Will you get "MARRY"


I was seated before a man from India
today, he kept mute as he was going
through a book on his table, suddenly
he looked up and said "can you go
and get marry?" I sat confused and
started counting my age, "shey dis
man think say I don old abi na my
height they deceive am" I said to my
self, truth be told I was two times the
his height. I replied with a smile on
my face "sir not now, maybe few
years to come i will get MARRY" he
looked at me suprised and I was
checking if there was anything strange
in what I said. "you mean you can't
get marry now" he said a bit angry..
Now I was more than confused as I
scratch my coconut head.. Then I
thought of something, "why not tell
him to get MARRY requires a lot of
money, this could be your chance o,
he might want to foot the bill" the
devil adviced, I nodded in agreement,
atleast I will collect the money and
flee, may be I will relocate to my
village or get the book "how to
disappear without being found." I
thought. "to get MARRY here is
costly"I said. he look at me as a lion
looks at it prey "you mean i have to
pay you to get MARRY for me." He
shouted.. I burst into the realm of
laughter "you should have said so
now. you want me to get MARRY for
you? such a simple thing to do, tell
me the type of lady you want and I
will get one for you" I replied
laughing, I noticed he was now set
ablaze in anger,I kept quiet, then he
took a book and pen, he was scribing,
"na cheque e dey write o, u don
hammer" the devil said.. He gave me
the note, I couldn't believe what he
wrote, it read thus "can you go and
get MARY?" I was astounded and
abashed.
So all along he was saying MARY and it
sounded like MARRY...



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