SIX TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MEET IN THE
BANKING HALL 1 - The Pen Borrowers: They re
always in the bank, common pen they
won't have. These pple are very
dangerous, once u borrow them d pen,
u may find it difficult 2 identify
dem, At a bank in Nigeria, once someone tells u "may I have ur pen?"
Believe
me bros, that's d last time u will see that
pen (except if
u're lucky). 2 - The "I dey ur Back" Team:
Immediately dey enter d bank, even b4
taking
d slip (withdrawal or deposit) all they
do is to know the last person and u
hear dem saying, I'm at your back. If care is nt taken, abt 8
pple can tell u "I dey ur back"
then at d end of d day, they cause
confusion (na me dey hin back,I don
tell am I
was here b4 u blah blah) 3 - The No protocol team: This
kind of pple don't obey d 1st come, 1st
served slogan!
They're mouthed in d bank!
Immediately they come in, they just
walk up 2 d cashier or manager, he asks them 2sit down & within 5 mins
they've completed there
transactions while u
still dey there looking like mumu 4
queue. 4 - The Bank Door rejectees:
These pple will always av a problem
with d bank
door, then u see them removing their
belts, car keys,
mobile phones etc and yet d machine keeps shouting "pls go back"
My bros next time
come 2 bank naked! Biko, he go allow
u in... #LOL! 5 - The slip wasters: These kind of pple
can waste slip 4Nigeria! To fill the
withdrawal slip or deposit slip na JAMB
questions,u c dem cancelling, tearing,
squeezing
& take another one. To write common 3780 Naira in words nagobe. Even d so
called
undergraduates are found wanting in
this scenario....... ............... ...........CHAI !!! 6 - The pple from Another
Planet: These pple usually behave like
them no dey
dis world since 2 yrs! They will always
b asking 4 today's
date, even after telling them d correct date, they will ask some1 else
again. I tire 4
dis pple oooooo......... ... PLS WHICH NUMBER U FALL INside...
No lie oh cus God dey watch u.... 1

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this joke has been recycled, up to the extent that the joke is tired of recycled bin.....SMH