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The Guy Code! by Umennajiego(op): 11:16pm On Nov 30, 2014
Every guy once in awhile fantasize over what they wish they had or how they wished their situation played out. These below are just some of mine!
FANTASIES
1. Imagining what they could have done with a 100 million dollars
2.Dreaming abt having a nice time with their celeberity crush.
3.Fantasizing on ow they wanna rock town if they had a range rover vogue
4.How they wanna pop champagne,hennesy,remy,all d cognac worth millions of naira
5.How they be chilling in brazil with two super hot models on d beach
6.Thinking of changing their entire wardrope with 1mil.
IN REALITY
1.Cash at hand #190 cash at bank #3,529.73
2.Dating nkechi d neighbours daughter.
3.inside keke napep going for lectures
4. Drinking limca with rice in d sch cafeteria
5.while crossing a stream in ur area under hot sun.
6. Buy 3 okirika jean with #1800
note that numbers tally oh.Add yours and tell us how wide your imagination can go,and remember it all for fun
:all negative and positive remarks,comments,insults ,ladies and all nigerians that school in france bring it on cos na nairaland we dey!
Re: The Guy Code! by adewalle1(m): 9:11am On Dec 02, 2014
u need more work! not funny enough
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