THE GIRL I WILL MARRY SHOULD
READ THE
FOLLOWING TERMS AND
CONDITIONS
1.If we are having an argument,
I will always be RIGHT.
2. Incase you are right, then
point number 1 also takes over.
3. When I come home past
midnight , just know am coming
from a meeting.Period.
4. Dont ever compare me with
your ex, If he was good, what
the hell are you doing with me?
5. I have Ex-girlfriends! THAT'S
A FACT! Better live with it
darling! Quit asking how many
they are because, truth is, I
WILL LIE. KING SOLOMON of
the bible was my role model.
6. Its Your job to be neat
always. NOT MINE. Finding dirty
socks on my gas cooker is as
normal as Harambee stars
losing a match!
Live with It.
7.My phone is my phone, stay
away from it. Incase you see me
going out to pick some calls,
dont dare ask. Just know thats
my swag and get yourself busy
by making me some tea. ---But
as for you, receive all your calls
in the room, and activate the
loudspeaker.
8. If it happens that i beat you
and a visitor comes, you should
put a smile in your face and
pretend that nothing had
happened
9. when we are hanging out and
you see other girls hugging me,
Just know they are my cousins.
Don't dare ask who they are.
10. Well I dont drink, so when
we are two in the house and
you feel some alcoholic scent
coming from my mouth, Just
know its coming from our
neighbour..