In a rather surprising event today, an 18-year-old Nigerian girl married her mobile phone in Lagos. According to the new marriage laws issued by the Supreme Court, anyone above the age of 18 can marry anything except the same-sex.
Vivian Okilo, who is a student of the University of Lagos, today, under the same law married her newly bought mobile phone at a private marriage registration office located in Lagos. Sources say that it wasn’t a big ceremony as Vivian wanted to keep it a secret but the news broke down somehow and went viral on the internet within minutes.

One of her friends who was there in the ceremony told Hot Swen Media on condition of anonymity that Vivian’s husband’s name is Mr. Hifon Five.

Hot Swen Media reporter did manage to talk to the marriage registrar, Barrister. Keyamo, who officially tied the knot between Vivian and Mr. Hifon Five. “I think there is nothing wrong with it. It is totally under the law as Mr. Hifon Five surely belongs to the other gender. Plus teenagers love their mobile phones more than anything nowadays. Even more than their parents,” Barrister Keyamo told Hot Swen Media.

“Every teenager takes pleasure from using them constantly on public transport, during lectures, funerals, whilst in the toilet and some kids even have their head pieces connected to their ears, while they’re sleeping. This behaviour of teenagers prove that they can easily spend the rest of their lives together with their beloved phones,” Barrister Keyamo further added.

“I personally believe that....Source>> HotSwen Media

Dry

Shey, iphone still dey expensive now some peeps dey marry pillow, goat bla bla bla



Honestly, Jesus is coming soon

Mb wasted

Dis tin don tey na

whenvthe phone spoil she go turn widow be that na