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Kposi Outsmart D F,ucking Devil by Onyeasi(m): 9:49am On Dec 03, 2014 |
3 men, a philosopher, a mathematician and Akpors, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree, they died and found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the devil were waiting. “Gentlemen” the devil started, “heaven is overcrowded, therefore St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of people going in today. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don’t know or cannot answer, then you’re worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you’ll come with me to hell.” The philosopher then stepped up, “OK, Give me the most comprehensive report on socrates 19 Teachings.” With a snap of his finger, the devil answered correctly and sent him to hell. The Mathematician then said, “give me the most complicated formula you can ever think of!” With a snap of his finger the devil provided the right answer and sent him to hell too. Akpors then stepped forward and said, “Bring me a chair!” The devil brought forward a chair. “Drill 7 holes on the seat”, the devil did just that. Akpors then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked, “which hole did my fart come out from? “The devil inspected the seat and said “the third hole from the right”, “wrong” said Akpors, “It’s from my asshole”!! Of course the devil couldn’t take him to hell. One word for Akpors this time? |
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