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Re: SHOCKING: Yam Tubers From The Gods [photo] by nebukadnezzari(m): 6:26pm On Dec 05, 2014

Tandiz:
Notice the tubers came from two shoots. The yams are planted in a controlled environment of an already carved enclosure that mimics the output. The enclosure was simply discarded and the tubers thus emerge. Please don't be conned.

CORRECT!!!
we should be friends u and i, i like d way u reason.

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Re: SHOCKING: Yam Tubers From The Gods [photo] by eightsin(m): 6:27pm On Dec 05, 2014

Mehn.. I can't eat that. Make God no allow them cook this type for us for restaurants

Re: SHOCKING: Yam Tubers From The Gods [photo] by JayJustus(m): 6:55pm On Dec 05, 2014

proper fried egg will go with this swear down!!

Re: SHOCKING: Yam Tubers From The Gods [photo] by DAVE5(m): 6:55pm On Dec 05, 2014

Blackchampion:
Jii ndi muo #Lol
.
ETT

odikwa egwu ohh

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Re: SHOCKING: Yam Tubers From The Gods [photo] by Nobody: 6:57pm On Dec 05, 2014

These tubers were planted in a moulded/casted soil. I believe they dug the soil and carved it into the shape of a male and a female before planting the yam seeds. So, they came out this way.

Just like melting metals and producing metallic products by casting. That is pouring melted metal into moulds to form whatever desired shape like buckets, plates, cups, etc.

***
Give me those yams and ugwu leaves, maggi, oil, crayfish, onions and red pepper. I will make porridge out them cheesy

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Re: SHOCKING: Yam Tubers From The Gods [photo] by Nobody: 7:00pm On Dec 05, 2014

@Tandiz, you are so right.

Did you also notice how tiny the male's odonlodolo is

The person who carved the soil, gave our Naija yam a Korean d*k embarassed

and he forgot the balls too.
The female yam doesn't have a ol too, obviously, no way to cave the ol into the soil.

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Re: SHOCKING: Yam Tubers From The Gods [photo] by OXCUBA: 7:10pm On Dec 05, 2014

NICE YAM .....I JUST BOUGHT ONE FOR XMAS

Re: SHOCKING: Yam Tubers From The Gods [photo] by ToyozzieTohBad(f): 7:50pm On Dec 05, 2014

ah tuber.....ah tuse ooo

Re: SHOCKING: Yam Tubers From The Gods [photo] by Nobody: 8:13pm On Dec 05, 2014

Negodu... Animated yam!

Re: SHOCKING: Yam Tubers From The Gods [photo] by promise70(m): 8:59pm On Dec 05, 2014

Hmmmm wonders sha never end evil men at work but dat yam for sweet ooooooooo

Re: SHOCKING: Yam Tubers From The Gods [photo] by Nobody: 9:06pm On Dec 05, 2014

dreydee:

HOW IT HAPPENED: a man and a woman were mating in 1160BC and got stuck which is a taboo in their community, they were buried alive

NOW 2014: a farmer planted yams in the exact same spot they were buried, and the result...........

CONCLUSION: anybody that eats this yam will get stuck during sex #Spooky

NOLLYWUD TINS

Re: SHOCKING: Yam Tubers From The Gods [photo] by Lilshorecords(m): 9:45pm On Dec 05, 2014

Aprime:
No be yam be dat?... na YAM.
Well with the right stew, it will go down.

hehehe!

Re: SHOCKING: Yam Tubers From The Gods [photo] by fridayj(m): 9:52pm On Dec 05, 2014

Na wazh..........no i dn't blief....

Re: SHOCKING: Yam Tubers From The Gods [photo] by Harmvirus(f): 11:01pm On Dec 05, 2014

they are not yams biko

Re: SHOCKING: Yam Tubers From The Gods [photo] by sebali: 11:03pm On Dec 05, 2014

dreydee:

HOW IT HAPPENED: a man and a woman were mating in 1160BC and got stuck which is a taboo in their community, they were buried alive

NOW 2014: a farmer planted yams in the exact same spot they were buried, and the result...........

CONCLUSION: anybody that eats this yam will get stuck during sex #Spooky

Funny Enough u re right.
THIS IS D REINCARNATION OF HUMANS TOO BAD TO RETURN AS HUMANS.
If u tink am joking as d hindus

Re: SHOCKING: Yam Tubers From The Gods [photo] by bolajJP007: 11:59pm On Dec 05, 2014

standd:
These tubers were planted in a moulded/casted soil. I believe they dug the soil and carved it into the shape of a male and a female before planting the yam seeds. So, they came out this way.

Just like melting metals and producing metallic products by casting. That is pouring melted metal into moulds to form whatever desired shape like buckets, plates, cups, etc.

***
At times I wonder what's wrong with children of nowadays. It's everything they joke with. Even the bubble said "give to ceasar, what is ceasars".

I really don't blame them sha, it's their parents that made them forgot their culture all in the name of civilization.
Give me those yams and ugwu leaves, maggi, oil, crayfish, onions and red pepper. I will make porridge out them

Re: SHOCKING: Yam Tubers From The Gods [photo] by bolajJP007: 12:01am On Dec 06, 2014

standd:
These tubers were planted in a moulded/casted soil. I believe they dug the soil and carved it into the shape of a male and a female before planting the yam seeds. So, they came out this way.

Just like melting metals and producing metallic products by casting. That is pouring melted metal into moulds to form whatever desired shape like buckets, plates, cups, etc.

***
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Give me those yams and ugwu leaves, maggi, oil, crayfish, onions and red pepper. I will make porridge out them

Re: SHOCKING: Yam Tubers From The Gods [photo] by IceMan85(m): 12:09am On Dec 06, 2014

In Africa, we don't eat this.

Re: SHOCKING: Yam Tubers From The Gods [photo] by Peejayybold(f): 3:13am On Dec 06, 2014

For real?

Re: SHOCKING: Yam Tubers From The Gods [photo] by codedmax(m): 5:28am On Dec 06, 2014

jesu

Re: SHOCKING: Yam Tubers From The Gods [photo] by Dejmax(m): 6:21am On Dec 06, 2014

Yam of d gods....lols

Re: SHOCKING: Yam Tubers From The Gods [photo] by Infomizer(m): 7:27am On Dec 06, 2014

Methinks they're more like mandrake roots than yam tubers..

Re: SHOCKING: Yam Tubers From The Gods [photo] by QueTeddy: 10:53am On Dec 06, 2014

dreydee:

HOW IT HAPPENED: a man and a woman were mating in 1160BC and got stuck which is a taboo in their community, they were buried alive

NOW 2014: a farmer planted yams in the exact same spot they were buried, and the result...........

CONCLUSION: anybody that eats this yam will get stuck during sex #Spooky

am ready to give it a trial

Re: SHOCKING: Yam Tubers From The Gods [photo] by OkikiOluwa1(m): 11:48am On Dec 06, 2014

dreydee:

HOW IT HAPPENED: a man and a woman were mating in 1160BC and got stuck which is a taboo in their community, they were buried alive

NOW 2014: a farmer planted yams in the exact same spot they were buried, and the result...........

CONCLUSION: anybody that eats this yam will get stuck during sex #Spooky

I ll eat them with alligator pepper stew. It ll only boost my libido

Re: SHOCKING: Yam Tubers From The Gods [photo] by 4ormidable(m): 11:58am On Dec 06, 2014

That na yam with icing sugar just like cakes would have.... Yam na yam..no be coco yam.

But me no 4 chop am o...even 4 world famine. grin

Re: SHOCKING: Yam Tubers From The Gods [photo] by yhusiee(f): 11:59am On Dec 06, 2014

Tinubu:
Nice yam

Na to go Amsterdam go auction am

YAM FROM THE GODS

BIDDING STARTS AT $150,000.....

True talk ma frnd, drz a big tym exhibition/auction biz in dis. Bu come ooo, r u an Igbo? U tink just like me

Re: SHOCKING: Yam Tubers From The Gods [photo] by badmus1346(m): 12:11pm On Dec 06, 2014

Please Garba ...fry me better egg mix am with onion...I want to eat yam

Re: SHOCKING: Yam Tubers From The Gods [photo] by Billygee2u: 2:22pm On Dec 06, 2014

AJOT99:
Photoshop things......

to be honest,this is not photo shopped.
I have seen the yam in china where many people gathered to have a look at it.
it's really wonderful .Ilearnt the secret .
When am back to Naija,I will produce the yam in different forms.
Don't ask me the secret pls.

Re: SHOCKING: Yam Tubers From The Gods [photo] by AJOT99(m): 7:40am On Dec 07, 2014

Billygee2u:

to be honest,this is not photo shopped.
I have seen the yam in china where many people gathered to have a look at it.
it's really wonderful .Ilearnt the secret .
When am back to Naija,I will produce the yam in different forms.
Don't ask me the secret pls.

That's great anyway. Are u a farmer?

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