gold face…
Two criminals were quite competent when it came to
robbing a cell phone store in South Carolina, but they
were terrible at coming up with disguises. One of the
robbers, named James, had spray painted his face gold
in an attempt to protect his identity. Spray paint fumes
are extremely toxic, so it was no surprise when James
had trouble breathing and eventually died. Ironically,
the witnesses were easily able to identify James despite
his "disguise.

road to Rio…
A young Brazilian couple were driving along the largest
freeway in the country when they suddenly got the urge
to get freaky. They pulled over and parked and starting
getting busy right there in the middle of the road. Since
there was a thick fog that morning, it wasn't long before
a massive truck slammed into the couple's car and
quickly ended their lovemaking session.

smoking gun…
This dumb death goes all the way back to the Civil War
era. Clement Vallandigham was a criminal defense
lawyer who was representing a client on trial for
murder. He argued that the victim drew his own gun in
a way that caused it to go off and kill himself.
Vallandigham offered a demonstration in the courtroom
with the victim's original loaded gun. The gun fired and
killed Vallandigham, but he won the case!

ashes to ashes…
In 2005, a man in Croatia named Marko was trying to
sweep out his chimney. He discovered that the opening
was too high for him to use a broom, so he decided to
attach a brush to a chain instead. He needed something
to add to weight the brush so it would go down the
chimney, so he grabbed the first object he could find...
a hand grenade. As he attempted to weld the grenade to
the chain, the grenade predictably exploded and killed
him.

shocking fish tale…
Some people love fishing for the sport, but this
fisherman from Sri Lanka didn't play by the rules. He
regularly came out to a local canal and made an easy
catch by electrocuting fish with an electric motor. One
day, the motor suddenly stopped working and stepped
onto it before remembering to shut off the power. The
shock from his own deadly tool reportedly sent him
flying about 12 feet into the air and caused him to
drown.

free falling…
A Texas construction worker was once hired to reinforce
the structure of a communications tower. He was simply
going about his work until he suddenly plummeted over
200 feet to his death. The worker had accidentally
loosened the bolts on the bar that he was hanging from

tigers leaves no survivors [/b[…
A German couple were visiting a drive-thru safari park
in Spain filled with all sorts of wild animals. For
whatever reason, the pair decided to stop their car and
get out when they reached the tiger enclosure. It was
only a matter of seconds before three tigers pounced
and made the dumb tourists their next meal.

[b[hurricane party…
Hurricane Camille took 259 lives when it hit the Gulf
Coast in 1969, but 20 of those deaths could have been
prevented. A group of friends decided to host a
hurricane party in their second-story beachfront
apartment while they waited out the storm. They figured
they were safe on the second floor, but a 24-foot wave
proved them wrong and destroyed the entire apartment.

bungee bungle …
In 1997, a Virginia fast food worker named Eric Barcia
decided that he wanted to bungee jump off of a 70-foot
hight railroad trussle. He had a bunch of individual
bungie cords and strung them all together to make a
bungee rope. Aside from being a dumb idea in the first
place, the problem was that his makeshift rope was also
70-feet long. Obviously, he wasn't slowed down at all
by the rope before hitting the ground.

pit crew blues…
In the parking lot outside of Skagit Raceway in 2010,
two pit crew members came up with the genius idea to
fill a barrel with methanol, light it, and ride it across the
parking lot like a rocket. As most normal people would
expect, the barrel simply exploded and sent the two
men flying into the air. One man died and the other
suffered from serious injuries.

macho man…
A 47-year-old man from Germany was trying to prove to
his wife that he was still as strong as he ever was. So
of course he decided to dangle from their 7th floor
balcony and do pull ups. After doing a few, he no
longer had the strength to pull himself back up and fell
to his death. The coroner proclaimed the cause of death
as "machismo."

speed demon…
A Brazilian teenager named Giovana Alves Dias de
Souza seemed like a normal girl, but she had a need for
speed. She decided it would be cool to post a picture to
her Facebook page of her spedometer at 180 km/h.
Somehow, she got away with it and lived to tell the
tale.
A few months later, Giovana decided to repeat her
daredevil stunt. The police found her mangled car after
she lost control and hit a support pole. Her phone was
found with a picture of her spedometer at 170 km/h.

Source? Or were you there when they happened?

Btw, your "Road to Rio", "Smoking Gun" and "Ashes to Ashes" have the same content/incident.

Lolz..road to rio hmmmmn..

Owk

More pics

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Welldone op i appreciate this work.

ukukaegbu:
Source? Or were you there when they happened?

Btw, your "Road to Rio", "Smoking Gun" and "Ashes to Ashes" have the same content/incident.

what is doing this one

Bukkying space

Very interesting piece

Just read it @18:07

Was tryna book space

Op i no believe the picture of the couple making love you sha looked for a picture to cover up

HeheHeheHeheHehe Na that "road to rio" and the "need for speed" dumb idiot funny pass..
See wetin konji cause..

lol,op had to bring up pictures somehow before the "pix or adonbilive it crew show up"..nice.

Japhet04:
what is doing this one

My comment was addressed to the OP and he did the needful.

If you were not stupid, you would have known that the OP edited his post after my comment.

Wow.

Odikwa risky

i love that macho man *running to amaka house*time to prove my love to her*am going to climb up to the last apartment*like my hero *the macho man*

This whole story looks like the documentary 1000 ways to die!!

I remember back in da days when I used to firm speed demon. Hit 190 a lot. 200 once.

Nie I can't pass 140. That Na my upper limit.

ok

Smoking gun is as lame as it is pathetic. The defence lawyer won anyways although post humous

Need for speed,road to rio
kai konji na bastard

all the pictures aren't of the real events as described by the op. U can do better.

Make i plug my phone here, incase...

kendraloops:
all the pictures aren't of the real events as described by the op. U can do better.

speed demon, smoking gun.

ah

Smooking gun is the dumbest

Dafuq??

I am not a bastard. Na my mama born me.

kelechiMarie:
Need for speed,road to rio
kai konji na bastard