does not permit me to celebrate Valentine. Ekaitte: […] You might also like Akpos Joke: Valentine’s Day break up Photo: When Desperation Strikes Akpos Joke: Valentine’s Day dream Akpos Joke: Sex Akpos Joke: Difficult Exams Akpos Joke: Clever Doctor Akpos Joke: Principal’s Daughter Akpos Joke: After Sex Seven Akpos Laughs (2014) Akpos Joke: Pregnant Maid |
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